Joke jokes
If she’s old enough to smoke, She’s old enough to choke.
If she’s old enough to pee, She’s old enough for me.
What do a turtle and a pedophile have in common?
They both try to get there before the hair does.
Orphan joke club Discord coming soon.
What do you call a person in a wheelchair?
Virgin Mobile.
What did the ocean say to the Atlantic Ocean? Answer: Nothing, they just waved.
What did Hitler say to Stan after he died?
I did nazi that coming!
One day I walk up to an emo kid. I realized he had a fresh cut, so I grab my hand and slap his wrist and told him, "I like ya cut, G!"
My friend said I was gay, but then I realised he was talking to the mirror.
You know, I got attacked by a man with cheese and a bit of milk.
How dairy!
My grandpa's last words were, "Why is there a body in my kitchen?"
No witnesses.
Child: Mom, someone told me you talk like an owl.
Teacher: Who?
Child: Oh, it is true, you do talk like an owl!
Knock, knock.
Moon, give me cheese.
Warning: if you don't like gummy bears, DO NOT READ.
Q: What do you call a Mexican gummy bear?
A: Delici-Oso
Why can't orphans see all these jokes on this website that we're posting?
'Cause they don't know where the home page is.
What do you call a Hippie's Wife? A Mississippi.
What do you call expired milk?
The Milky Way.
Don’t stop orphan jokes. They’re funny, and people are just mad that they don’t understand the jokes because they're too STUUUPID.
What is the healthiest fruit?
An orange 🍊—It takes Vitamin See!
Mississippi girls are missing a "pp."
What do you get when you cross the terms homeless and abandoned?
POORphan