Joke jokes
Your hairline is so far back that I can't even back out of my car.
I saw an orphan on the road. I asked him if he's an orphan. The kid says, "Yeah, what gave it away?"
I say, "Your parents."
I want to run. I go Iran, because I RAN, not IRAN, because it’s an Iran joke about the country, not the movement.
Name a nut. You because are nuts.
Which one fell first, the Emo Kid or the apple?
The apple, because the rope caught the kid.
How do you know when a joke has turned into a dad joke?
When it leaves you and never comes back.
Why did the Chicken Cross the Road?
Idk.
Are your ankles having a party? Because I think your pants should come on down.
Dark humor is like water: some people get it, and some people don't.
What do you call a trash bin for 9/11?
Osama Bin Laden.
What is the difference between a leaf falling from a tree and an emo falling from a tree?
The leaf falls to the ground, the emo just hangs there.
Why can't orphans make dad jokes? Because they don't have one.
Why did the deer cross the road? Its friends deered it to.
What do you call someone that no one loves?
An orphan.
She asked:
"How can you explain a yellow color to a blind man?"
Şehmus ne demiş? Ne bileyim, olm, ona sor.
Stop making 9/11 jokes, guys! My uncle died in that event. He was the best Arabian pilot in the world!
A depressed kid gave me a high five. I left him hanging.
How do you surprise a blind man?
Leave the plunger in the toilet.
I've been drinking from a tall cup.
His teeth look like Twin Towers, Al-Qaeda blown him up.