Joke jokes
What do ninjas and depressed people have in common?
They're always cutting.
Is there a racist jokes page here? I’m not racist, I just want to know.
Why was 6 scared of 7?
Because 7 8 9.
Why is 10 scared?
Because it is in the huddle of 9/11.
What do me and a blind person have in common after I look at Alfie's mum?
We're both blind.
What did one twin say to the other?
"Watch out for the plane!"
It’s amazing just how paranoid Hitler was.
In Hitler’s Germany, it was illegal to make jokes about him or his regime.
Come on! Forbidding Germans from making jokes? Isn’t that a bit like forbidding Americans from eating salad?
If you were a room in my house, I’d make you the basement.
So I could put kids inside you.
What’s the difference between a Catholic and a rabbit?
One has kids to protect from predators, and the other has kids for predators.
Time flies by, doesn’t it?
But the plane in 9/11 didn’t.
Me when people ask how old my girlfriends are:
"There's 2, there're 4, there're 6, there're 8."
Yo mama so fat that when she went to the fatty competition, they said no because they didn't want professionals.
(Just a joke, she's probably kind.)
Your forehead is so big, the earth split in half!
Your hairline is pushed back; we can see what you are thinking of.
Yo mama so fat, when she decides to workout, the stock market goes bankrupt.
When I get jokes. They aren't f****** restarted like you.
My sister.
Poultry rape is no joke. It is God's gift to those who want a laugh.
What is it called when you have four white people in the car?
Clear windows.
I’d make a Kobe joke, it just wouldn’t land right.
Why did Uranus say gross? Because he saw Uranus.