Joke jokes
What did the pickle do on the road?
It said, "I'm Pickle Rick!"
Not a joke: one of George Floyd's criminal friends shot his grand-niece as they wanted a piece of the 27 million dollars.
What's an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang, because it always comes back.
"White beta males and fake alpha males are a joke that goes for POC men too."
Me: I need a good roast.
My friend: Take me!
If your nose runs and your feet smell, you are probably built upside down.
What do you call a deer that has no eyes?
No eye deer.
They're not jokes, they're notes now, get me?
I am in trouble.
What's red and got makeup all over?
A Bill Cosby victim.
Why is it easy to weigh fish?
Because they have their own scales! 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Why is it so easy to weigh fish?
They have their own scales.
What do you call a Punjabi that’s drowning? Mandeep.
Why did the sperm cross the road?
Because he put the wrong sock was put on.
Hehe.
What is hard to find but easy to make?
An orphan.
Line (DYM 105)
Why was six afraid of seven?
Seven was a registered six offender.
Why did the chicken cross the road to get to the playground?
How do you make an octopus laugh?
Ten tickles!
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So I went to my friend's house and he told me to make myself at home, so I kicked him out. I don't like visitors.