What do you call a blond with half a brain? Gifted.
Joke Jokes
What do you call someone who makes a joke about Bread society?
The Doughker.
Q: I like elephants.
A: Everything else is irrelephant.
The boys joking be like:
One guy: "Balls!"
All the other guys: "Hahahahaha!"
How did "Bloody Mary" become a thing?
Because her husband beat her bloody when she didn't stay in the kitchen.
Q: What did the late cannibal get when he got to the party?
A: A cold shoulder.
What comes in and comes out, but you should never miss it?
Any ideas?
SHIT!!!!
What does an emo kid say to his best friend?
"Let's hang out."
I'll never forget my grandpa's last words:
"You need to park a little closer."
I'd make a joke about the chin bones, but y'all couldn't mandle it.
What do you call a man without a body and a nose?
What do you call Mordecai dressing up as a basketball player?
Blue Jay Simpson!
What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob?
"If we don't get some support soon, people will start to think we are balls."
I was sitting in class, and the teacher said he wasn't disappointed in me and my best friend, but not so much in me.
I looked at my best friend and said, "I'm a disappointment to the teacher, too."
What do you call it when a man named Ned works at Panera Bread?
Panera Ned.
I'm on a roll with my jokes, right now!
Your hairline is an artificial fact.
Your forehead and your hairline must be great friends, because they go way back.
Joe mama so fat when she weighs herself, the weigh explodes.
How'd the skeleton know it was going to rain? He looked at the weather forecast.
I tried to tell an Armenian genocide joke in Istanbul.
Nobody got it.
