Joke jokes
How many Daveons does it take to change a lightbulb? None, he prefers to stay in the dark.
What did Daveon say when he saw a spider? "I'm Dave-on with this!"
Last year, I gave my brother a BB gun for his birthday. He gave me a T-shirt with a bullseye on it.
I asked him what the bullseye was for. He said, "Target practice."
I ran into a fat woman today. She said next time, don't hit me. I said I don't think I have enough gas to go around.
Then the ground started to rumble with every step she took.
BlessedBrian’s mom’s birth certificate is a COLLECTOR’S ITEM.
What did the rapper say when he stubbed his toe?
"Ouch! That's NOT a sick beat!"
I would tell you a joke about pizza, but it was too cheesy.
What do you call a white woman working at an all black company?
Crack/her
What’s something you can say at the funeral but also in bed?
"Damn, that's really stiff!"
What did the rapper say to the SANDWICH?
"Wrap it up!"
What do you get when you cross a rapper with an accountant?
A money manager who counts bars.
What did the rapper say to his broken refrigerator?
"Yo, chill!"
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the party?
To leave everyone SPEECHLESS!
If LEO were a spice, she’d be flour... BLAND and FORGETTABLE!
Why was the rapper so good at math?
Because he knew how to count his bars!
I never make that type of joke. They always seem to crash and burn.
The ball kept getting bigger and bigger...
And then it hit me.
What do ninjas and depressed people have in common?
They're always cutting.
You know what's the difference between my basement and Chick-fil-A?
A lot of things.
It's not a joke.