What did the rapper say to his broken pencil?
"You're just not SHARP enough for my lyrics!"
Joke Jokes
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and a walkie-talkie?
He can’t walkie or talkie.
What does a priest and Christmas tree have in common? The balls are just for decoration.
Why do you Scotchmen wear kilts?
Because sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.
The fact I couldn't hear the announcements at my school because the boys in my advisory are clapping with no hands should be a joke just in itself. They were making sexual faces as well, oh, and don't forget the moaning they do.
What's the similarities between anonymous and a cow? I think you know...
I saw two really tall guys. I walked up and said, "I didn't know we still have the Twin Towers!"
Bro, is your hairline and your forehead good friends because they go way back?
A guy walks into a bar with a revolver and yells, “WHO THE FUCK FUCKED MY WIFE!”
A man in the back responds, “YOU AIN'T GOT ENOUGH BULLETS MATE!”
How does a skeleton call his friends?
On the tele-bone!
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The pinnacle of loyalty is that an ant married an elephant, and after he died, she spent her entire life burying him :)
At what point does a joke become a dad joke?
When it disappears and never returns home.
Why did the egg hide?
Because it was a little chicken!
What did the Japanese man say to his friend after he killed somebody?
"That is very Wong."
What do a 14-year-old pregnant girl and the child inside her have in common?
Both are thinking, “Oh no! My mom’s gonna kill me!”
What’s the only plus for someone who burns to death?
They get a discount at the crematorium.
So you're offended by midget jokes? C'mon, grow up!
What do you do when an epileptic has a seizure in the bathtub?
Throw in some laundry...
Last year, I gave my brother a BB gun for his birthday. He gave me a T-shirt with a bullseye on it.
I asked him what the bullseye was for. He said, "Target practice."
