Mississippi girls are missing a "pp."
Joke Jokes
Q: Why did the fly go to the hospital?
A: For the doctor to make it get "butter!"
Why was the cow afraid?
Because he was a cow-herd!
Papyrus: Sans, can you call Undyne for me and tell her that I found a human!
Sans: Sure bro, lemme just get on the Tele-bone.
Papyrus: Ssssaaaaannnnsss!!!!!!
Sans: Yea bro.
Papyrus: You know what? I will tell Undyne instead.
Why do orphans always go to church? Because that’s the only place they could call someone "father."
I tried to catch air once... I mist.
What is Beethoven's favorite fruit?
Bananana!
What's the difference between a cop car and a hedgehog?
With a cop car, all the pricks are on the inside.
What's Harry Potter's favorite way of going down a hill?
Walking. JK, Rowling.
Consent before sex is a joke. It's just politically correct feminazi propaganda.
What did one gay guy say to the other when they were packing for a trip?
"Want me to pack your shit?"
Let me tell you how I escaped Iraq. Iran! (;)
I was trying to make friends, and this one person came up to me. They said, "Lettuce be friends?" I just laughed and said that was tear-able.
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
Lick-alot-a-puss.
There are two cows in a field. One says to the other, "I'm cold. Are you cold?"
The other cow says, "Yeah, I'm Fresian."
What do you call an overweight psychic?
A four chin teller.
How did the skeleton know it was gonna rain?
If you said he felt it in his bones, you're wrong. He watched the weather forecast.
Why can you punch an orphan and get away with it?
Because what is he gonna do, tell his parents?
You wanna hear a joke? It's YOU.
What do you call a Mexican that lost his car?
Car-los
