Joke

Joke jokes

Chicken

Why did the chicken cross the road? He had to finish his essay, or the teacher was gonna whoop his fat butt cheeks!

Mom

Me when the your, uh, uhhhh, when your me when the your, uhhh, uhhhhh, mom.

Wheelchair

I got sent to the principal's office today because I pushed a kid in a wheelchair into a fire and screamed, "HOT WHEELS!"

Orphan

What is the difference between an orphan and a non-orphan? You can slap the orphan, but not the non-orphan because they can actually tell their parents.

Dollar

If I had a dollar for every time you said something smart, I’d be broke.

Grave

Some guy came to me and said, "I'm your dad's friend. He asked me to pick you up."

*Laughing freaking hard* and told him, "Did you dig the grave?"

Nut

What did one nut say to the other nut when it was chasing it?

“I’m gonna cashew!”

Acorn

A friend asked what an acorn is.

I said, “In a nutshell, it’s an oak tree.”