Joke jokes

What do you call people who jumped in the dam?

A dam fool.

What's the difference between a dead baby in my trash can and a discarded sex toy?

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I'm still trying to think of an answer.

You know the phrase "one man's trash is another man's treasure"?

Great phrase, bad way to find out you're adopted!

Was your dad a pilot? Because I rate you a 9/11.

If they made a movie about your sex life, what would it be?

In Afghanistan, it would be "Twelve Years a Slave!" 🤣

If you're bored, punch an orphan, what are they gonna do, tell their parents?

Did you hear about the emo kid that tried to high-five a tree? It left him hanging.

What do you call a person in a wheelchair?

Virgin Mobile.

Don’t stop orphan jokes. They’re funny, and people are just mad that they don’t understand the jokes because they're too STUUUPID.

Child: Mom, someone told me you talk like an owl.

Teacher: Who?

Child: Oh, it is true, you do talk like an owl!

Orphan joke club Discord coming soon.

My friend said I was gay, but then I realised he was talking to the mirror.

Why am I banned from my Catholic orphanage?

Because the children kept calling me "daddy."

What's something similar between a clogged pipe and a pregnant woman?

You fix both with a coat hanger.

What do a turtle and a pedophile have in common?

They both try to get there before the hair does.

One day I walk up to an emo kid. I realized he had a fresh cut, so I grab my hand and slap his wrist and told him, "I like ya cut, G!"

What do you call a chicken staring at a pile of lettuce?

A chicken sees a salad.

(Say it out loud if you don't get it!)

A girl walks in the room. She asks her mom, "Why's my name Flower?" Her mom said, "When you were born, a flower fell on your head." Brick walks in the room. Jasvidnqzkdvsosbd.

I told a blonde she needed gas for her car, and she farted into the gas tank.

What do you call a disabled kid who is blind?

A grape chilli bean.