If your nose runs and your feet smell, you are probably built upside down.
Joke Jokes
Guys, I'm back...
Here's my joke:
What is blue and red all over?
Blood in the water of a shark attack victim.
Why is it easy to weigh fish?
Because they have their own scales! 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Why is it so easy to weigh fish?
They have their own scales.
Are you feeling down? Because I wanna feel you up.
What's red and got makeup all over?
A Bill Cosby victim.
What do you call a deaf dog? As you like, he doesn't hear you anyway.
The only joke my dad ever made was me.
Yo mama is so ugly, when she looked at the mirror, I cracked up.
What do you call a deer that has no eyes?
No eye deer.
They're not jokes, they're notes now, get me?
I am in trouble.
Fineman, Einstein, and Schrodinger walked into a bar.
Fineman says, "It appears we're inside a joke."
Einstein says, "But only to an observer who saw us walk in simultaneously."
To which Schrodinger says, "If someone's looking through the window, I'm leaving!"
What do you call a man with no body and no nose?
Nobody knows.
Every good joke has its delivery, except abortion jokes, because they have none.
What do you call a scared cow?
A COW-ard.
Knock, knock.
Who is there?
Deez.
Deez who?
Deez nuts!
Do you know what SAWCON is?
SAWCON deez nuts.
What's the difference between roast chicken and pea soup?
You can roast chicken.
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A sandwich walks into a bar.
Bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve food here."
