Joke jokes
What do Americans call high school?
A shooting range.
"White beta males and fake alpha males are a joke that goes for POC men too."
"Left, center, right, and apolitical, also skeptical, are also a joke."
Yo mama is so ugly, when she looked at the mirror, I cracked up.
What do you call a deer that has no eyes?
No eye deer.
They're not jokes, they're notes now, get me?
I am in trouble.
Are you feeling down? Because I wanna feel you up.
Fineman, Einstein, and Schrodinger walked into a bar.
Fineman says, "It appears we're inside a joke."
Einstein says, "But only to an observer who saw us walk in simultaneously."
To which Schrodinger says, "If someone's looking through the window, I'm leaving!"
Guys, I'm back...
Here's my joke:
What is blue and red all over?
Blood in the water of a shark attack victim.
What's red and got makeup all over?
A Bill Cosby victim.
Why is it easy to weigh fish?
Because they have their own scales! 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Why is it so easy to weigh fish?
They have their own scales.
What do you call a man with no body and no nose?
Nobody knows.
What do you call a scared cow?
A COW-ard.
What do you call a deaf dog? As you like, he doesn't hear you anyway.
The only joke my dad ever made was me.
Me: I need a good roast.
My friend: Take me!
If your nose runs and your feet smell, you are probably built upside down.
A sandwich walks into a bar.
Bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve food here."
I forgot what a boomerang was. Oh well, it’ll come back to me.