Joke jokes
Ugh, I hate anons, they're so anonnoying.
Hi, I am Emma. I'm going to Stan.
What does a priest and Christmas tree have in common? The balls are just for decoration.
Do you know why they call me battery saver?
I get turned on when it’s below 10%.
Why did the frog take the bus to work?
His car got toad.
What's the difference between a dead person and a walkie-talkie?
A dead person does not walkie or talkie.
What do you call a white woman working at an all black company?
Crack/her
What do you white people use as pronouns?
Crack/her.
What’s something you can say at the funeral but also in bed?
"Damn, that's really stiff!"
What did the duck do when he crossed the road?
The duck jumped into a pool of ant piles! 💀💀
What do you get when you cross a rapper with an accountant?
A money manager who counts bars.
What did the rapper say to his broken refrigerator?
"Yo, chill!"
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the party?
To leave everyone SPEECHLESS!
Why was the rapper so good at math?
Because he knew how to count his bars!
Do you like tree jokes? Because they leaf me in tears!
The boys joking be like:
One guy: "Balls!"
All the other guys: "Hahahahaha!"
How'd the skeleton know it was going to rain? He looked at the weather forecast.
Boss: How good are you at PowerPoint?
Me: I Excel at it.
Boss: Was that a Microsoft pun?
Me: Word.
I'd make a joke about the chin bones, but y'all couldn't mandle it.
What do you call a man without a body and a nose?