Joke jokes
Just because you have a career in the North doesn't mean you are North Korean.
Sans: What is Todoroki's favorite coffee creamer?
Half n' Half hehe.
Papyrus: Sans! He's not even part of our fandom!!!
Sans: Bro don't get so HOT headed about it. Just CHILL.
Sorry not sorry -sans
Why can't you fool an aborted fetus?
Because it wasn't born yesterday.
A priest sees a man about to commit suicide. The man says, "I have nothing to live for here. I will die, go to Heaven, and get 72 virgins." Then the priest says, "No need for this. I will take you to the local elementary school."
This disabled girl started rolling after me, so I ran to the stairs. 🤣🤣 LOL
What do you call a bunch of white people on a bench?
The NBA.
I kicked a soccer ball at a kid in a wheelchair and said, "Rocket League!"
I was at a funeral and told a joke, and my sister said, "I'm dead." So I said, "That's what she said."
Haha, my life is a joke, but it ain't funny.
What do you say to a depressed person?
"I like ya cut, G."
Student: Hey! Did you hear the joke about the three holes in the ground?
Teacher: No?
Student: All I can say about it is, "Well, well, well."
How to make holy water:
1. Grab a pot.
2. Put water in it.
3. Set the stove to 420 degrees.
4. Boil the hell out of it.
What did the grape say when the elephant sat on it?
Nothing, it just let out a little wine!
Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
Hey girl, are you osteoporosis, because you're giving me a "bone" condition.
What did the racist CoD player say to yo mama?
132.513.531.332
My eggcellent egg yolks crack everyone up.
If you don't like them, you're just hard boiled.
Yo mama is so ugly her hairline is receding just to get away from her face.
I saw a dad shave his daughter's head because she made fun of a woman with cancer.
Good thing she didn’t make fun of a pregnant woman 🤭
If you're bored, punch an orphan, what are they gonna do, tell their parents?