Joke jokes
Why was the rapper afraid of elevators?
He was worried about getting stuck between the bars.
What did the rapper say to his broken pencil?
"You're just not SHARP enough for my lyrics!"
Why did the rapper go to the optometrist?
Because he needed to improve his RAP VISION.
What do you call a gender neutral person who is lactose intolerant non-bi dairy?
Ugh, I hate anons, they're so anonnoying.
Hi, I am Emma. I'm going to Stan.
What does a priest and Christmas tree have in common? The balls are just for decoration.
Do you know why they call me battery saver?
I get turned on when it’s below 10%.
Why did the frog take the bus to work?
His car got toad.
What's the difference between a dead person and a walkie-talkie?
A dead person does not walkie or talkie.
What do you call a white woman working at an all black company?
Crack/her
What do you white people use as pronouns?
Crack/her.
What’s something you can say at the funeral but also in bed?
"Damn, that's really stiff!"
What did the duck do when he crossed the road?
The duck jumped into a pool of ant piles! 💀💀
What did the rapper say to the SANDWICH?
"Wrap it up!"
What do you get when you cross a rapper with an accountant?
A money manager who counts bars.
What did the rapper say to his broken refrigerator?
"Yo, chill!"
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the party?
To leave everyone SPEECHLESS!
If LEO were a spice, she’d be flour... BLAND and FORGETTABLE!
Why was the rapper so good at math?
Because he knew how to count his bars!