Joke jokes
Q: Why did the fly go to the hospital?
A: For the doctor to make it get "butter!"
What did one gay guy say to the other when they were packing for a trip?
"Want me to pack your shit?"
Child: Mom, someone told me you talk like an owl.
Teacher: Who?
Child: Oh, it is true, you do talk like an owl!
Knock, knock.
Moon, give me cheese.
My grandpa's last words were, "Why is there a body in my kitchen?"
No witnesses.
You know, I got attacked by a man with cheese and a bit of milk.
How dairy!
What did the cholo say when the house fell on him?
"Get off me, homes!"
Warning: if you don't like gummy bears, DO NOT READ.
Q: What do you call a Mexican gummy bear?
A: Delici-Oso
What do you call a Hippie's Wife? A Mississippi.
What do you call expired milk?
The Milky Way.
How did the skeleton know it was gonna rain?
If you said he felt it in his bones, you're wrong. He watched the weather forecast.
Yo mama is so ugly her hairline is receding just to get away from her face.
A blind man once told me he smokes a lot because he has nothing to look forward to. Well, let's just say that I see his point.
What's the definition of rude?
Sticking a blind man in a corner and telling him to find his wife.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
He forgot his eggs.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Who.
Who who.
You sound like an owl.
How do you confuse a blonde?
Put her in a square room and tell her to run in a circle.
Why is the number 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9.
What's the king of all school supplies? A ruler.
What's a flower's favorite drink at the movie theater? Root Beer.
What's a cow's favorite place to go during his free time? The Moooovies.
How many animals can you fit in a pair of underpants?
A. A cock and a few hairs (hares).