Joke jokes
Normally I would tell a 9/11 joke, but it’s two plane.
Child: Mom, someone told me you talk like an owl.
Teacher: Who?
Child: Oh, it is true, you do talk like an owl!
What do a turtle and a pedophile have in common?
They both try to get there before the hair does.
What did the ocean say to the Atlantic Ocean? Answer: Nothing, they just waved.
You know, I got attacked by a man with cheese and a bit of milk.
How dairy!
Warning: if you don't like gummy bears, DO NOT READ.
Q: What do you call a Mexican gummy bear?
A: Delici-Oso
What do you call a Hippie's Wife? A Mississippi.
What do you call expired milk?
The Milky Way.
Why can't orphans see all these jokes on this website that we're posting?
'Cause they don't know where the home page is.
Don’t stop orphan jokes. They’re funny, and people are just mad that they don’t understand the jokes because they're too STUUUPID.
What did one gay guy say to the other when they were packing for a trip?
"Want me to pack your shit?"
You wanna hear a joke? It's YOU.
There are two cows in a field. One says to the other, "I'm cold. Are you cold?"
The other cow says, "Yeah, I'm Fresian."
Why can you punch an orphan and get away with it?
Because what is he gonna do, tell his parents?
What did the hematologist say when his Canadian patient wrote that he's blood type "eh"? "Ah, probably just go with blood typo!"
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
It's me. I can't get in because Stephen Hawking is blocking the door!
What is the healthiest fruit?
An orange 🍊—It takes Vitamin See!
Why was the cow afraid?
Because he was a cow-herd!
Mississippi girls are missing a "pp."
Why do orphans always go to church? Because that’s the only place they could call someone "father."