Joke

Joke jokes

Fetus

Why can't you fool an aborted fetus?

Because it wasn't born yesterday.

Funeral

I was at a funeral and told a joke, and my sister said, "I'm dead." So I said, "That's what she said."

Gold

Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"

Water

How to make holy water:

1. Grab a pot.

2. Put water in it.

3. Set the stove to 420 degrees.

4. Boil the hell out of it.

Deer

What do you get when you get yourself a deer with no eyes?

You get no-eye-deer.

Career

Just because you have a career in the North doesn't mean you are North Korean.

Fandom

Sans: What is Todoroki's favorite coffee creamer?

Half n' Half hehe.

Papyrus: Sans! He's not even part of our fandom!!!

Sans: Bro don't get so HOT headed about it. Just CHILL.

Sorry not sorry -sans

Yolk

My eggcellent egg yolks crack everyone up.

If you don't like them, you're just hard boiled.

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  • House

    What did the cholo say when the house fell on him?

    "Get off me, homes!"

    Bone

    Q: Why do I like bone jokes so much?

    A: Because they are humerus.

    Fish

    Yesterday I asked my friend, "What is a fish without eyes?"

    They replied, "I don’t know."

    I said, "Fsh."

    Lettuce

    I was trying to make friends, and this one person came up to me. They said, "Lettuce be friends?" I just laughed and said that was tear-able.