Why was 10 scared?
Because he was in between 6 and 9.
Joke Jokes
What is the difference between a leaf falling from a tree and an emo falling from a tree?
The leaf falls to the ground, the emo just hangs there.
What's the difference between a speed bump and a road kill?
About 40 mph.
What do you call a pedo with no legs? A creepy crawly.
Dad: I heard an actor killed themselves with a knife. It was Reese something.
Mom: Witherspoon.
Dad: No, with a knife, you dummy!
Why did the Dinosaur cross the road?
'Cause the Chicken wasn't born yet.
Hi, I’m Joe.
How to harass? Say it out loud but slowly. Split that word into, and it sounds like "her ass."
What do you call someone that no one loves?
An orphan.
Why does a blind man still have eyes?
So he can see that he can't see.
What does a blind man crying and an unplugged TV have in common?
Nothing can be seen when they get turned on.
Why is the blind kid popular?
He can't see the middle fingers.
What do the Twin Towers and a bad joke have in common? They never land well.
Şehmus ne demiş? Ne bileyim, olm, ona sor.
Your hairline is so deep that we measure it in metres.
Did you hear about the guy who dipped his balls in glitter? Pretty nuts!
Stop making 9/11 jokes, guys! My uncle died in that event. He was the best Arabian pilot in the world!
I was at a funeral and made a joke. No one laughed, but someone died.
Why do-- wait, what am I saying? What am I talking about?
I have been charged, because I roasted a kid at a barbeque.
