Joke jokes
What is Beethoven's favorite fruit?
Bananana!
An autistic man walks into a bra.
Me: Do you take milk before cereal, or cereal before milk?
The adult person I asked: Cereal?
Me: I take the bowl first! What do you do? Do you just pour everything on the table and then eat it?
The person: Yes.
Me: WHAT?!!!??!!
Why is the number 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
He forgot his eggs.
Have you heard the new pickup line in a gay bar?
Can I push your stool in for ya?
There's nothing else that can beat up dog.
What's up, dog?
Just my depression!
How many animals can you fit in a pair of underpants?
A. A cock and a few hairs (hares).
Two hats are next to each other. One hat says to the other, "Stay here, I'll go on ahead."
Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
So he could get into high school.
Have you heard about the Pokemon called "rhy rhy rhyde" on deez nuts?
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What do u call a pretty Indian girl?
Bomb bae.
What did the therapist say to the rapist yes please
What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?
120 pounds.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Oliver.
Oliver who?
Oliver jokes don’t exist! 👹
I saw an orphan and I said, "Yo."
He said, "What do you want?"
I said, "To be your new father."
"Really??!" the orphan said.
Me: Lol, no.
Orphan *Jumps into street*
What is the difference between a hoe's birth Daddy and her pimp Daddy?
The first daddy plants the seed in a cunt, and the second reaps the harvest from the cunt.
I have a fat ass.
Lol, I have no life :)