Joke jokes
What do you call a bunch of white people on a bench?
The NBA.
I kicked a soccer ball at a kid in a wheelchair and said, "Rocket League!"
A priest sees a man about to commit suicide. The man says, "I have nothing to live for here. I will die, go to Heaven, and get 72 virgins." Then the priest says, "No need for this. I will take you to the local elementary school."
This disabled girl started rolling after me, so I ran to the stairs. 🤣🤣 LOL
Why can't you fool an aborted fetus?
Because it wasn't born yesterday.
Haha, my life is a joke, but it ain't funny.
I was at a funeral and told a joke, and my sister said, "I'm dead." So I said, "That's what she said."
What do you say to a depressed person?
"I like ya cut, G."
Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
What's a duck's favorite drug?
Cwack.
How to make holy water:
1. Grab a pot.
2. Put water in it.
3. Set the stove to 420 degrees.
4. Boil the hell out of it.
What do you get when you get yourself a deer with no eyes?
You get no-eye-deer.
What's a priest's favorite fruit?
Cantaloupe.
Just because you have a career in the North doesn't mean you are North Korean.
Sans: What is Todoroki's favorite coffee creamer?
Half n' Half hehe.
Papyrus: Sans! He's not even part of our fandom!!!
Sans: Bro don't get so HOT headed about it. Just CHILL.
Sorry not sorry -sans
My eggcellent egg yolks crack everyone up.
If you don't like them, you're just hard boiled.
If she’s old enough to smoke, She’s old enough to choke.
If she’s old enough to pee, She’s old enough for me.
I tried to catch air once... I mist.
What did the cholo say when the house fell on him?
"Get off me, homes!"
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Not Stephen Hawking."