Joke jokes

Me when the your, uh, uhhhh, when your me when the your, uhhh, uhhhhh, mom.

I got sent to the principal's office today because I pushed a kid in a wheelchair into a fire and screamed, "HOT WHEELS!"

What is the difference between an orphan and a non-orphan? You can slap the orphan, but not the non-orphan because they can actually tell their parents.

How do you know when a joke has turned into a dad joke?

When it leaves you and never comes back.

What kind of tea is really hard to swallow? Reality.

Kid me: I lost my stick.

Teacher: No, you didn’t.

Kid me: How do you know that?

Teacher: It’s hanging out of your pants.

Why did the Chicken Cross the Road?

Idk.

A man walks into a doctor's office, naked and wrapped in Glad Wrap.

The doctor replies with: "I can clearly see your nuts."

How did the emo kid compliment the other emo kid? He said, "I like your cuts G."

I don't like Twin Tower jokes. They always tend to crash and burn.

I wish my grass was emo, it would cut itself.

A friend took me out to his shed and was showing me all his tools, when he pointed to a ladder. "That's my step ladder," he said. "I never knew my real ladder."

What do the Twin Towers and a bad joke have in common? They never land well.

She asked:

"How can you explain a yellow color to a blind man?"

Şehmus ne demiş? Ne bileyim, olm, ona sor.

What do you call a pedo with no legs? A creepy crawly.

Your hairline is so deep that we measure it in metres.

Your hairline and the universe have one thing in common: they’re yet to be discovered.

I was at a funeral and made a joke. No one laughed, but someone died.

Why do-- wait, what am I saying? What am I talking about?