Joke jokes
If she’s old enough to smoke, She’s old enough to choke.
If she’s old enough to pee, She’s old enough for me.
What's the difference between a dead baby in my trash can and a discarded sex toy?
...
I'm still trying to think of an answer.
If they made a movie about your sex life, what would it be?
In Afghanistan, it would be "Twelve Years a Slave!" 🤣
What's something similar between a clogged pipe and a pregnant woman?
You fix both with a coat hanger.
What do you call a chicken staring at a pile of lettuce?
A chicken sees a salad.
(Say it out loud if you don't get it!)
What did Hitler say to Stan after he died?
I did nazi that coming!
Orphan joke club Discord coming soon.
My friend said I was gay, but then I realised he was talking to the mirror.
What do you call a person in a wheelchair?
Virgin Mobile.
Kobe: Stop doing dark humor!
Me: Why? They don't land well together?
Q: How do you know there’s a party at Neverland Ranch? A: All the Big Wheels are parked out front.
Q: When do you know it’s over? A: Only one is left.
Normally I would tell a 9/11 joke, but it’s two plane.
What does a woman’s pussy and a chainsaw have in common?
Miss by a few inches and you’re in deep shit.
What do you call a disabled kid who is blind?
A grape chilli bean.
What did the ocean say to the Atlantic Ocean? Answer: Nothing, they just waved.
What do a turtle and a pedophile have in common?
They both try to get there before the hair does.
One day I walk up to an emo kid. I realized he had a fresh cut, so I grab my hand and slap his wrist and told him, "I like ya cut, G!"
Why can't orphans see all these jokes on this website that we're posting?
'Cause they don't know where the home page is.
Don’t stop orphan jokes. They’re funny, and people are just mad that they don’t understand the jokes because they're too STUUUPID.
What do you get when you cross the terms homeless and abandoned?
POORphan