Joke jokes
Yo mama so fat, when she fell, I didn't laugh, but the concrete laughed up.
The past, present, and future walk into a bar.
It gets really tense.
I gave a blind kid a gun and told him it was a hairdryer.
What would you call four Mexicans drowning in a lake?
*Answer: Quatro Cinco*
Have you heard about the animal that was made of a human hand?
It's an ARMadillo.
A Roman walks into a bar and orders a martinus. The bartender says, "Don't you mean a Martini?" The Roman then says, "Look, if I want a double, I'll ask for one."
A father is talking to his three kids.
Kid 1: Why is my name Rose?
Dad: Because when you were a kid, a rose fell on your head.
Kid 2: Why is my name Lily?
Dad: Because a lily fell on your head when you were a baby.
Kid 3: Auughhghhhggghhh!
Dad: Oh hey, Brick.
I would tell a pussy joke, but you would never get it.
How does an octopus laugh? Buble buble.
I told my sister a Dairy joke.
She said it was cheesy.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Por que.
Por que who?
"That's all, folks," in the words of Por que Pig.
So my ex invited me to dinner with her new boyfriend.
Her boyfriend said "Hi."
I said, "Knife to meet you!"
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high.
She looked at me surprised.
(P.S. I am not at that age plus I am as straight as a helix ruler.)
Technoblade: Makes jokes about orphans while in hospital.
Doctors to Technoblade's dad: Sorry for your loss.
Technoblade: What do you mean?? I'm right here!!
Orphans found parents: Who's he talking to??
Why did the chicken cross the road?
It doesn't matter, he's dead.
What do you call a flat chested emo girl?
Cutting board.
What do you get when you get yourself a deer with no eyes?
You get no-eye-deer.
What did one poop say to the other poop? What's the matter? You look flushed!
What's a priest's favorite fruit?
Cantaloupe.
Just because you have a career in the North doesn't mean you are North Korean.