Joke jokes
What did the beat say to the rapper?
"Drop it like it's HOT!"
What did the rapper say when he stubbed his toe?
"Ouch! That's NOT a sick beat!"
Why was the rapper afraid of elevators?
He was worried about getting stuck between the bars.
What did the rapper say to his broken pencil?
"You're just not SHARP enough for my lyrics!"
Why did the rapper go to the optometrist?
Because he needed to improve his RAP VISION.
What do you call a gender neutral person who is lactose intolerant non-bi dairy?
Why were the rappers late for their flight?
They forgot to pack.
Hi, I am Emma. I'm going to Stan.
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and a walkie-talkie?
He can’t walkie or talkie.
What does a priest and Christmas tree have in common? The balls are just for decoration.
What is the difference between your dad and a video game?
Your dad doesn’t beat you.
Why do you Scotchmen wear kilts?
Because sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.
Do you know why they call me battery saver?
I get turned on when it’s below 10%.
Why did the frog take the bus to work?
His car got toad.
Did you hear about the deaf guy's STI?
He got hearing aids.
How does the cop respond to being called racist?
He said, "How can I be racist? My wife's eyes [are] black."
Why did the emo kids stop going to their favorite tree?
It died before them.
Explain Bear teaches us that explaining the joke makes it a billion times funnier.
Q. Why aren't midget jokes funny?
A. They always seem to punch down.
How do you break up a fight between two gay men?
Say, "Can you get straight to the point?"