Joke jokes
What do rocks and girls have in common?
The flat ones get skipped.
What’s the difference between video games and my dad?
My dad doesn’t beat me.
What’s the difference between a cancer patient and a British news reporter in the South?
They usually don’t live to tell the tale.
What’s something you can say at the funeral but also in bed?
"Damn, that's really stiff!"
What did the duck do when he crossed the road?
The duck jumped into a pool of ant piles! 💀💀
What do you get when you cross a rapper with an accountant?
A money manager who counts bars.
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the party?
To leave everyone SPEECHLESS!
LEO is the reason the gene pool needs a lifeguard.
Why was the rapper so good at math?
Because he knew how to count his bars!
Why did the rapper cross the road?
To drop some STREET KNOWLEDGE on the other side.
What did the drunk emo say to the bartender?
Nothing, she was hung over.
Why does everyone call me racist?
My shadow is black.
What's the difference between your dad and grocery shopping?
He didn't come back with the milk.
Why did the rapper go to the seafood restaurant?
Because he heard they had PHAT BASS.
So you're offended by midget jokes? C'mon, grow up!
What's the difference between me and cancer?
Well, my dad couldn't beat cancer.
Arik? (Not a joke.)
What does a dog do in a dresser?
It pants!
How many Daveons does it take to change a lightbulb? None, he prefers to stay in the dark.
What did Daveon say when he saw a spider? "I'm Dave-on with this!"