Joke jokes
Haha, my life is a joke, but it ain't funny.
What do you say to a depressed person?
"I like ya cut, G."
How to make holy water:
1. Grab a pot.
2. Put water in it.
3. Set the stove to 420 degrees.
4. Boil the hell out of it.
What did one poop say to the other poop? What's the matter? You look flushed!
Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
What did the grape say when the elephant sat on it?
Nothing, it just let out a little wine!
Student: Hey! Did you hear the joke about the three holes in the ground?
Teacher: No?
Student: All I can say about it is, "Well, well, well."
My eggcellent egg yolks crack everyone up.
If you don't like them, you're just hard boiled.
Consent before sex is a joke. It's just politically correct feminazi propaganda.
I saw a dad shave his daughter's head because she made fun of a woman with cancer.
Good thing she didn’t make fun of a pregnant woman 🤭
My enemy told me I’m adopted, so I told him at least I got adopted.
What's Harry Potter's favorite way of going down a hill?
Walking. JK, Rowling.
You wanna hear a joke? It's YOU.
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
Lick-alot-a-puss.
What do you call a Mexican that lost his car?
Car-los
How did the skeleton know it was gonna rain?
If you said he felt it in his bones, you're wrong. He watched the weather forecast.
I was trying to make friends, and this one person came up to me. They said, "Lettuce be friends?" I just laughed and said that was tear-able.
What do you call an overweight psychic?
A four chin teller.
Papyrus: Sans, can you call Undyne for me and tell her that I found a human!
Sans: Sure bro, lemme just get on the Tele-bone.
Papyrus: Ssssaaaaannnnsss!!!!!!
Sans: Yea bro.
Papyrus: You know what? I will tell Undyne instead.
How do you drown a Blonde? You put a scratch and sniff sticker in a pool.