Joke jokes
I tried to catch air once... I mist.
What is Beethoven's favorite fruit?
Bananana!
What do you call people who jumped in the dam?
A dam fool.
What's the difference between a dead baby in my trash can and a discarded sex toy?
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I'm still trying to think of an answer.
What has ten children crying, naked, and screaming for their parents?
My big green pedo machine.
What do you call a white kid at the back of class?
A school shooter.
If they made a movie about your sex life, what would it be?
In Afghanistan, it would be "Twelve Years a Slave!" 🤣
A girl walks in the room. She asks her mom, "Why's my name Flower?" Her mom said, "When you were born, a flower fell on your head." Brick walks in the room. Jasvidnqzkdvsosbd.
I told a blonde she needed gas for her car, and she farted into the gas tank.
Q: How do you know there’s a party at Neverland Ranch? A: All the Big Wheels are parked out front.
Q: When do you know it’s over? A: Only one is left.
Don't be sad if you miss a shot when you yell "Kobe." He didn't make it either.
What's something similar between a clogged pipe and a pregnant woman?
You fix both with a coat hanger.
What does a woman’s pussy and a chainsaw have in common?
Miss by a few inches and you’re in deep shit.
Kobe: Stop doing dark humor!
Me: Why? They don't land well together?
Normally I would tell a 9/11 joke, but it’s two plane.
What do you call a chicken staring at a pile of lettuce?
A chicken sees a salad.
(Say it out loud if you don't get it!)
What do you call a disabled kid who is blind?
A grape chilli bean.
You know the phrase "one man's trash is another man's treasure"?
Great phrase, bad way to find out you're adopted!
Was your dad a pilot? Because I rate you a 9/11.
What do Madeline McCann and a submarine have in common?
Both are at the bottom of the ocean full of seamen!