Joke jokes
More jokes.
I would tell you a pizza joke, but it's too cheesy.
A joke.
I'd tell a science joke, but I was like, "Nah, it would get no reaction."
The QUEEN is JACK! KING off the JOKER!
I know what you're thinking, pervert. Actually, the joke's about a jester in drag. OK, I’m joking, the Queen cheated on the King with the Jester.
What's a woodpecker's favorite kind of jokes?
Knock knock ones.
I am a dead baby. -end joke-
What do you call a hippopotamus that stands out from the crowd?
A hipster!
What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?
"Where's my tractor!"
Very funny battery joke.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Candace. Candace who? Candace be true, you don’t remember me?
Ever had that feeling that suicidal people are a big contributor to the razor blade industry?
Well, they aren't.
Why?
They aren't repeated customers.
What's the similarities between anonymous and a cow? I think you know...
Why do orphans have only 363 days in their calendar year?
Because they don't have father's and mother's days.
Humor is like skin; the darker it gets, the less people like it.
I'd tell you a joke about pizza, but it was too cheesy.
What's the difference between three cocks and a joke?
Your mom can't take a joke.
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and a walkie-talkie?
He can’t walkie or talkie.
What does a priest and Christmas tree have in common? The balls are just for decoration.
What is the difference between your dad and a video game?
Your dad doesn’t beat you.