Joke jokes
Have you heard the new pickup line in a gay bar?
Can I push your stool in for ya?
I saw an orphan and I said, "Yo."
He said, "What do you want?"
I said, "To be your new father."
"Really??!" the orphan said.
Me: Lol, no.
Orphan *Jumps into street*
I have a fat ass.
What is the difference between a hoe's birth Daddy and her pimp Daddy?
The first daddy plants the seed in a cunt, and the second reaps the harvest from the cunt.
Have you heard about the Pokemon called "rhy rhy rhyde" on deez nuts?
A blind man once told me he smokes a lot because he has nothing to look forward to. Well, let's just say that I see his point.
Huh, I'm really pissed off. No matter how many jokes I make, no one likes them. 😭😭:'(:':😔😔😿💔💔👇👇:(
What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?
120 pounds.
Lol, I have no life :)
What’s the difference between a kid with cancer and a dark humor joke?
They never get old.
What mountain do people like to race on?
Mount Rushmore.
Get it?
How many redheads does it take to change a lightbulb?
One! She holds the bulb and the world revolves around her.
What did the pencil say to the piece of paper? You FLAT.
What did the spoon say to the pancake batter? You THICK.
What's the king of all school supplies? A ruler.
What's a flower's favorite drink at the movie theater? Root Beer.
What's a cow's favorite place to go during his free time? The Moooovies.
What's the definition of rude?
Sticking a blind man in a corner and telling him to find his wife.
Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted to get to the other side.
How do you confuse a blonde?
Put her in a square room and tell her to run in a circle.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Who.
Who who.
You sound like an owl.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
He forgot his eggs.
Why is the number 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9.