Joke jokes
Papyrus: Sans, can you call Undyne for me and tell her that I found a human!
Sans: Sure bro, lemme just get on the Tele-bone.
Papyrus: Ssssaaaaannnnsss!!!!!!
Sans: Yea bro.
Papyrus: You know what? I will tell Undyne instead.
How do you drown a Blonde? You put a scratch and sniff sticker in a pool.
I tried to catch air once... I mist.
What is Beethoven's favorite fruit?
Bananana!
My enemy told me I’m adopted, so I told him at least I got adopted.
What's Harry Potter's favorite way of going down a hill?
Walking. JK, Rowling.
Consent before sex is a joke. It's just politically correct feminazi propaganda.
I saw a dad shave his daughter's head because she made fun of a woman with cancer.
Good thing she didn’t make fun of a pregnant woman 🤭
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Not Stephen Hawking."
What goes up must come down, apart from Mr. Vyse.
Q: Why do I like bone jokes so much?
A: Because they are humerus.
Yesterday I asked my friend, "What is a fish without eyes?"
They replied, "I don’t know."
I said, "Fsh."
What did the cholo say when the house fell on him?
"Get off me, homes!"
Let me tell you how I escaped Iraq. Iran! (;)
What did the man's dick say to the man?
I just can't "hand"le it!
I was trying to make friends, and this one person came up to me. They said, "Lettuce be friends?" I just laughed and said that was tear-able.
A man once ate the left side of a person. One guy watching asked if the guy he was eating was okay. The man eating him said, "No... it's okay, he's all right now."
Q. What's red and crawls up your leg?
A. A homesick abortion.
What do you call an overweight psychic?
A four chin teller.
What is a bus ride that is dumb? A boring one.