Joke jokes
I came on for an orphan joke.
Then I realized they are a joke.
What do you call a Mexican who lost their car?
Carlos.
Why did the chicken cross the road? He had to finish his essay, or the teacher was gonna whoop his fat butt cheeks!
Me when the your, uh, uhhhh, when your me when the your, uhhh, uhhhhh, mom.
I got sent to the principal's office today because I pushed a kid in a wheelchair into a fire and screamed, "HOT WHEELS!"
What is the difference between an orphan and a non-orphan? You can slap the orphan, but not the non-orphan because they can actually tell their parents.
If I had a dollar for every time you said something smart, I’d be broke.
"Hamlet deez nuts go into your mouth??" 😂😂😂😂😂
Some guy came to me and said, "I'm your dad's friend. He asked me to pick you up."
*Laughing freaking hard* and told him, "Did you dig the grave?"
It's past April Fool's Day, and we still have a joke as president.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite event? Their birthday!
How do you surprise a blind guy?
Say, "Surprise!"
What did one nut say to the other?
“Cashew later.”
What did one nut say to the other nut when it was chasing it?
“I’m gonna cashew!”
How do you get a squirrel to be your friend?
Act like a nut.
What do you call an angry nut with a mustache?
A pistachio.
What happens to a nervous nut?
It cracks.
Can I ask you a question? Nut now!
Don’t panic! Stay c-almond collected.
A friend asked what an acorn is.
I said, “In a nutshell, it’s an oak tree.”