Joke jokes
What has a heart but no organs?
A deck of cards!
If there was a quiz on midgets, here’s the Midget quiz and the questions that would be on it:
1. When midgets get high on any drug, do they get high or medium?
2. Do midgets come out the closet or the cabinet?
3. Are Midgets related to Snow White’s 7 Dwarfs?
4. Is a midget just a human without the mushroom in Mario?
5. Was this funny?
Why did Sally fall off the swings?
She had no arms.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not Sally.
Why is 6 afraid of 7? Nothing, because numbers don’t have consciences.
Okay, so I know this is not a joke, but I wanted to take some time to say if you have autism, you are still amazing. You are lovely in every way, and if people bully you, don't listen because they are wrong. You are cute, and I know how it feels. I have ADHD, and I get bullied a lot, but I don't let that get to me because I know what they are saying is wrong and not true. People with autism, stay strong; you got this. I will be your friend by heart, even if it's not in person.
These people who are offended by rape jokes don’t even understand humor. They think of humor as like a happy thing because humor makes us laugh and laughter makes us happy, but most of the jokes that we laugh at are filled with pain and suffering. If I take a joke like, how many police officers does it take to change a light bulb? None, they just beat the room for being black. Now that joke isn’t making light of the fact that people have marched in the civil rights movement and people have been racially discriminated against. It’s not making light of those, what it’s doing is it’s taking that pain and suffering and making you transcend it for a moment, and showing the absurdity of the human mind, and that is important. Humor at its best takes the bad things in this world that are painful and hard to deal with and makes it something funny.
And before you go in the comments and say I agree with rape, I don’t. I hope everybody who rapes someone to have their dick cut off. My little sister got fucking raped when she was six, and the guy is lucky he got caught by the police and not me, cause if I caught I would have fucking killed him, so I don’t agree with rape, but I still think rape jokes should still not be taken so seriously!
Q: Why did the toilet paper cross the road?
A: It did not want to get stuck in a crack.
It's a joke, not a dick. Don't take it so hard.
Explain Bear teaches us that explaining the joke makes it a billion times funnier.
Most of these jokes are plane, but they still hit.
President Chumples memorialised Charlie Kirk by saying, "He had a real shot at being president."
That's not a joke. The fat fuck actually said that after pan face got shot.
Did you hear about the deaf guy's STI?
He got hearing aids.
The fact I couldn't hear the announcements at my school because the boys in my advisory are clapping with no hands should be a joke just in itself. They were making sexual faces as well, oh, and don't forget the moaning they do.
Why did the emo kids stop going to their favorite tree?
It died before them.
A blind kid was talking to me because he was getting bullied...
I told him, "Just tell them what you see!"
What’s the difference between a fly and Lady Diana?
The sound when they hit the windshield.
I asked the emo kid if he was depressed that his phone died before him.
What do you call a crowd of horny white women?
Cotton waiting to be picked.
I call my penis the truth because the truth always comes out of children’s mouths.
What did the rapper say to his broken pencil?
"You're just not SHARP enough for my lyrics!"