Joke jokes
What is a bus ride that is dumb? A boring one.
Papyrus: Sans, can you call Undyne for me and tell her that I found a human!
Sans: Sure bro, lemme just get on the Tele-bone.
Papyrus: Ssssaaaaannnnsss!!!!!!
Sans: Yea bro.
Papyrus: You know what? I will tell Undyne instead.
How do you drown a Blonde? You put a scratch and sniff sticker in a pool.
I saw a dad shave his daughter's head because she made fun of a woman with cancer.
Good thing she didn’t make fun of a pregnant woman 🤭
My enemy told me I’m adopted, so I told him at least I got adopted.
My friend asked me once, "Is there any religion in the world that preaches a god who masturbates in a closed room?"
"Islam it is."
What do you call a white kid at the back of class?
A school shooter.
What has ten children crying, naked, and screaming for their parents?
My big green pedo machine.
What do you call people who jumped in the dam?
A dam fool.
Don't be sad if you miss a shot when you yell "Kobe." He didn't make it either.
A girl walks in the room. She asks her mom, "Why's my name Flower?" Her mom said, "When you were born, a flower fell on your head." Brick walks in the room. Jasvidnqzkdvsosbd.
I told a blonde she needed gas for her car, and she farted into the gas tank.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to go and swim in some shit. Jack forgot to bring some goggles and floaty, and now they have a daughter.
Secret: Jill didn’t go in the shit yet. Jack went in first and died! :D
If you're bored, punch an orphan, what are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Consent before sex is a joke. It's just politically correct feminazi propaganda.
Did you hear about the emo kid that tried to high-five a tree? It left him hanging.
Why do orphans always go to church? Because that’s the only place they could call someone "father."
You know the phrase "one man's trash is another man's treasure"?
Great phrase, bad way to find out you're adopted!
Was your dad a pilot? Because I rate you a 9/11.
What do Madeline McCann and a submarine have in common?
Both are at the bottom of the ocean full of seamen!