Joke jokes
What does an eighty-year-old woman have in between her boobs that a twenty-year-old woman doesn't?
A belly button.
What do you get when you cross the terms homeless and abandoned?
POORphan
Q: Why did the fly go to the hospital?
A: For the doctor to make it get "butter!"
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
Lick-alot-a-puss.
What do you call a Mexican that lost his car?
Car-los
How did the skeleton know it was gonna rain?
If you said he felt it in his bones, you're wrong. He watched the weather forecast.
My grandpa's last words were, "Why is there a body in my kitchen?"
No witnesses.
Yo mama is so ugly her hairline is receding just to get away from her face.
What kind of trumpet are you playing?
An "Donald Trumpet"!
What mountain do people like to race on?
Mount Rushmore.
Get it?
Have you heard about the Pokemon called "rhy rhy rhyde" on deez nuts?
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What did the therapist say to the rapist yes please
What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?
120 pounds.
What do u call a pretty Indian girl?
Bomb bae.
I have a fat ass.
Lol, I have no life :)
I saw an orphan and I said, "Yo."
He said, "What do you want?"
I said, "To be your new father."
"Really??!" the orphan said.
Me: Lol, no.
Orphan *Jumps into street*
What is the difference between a hoe's birth Daddy and her pimp Daddy?
The first daddy plants the seed in a cunt, and the second reaps the harvest from the cunt.
What’s the difference between a kid with cancer and a dark humor joke?
They never get old.