Orphan joke club Discord coming soon.
Joke Jokes
My friend said I was gay, but then I realised he was talking to the mirror.
Why am I banned from my Catholic orphanage?
Because the children kept calling me "daddy."
What's something similar between a clogged pipe and a pregnant woman?
You fix both with a coat hanger.
What do a turtle and a pedophile have in common?
They both try to get there before the hair does.
One day I walk up to an emo kid. I realized he had a fresh cut, so I grab my hand and slap his wrist and told him, "I like ya cut, G!"
What do you call a chicken staring at a pile of lettuce?
A chicken sees a salad.
(Say it out loud if you don't get it!)
A girl walks in the room. She asks her mom, "Why's my name Flower?" Her mom said, "When you were born, a flower fell on your head." Brick walks in the room. Jasvidnqzkdvsosbd.
I told a blonde she needed gas for her car, and she farted into the gas tank.
What do you call a disabled kid who is blind?
A grape chilli bean.
What does a woman’s pussy and a chainsaw have in common?
Miss by a few inches and you’re in deep shit.
Normally I would tell a 9/11 joke, but it’s two plane.
Kobe: Stop doing dark humor!
Me: Why? They don't land well together?
What do you call a Hippie's Wife? A Mississippi.
Knock, knock.
Moon, give me cheese.
Warning: if you don't like gummy bears, DO NOT READ.
Q: What do you call a Mexican gummy bear?
A: Delici-Oso
What do you call expired milk?
The Milky Way.
Why can't orphans see all these jokes on this website that we're posting?
'Cause they don't know where the home page is.
My grandpa's last words were, "Why is there a body in my kitchen?"
No witnesses.
You know, I got attacked by a man with cheese and a bit of milk.
How dairy!
