Joke jokes
Q: Why did the fly go to the hospital?
A: For the doctor to make it get "butter!"
A man once ate the left side of a person. One guy watching asked if the guy he was eating was okay. The man eating him said, "No... it's okay, he's all right now."
How do you drown a Blonde? You put a scratch and sniff sticker in a pool.
What did the cholo say when the house fell on him?
"Get off me, homes!"
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Not Stephen Hawking."
What goes up must come down, apart from Mr. Vyse.
There are two cows in a field. One says to the other, "I'm cold. Are you cold?"
The other cow says, "Yeah, I'm Fresian."
What do you call an overweight psychic?
A four chin teller.
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
Lick-alot-a-puss.
What do you call a Mexican that lost his car?
Car-los
How did the skeleton know it was gonna rain?
If you said he felt it in his bones, you're wrong. He watched the weather forecast.
You wanna hear a joke? It's YOU.
What did the hematologist say when his Canadian patient wrote that he's blood type "eh"? "Ah, probably just go with blood typo!"
Why can you punch an orphan and get away with it?
Because what is he gonna do, tell his parents?
What’s the difference between rape and marriage?
With marriage, you get to keep the screaming woman.
An autistic man walks into a bra.
What did the therapist say to the rapist yes please
What’s the difference between Juice WRLD and George Floyd?
Nothing, they both can’t breathe.
Me: Do you take milk before cereal, or cereal before milk?
The adult person I asked: Cereal?
Me: I take the bowl first! What do you do? Do you just pour everything on the table and then eat it?
The person: Yes.
Me: WHAT?!!!??!!
Have you heard about the Pokemon called "rhy rhy rhyde" on deez nuts?