Joke jokes
Why didn't anyone laugh at pizza jokes?
Because they were too cheesy!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the side that he was not on.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a joke, so are you.
This is a joke in itself.
I have trash so I throw it at my sister and say that she is a trash can.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.
"Hamlet deez nuts go into your mouth??" 😂😂😂😂😂
You have to tell this to a friend:
There are 30 cows in a field. 20 ate 28 chickens. How many didn't? A: 10
You wanna hear a construction joke?
I'm still workin' on it!
How do you surprise a blind guy?
Say, "Surprise!"
How do you get a squirrel to be your friend?
Act like a nut.
I’d tell you a secret about peanut butter, but you might spread it.
Me: I need a good roast.
My friend: Take me!
Fineman, Einstein, and Schrodinger walked into a bar.
Fineman says, "It appears we're inside a joke."
Einstein says, "But only to an observer who saw us walk in simultaneously."
To which Schrodinger says, "If someone's looking through the window, I'm leaving!"
Guys, I'm back...
Here's my joke:
What is blue and red all over?
Blood in the water of a shark attack victim.
Why is it so easy to weigh fish?
They have their own scales.
What do you call a man with no body and no nose?
Nobody knows.
What do you call a scared cow?
A COW-ard.
Every good joke has its delivery, except abortion jokes, because they have none.
What did one nut say to the other nut when it was chasing it?
“I’m gonna cashew!”