Joke jokes

You wanna hear a joke? It's YOU.

Q: Why do I like bone jokes so much?

A: Because they are humerus.

Yesterday I asked my friend, "What is a fish without eyes?"

They replied, "I don’t know."

I said, "Fsh."

What did the man's dick say to the man?

I just can't "hand"le it!

I was trying to make friends, and this one person came up to me. They said, "Lettuce be friends?" I just laughed and said that was tear-able.

What is Beethoven's favorite fruit?

Bananana!

What goes up must come down, apart from Mr. Vyse.

What did one gay guy say to the other when they were packing for a trip?

"Want me to pack your shit?"

My enemy told me I’m adopted, so I told him at least I got adopted.

Consent before sex is a joke. It's just politically correct feminazi propaganda.

I saw a dad shave his daughter's head because she made fun of a woman with cancer.

Good thing she didn’t make fun of a pregnant woman 🤭

What's the difference between a cop car and a hedgehog?

With a cop car, all the pricks are on the inside.

Let me tell you how I escaped Iraq. Iran! (;)

What do you call a virgin kid locked in a room with a pedophile? Past tense.

If you're bored, punch an orphan, what are they gonna do, tell their parents?

What do you call a chicken staring at a pile of lettuce?

A chicken sees a salad.

(Say it out loud if you don't get it!)

What's something similar between a clogged pipe and a pregnant woman?

You fix both with a coat hanger.

A girl walks in the room. She asks her mom, "Why's my name Flower?" Her mom said, "When you were born, a flower fell on your head." Brick walks in the room. Jasvidnqzkdvsosbd.

I told a blonde she needed gas for her car, and she farted into the gas tank.

What did the ocean say to the Atlantic Ocean? Answer: Nothing, they just waved.