Joke jokes
Some kid in a wheelchair called me fat.
I told her, "Do a wheelie!"
Q: What do you call a gay cowboy?
A: A jolly rancher.
One time Uma Thurman was Poison Ivy; she was weird in that, except for her punny jokes.
How do you make a body disappear?
You use an axe, black plastic bags, a forest, a shovel, and some ice cream because killing someone and chopping them up and digging holes in the ground and putting dirt over them is a lot of hard work!
P.S., I'm joking and don't condone these actions.
Not a joke: one of George Floyd's criminal friends shot his grand-niece as they wanted a piece of the 27 million dollars
What's an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang, because it always comes back.
Why do people enjoy orphan jokes! Lol... I LOVE IT >:)
What do Americans call high school?
A shooting range.
"White beta males and fake alpha males are a joke that goes for POC men too."
"Left, center, right, and apolitical, also skeptical, are also a joke."
Yo mama is so ugly, when she looked at the mirror, I cracked up.
What do you call a deer that has no eyes?
No eye deer.
They're not jokes, they're notes now, get me?
I am in trouble.
Are you feeling down? Because I wanna feel you up.
Fineman, Einstein, and Schrodinger walked into a bar.
Fineman says, "It appears we're inside a joke."
Einstein says, "But only to an observer who saw us walk in simultaneously."
To which Schrodinger says, "If someone's looking through the window, I'm leaving!"
Guys, I'm back...
Here's my joke:
What is blue and red all over?
Blood in the water of a shark attack victim.
What's red and got makeup all over?
A Bill Cosby victim.
Why is it easy to weigh fish?
Because they have their own scales! 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Why is it so easy to weigh fish?
They have their own scales.
What do you call a man with no body and no nose?
Nobody knows.