Joke jokes
Why can't you fool an aborted fetus?
Because it wasn't born yesterday.
Haha, my life is a joke, but it ain't funny.
I was at a funeral and told a joke, and my sister said, "I'm dead." So I said, "That's what she said."
What do you say to a depressed person?
"I like ya cut, G."
Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
What's a duck's favorite drug?
Cwack.
How to make holy water:
1. Grab a pot.
2. Put water in it.
3. Set the stove to 420 degrees.
4. Boil the hell out of it.
What do you get when you get yourself a deer with no eyes?
You get no-eye-deer.
What's a priest's favorite fruit?
Cantaloupe.
Just because you have a career in the North doesn't mean you are North Korean.
Sans: What is Todoroki's favorite coffee creamer?
Half n' Half hehe.
Papyrus: Sans! He's not even part of our fandom!!!
Sans: Bro don't get so HOT headed about it. Just CHILL.
Sorry not sorry -sans
My eggcellent egg yolks crack everyone up.
If you don't like them, you're just hard boiled.
I tried to catch air once... I mist.
What did the cholo say when the house fell on him?
"Get off me, homes!"
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Not Stephen Hawking."
You wanna hear a joke? It's YOU.
Q: Why do I like bone jokes so much?
A: Because they are humerus.
Yesterday I asked my friend, "What is a fish without eyes?"
They replied, "I don’t know."
I said, "Fsh."
What did the man's dick say to the man?
I just can't "hand"le it!
I was trying to make friends, and this one person came up to me. They said, "Lettuce be friends?" I just laughed and said that was tear-able.