Joke jokes
Why did Jeffrey get blood on his shoe?
Because this teen just started her period!
Not a joke: one of George Floyd's criminal friends shot his grand-niece as they wanted a piece of the 27 million dollars.
Me: I need a good roast.
My friend: Take me!
What's red and got makeup all over?
A Bill Cosby victim.
Do you know what SAWCON is?
SAWCON deez nuts.
I am a joke.
How did the chicken 🐔 feel after escaping the fry cook?
Clucky!
What's the difference between roast chicken and pea soup?
You can roast chicken.
This is a short joke! This short joke is long. Nice joke, Mr. Steve.
Did you know that..
Studies show 9 in 10 Americans do not have basic math skills.
Oh, thank god I'm in that 1%.
AB💿
Innit.
This is not a joke, nor did I come up with it.
If somebody calls you ugly, just hug them and say, "Life must be hard for you since you have visual impairment!"
How do you call a mirror and an orphan?
Family reunion.
Do you know what the "f" in "orphan" stands for? Family. Oh wait, there is no "f."
Knock, knock.
Who is there?
Deez.
Deez who?
Deez nuts!
Your life can't be a joke; a joke has meaning.
When you ask an orphan to come over:
Kid: "Do you want to come over to my house?"
Orphan: "Yeah, sure."
Kid: "Ok, ask your parents—oh wait."
You look pretty today... April Fools!
What do you call an emo's face?
Elmo's son.