Joke jokes
Why can't orphans see all these jokes on this website that we're posting?
'Cause they don't know where the home page is.
Warning: if you don't like gummy bears, DO NOT READ.
Q: What do you call a Mexican gummy bear?
A: Delici-Oso
Knock, knock.
Moon, give me cheese.
What do you call a Hippie's Wife? A Mississippi.
My grandpa's last words were, "Why is there a body in my kitchen?"
No witnesses.
You know, I got attacked by a man with cheese and a bit of milk.
How dairy!
Why do orphans always go to church? Because that’s the only place they could call someone "father."
Q: Why did the fly go to the hospital?
A: For the doctor to make it get "butter!"
What do you get when you cross the terms homeless and abandoned?
POORphan
What did the cholo say when the house fell on him?
"Get off me, homes!"
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Not Stephen Hawking."
What goes up must come down, apart from Mr. Vyse.
What do you call an overweight psychic?
A four chin teller.
You wanna hear a joke? It's YOU.
What do you call a Mexican that lost his car?
Car-los
How did the skeleton know it was gonna rain?
If you said he felt it in his bones, you're wrong. He watched the weather forecast.
What did one gay guy say to the other when they were packing for a trip?
"Want me to pack your shit?"
What did the hematologist say when his Canadian patient wrote that he's blood type "eh"? "Ah, probably just go with blood typo!"
There are two cows in a field. One says to the other, "I'm cold. Are you cold?"
The other cow says, "Yeah, I'm Fresian."
I tried to catch air once... I mist.