Joke jokes
What is Beethoven's favorite fruit?
Bananana!
Mississippi girls are missing a "pp."
Why can you punch an orphan and get away with it?
Because what is he gonna do, tell his parents?
What is the healthiest fruit?
An orange 🍊—It takes Vitamin See!
Why was the cow afraid?
Because he was a cow-herd!
Yesterday I asked my friend, "What is a fish without eyes?"
They replied, "I don’t know."
I said, "Fsh."
Q: Why do I like bone jokes so much?
A: Because they are humerus.
What did the man's dick say to the man?
I just can't "hand"le it!
I was trying to make friends, and this one person came up to me. They said, "Lettuce be friends?" I just laughed and said that was tear-able.
Let me tell you how I escaped Iraq. Iran! (;)
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
It's me. I can't get in because Stephen Hawking is blocking the door!
What is a bus ride that is dumb? A boring one.
An autistic man walks into a bra.
Me: Do you take milk before cereal, or cereal before milk?
The adult person I asked: Cereal?
Me: I take the bowl first! What do you do? Do you just pour everything on the table and then eat it?
The person: Yes.
Me: WHAT?!!!??!!
What did the therapist say to the rapist yes please
What do u call a pretty Indian girl?
Bomb bae.
How many animals can you fit in a pair of underpants?
A. A cock and a few hairs (hares).
There's nothing else that can beat up dog.
What's up, dog?
Just my depression!
Two hats are next to each other. One hat says to the other, "Stay here, I'll go on ahead."
Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
So he could get into high school.