Joke jokes
Technoblade: Makes jokes about orphans while in hospital.
Doctors to Technoblade's dad: Sorry for your loss.
Technoblade: What do you mean?? I'm right here!!
Orphans found parents: Who's he talking to??
Yo mama so fat, when she fell, I didn't laugh, but the concrete laughed up.
I gave a blind kid a gun and told him it was a hairdryer.
How does an octopus laugh? Buble buble.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Por que.
Por que who?
"That's all, folks," in the words of Por que Pig.
A father is talking to his three kids.
Kid 1: Why is my name Rose?
Dad: Because when you were a kid, a rose fell on your head.
Kid 2: Why is my name Lily?
Dad: Because a lily fell on your head when you were a baby.
Kid 3: Auughhghhhggghhh!
Dad: Oh hey, Brick.
I told my sister a Dairy joke.
She said it was cheesy.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
It doesn't matter, he's dead.
What do you call a flat chested emo girl?
Cutting board.
Hey girl, are you osteoporosis, because you're giving me a "bone" condition.
What do you get when you get yourself a deer with no eyes?
You get no-eye-deer.
Just because you have a career in the North doesn't mean you are North Korean.
Sans: What is Todoroki's favorite coffee creamer?
Half n' Half hehe.
Papyrus: Sans! He's not even part of our fandom!!!
Sans: Bro don't get so HOT headed about it. Just CHILL.
Sorry not sorry -sans
Why can't you fool an aborted fetus?
Because it wasn't born yesterday.
What's a priest's favorite fruit?
Cantaloupe.
A priest sees a man about to commit suicide. The man says, "I have nothing to live for here. I will die, go to Heaven, and get 72 virgins." Then the priest says, "No need for this. I will take you to the local elementary school."
This disabled girl started rolling after me, so I ran to the stairs. 🤣🤣 LOL
I kicked a soccer ball at a kid in a wheelchair and said, "Rocket League!"
What do you call a bunch of white people on a bench?
The NBA.
I was at a funeral and told a joke, and my sister said, "I'm dead." So I said, "That's what she said."