Joke jokes
Knock, knock.
Moon, give me cheese.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
It's me. I can't get in because Stephen Hawking is blocking the door!
What is the healthiest fruit?
An orange 🍊—It takes Vitamin See!
Why was the cow afraid?
Because he was a cow-herd!
My grandpa's last words were, "Why is there a body in my kitchen?"
No witnesses.
You know, I got attacked by a man with cheese and a bit of milk.
How dairy!
What do you get when you cross the terms homeless and abandoned?
POORphan
Q: Why did the fly go to the hospital?
A: For the doctor to make it get "butter!"
What did one gay guy say to the other when they were packing for a trip?
"Want me to pack your shit?"
Let me tell you how I escaped Iraq. Iran! (;)
Q: Why do I like bone jokes so much?
A: Because they are humerus.
What did the cholo say when the house fell on him?
"Get off me, homes!"
Mississippi girls are missing a "pp."
What did the hematologist say when his Canadian patient wrote that he's blood type "eh"? "Ah, probably just go with blood typo!"
There are two cows in a field. One says to the other, "I'm cold. Are you cold?"
The other cow says, "Yeah, I'm Fresian."
Why can you punch an orphan and get away with it?
Because what is he gonna do, tell his parents?
What does an eighty-year-old woman have in between her boobs that a twenty-year-old woman doesn't?
A belly button.
Q. What's red and crawls up your leg?
A. A homesick abortion.
Why do orphans always go to church? Because that’s the only place they could call someone "father."
I tried to catch air once... I mist.