Joke jokes
Two scientists walk into a bar. The first one says: "I'll have some H2O."
The second one says: "I'll have some H2O, too." And then he died.
Why did the guitar teacher get arrested?
For fingering the minor.
I walk into a bar. There was a line of people waiting to punch me. Yup. That was the punch line.
I saw an orphan on the road. I asked him if he's an orphan. The kid says, "Yeah, what gave it away?"
I say, "Your parents."
I want to run. I go Iran, because I RAN, not IRAN, because it’s an Iran joke about the country, not the movement.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Joem.
Joem who?
Joem Ama.
Wanna hear a couple of short jokes and a long joke?
Joke,
Joke,
Jooooooooooooooke.
My grandfather said that ppl rely on technology too much these days, so I thought about what he said and decided to unplug his life support.
Your hairline is so far back, when your forehead was playing tag, your hairline ran away real far.
Hey Ryan, what do you call a wall so large no man can conquer?
Answer: Ryan's forehead.
What do you call a man with no shins? Tony.
Why was 10 scared?
Because he was in between 6 and 9.
What is the difference between a leaf falling from a tree and an emo falling from a tree?
The leaf falls to the ground, the emo just hangs there.
What's the difference between a speed bump and a road kill?
About 40 mph.
What do you call a pedo with no legs? A creepy crawly.
Dad: I heard an actor killed themselves with a knife. It was Reese something.
Mom: Witherspoon.
Dad: No, with a knife, you dummy!
Why did the Dinosaur cross the road?
'Cause the Chicken wasn't born yet.
Hi, I’m Joe.
How to harass? Say it out loud but slowly. Split that word into, and it sounds like "her ass."
What do you call someone that no one loves?
An orphan.