Joke jokes
What does a woman’s pussy and a chainsaw have in common?
Miss by a few inches and you’re in deep shit.
Normally I would tell a 9/11 joke, but it’s two plane.
Kobe: Stop doing dark humor!
Me: Why? They don't land well together?
What do you call a Hippie's Wife? A Mississippi.
Knock, knock.
Moon, give me cheese.
Warning: if you don't like gummy bears, DO NOT READ.
Q: What do you call a Mexican gummy bear?
A: Delici-Oso
What do you call expired milk?
The Milky Way.
Why can't orphans see all these jokes on this website that we're posting?
'Cause they don't know where the home page is.
My grandpa's last words were, "Why is there a body in my kitchen?"
No witnesses.
You know, I got attacked by a man with cheese and a bit of milk.
How dairy!
Mississippi girls are missing a "pp."
Q: Why did the fly go to the hospital?
A: For the doctor to make it get "butter!"
Why was the cow afraid?
Because he was a cow-herd!
Papyrus: Sans, can you call Undyne for me and tell her that I found a human!
Sans: Sure bro, lemme just get on the Tele-bone.
Papyrus: Ssssaaaaannnnsss!!!!!!
Sans: Yea bro.
Papyrus: You know what? I will tell Undyne instead.
Why do orphans always go to church? Because that’s the only place they could call someone "father."
I tried to catch air once... I mist.
What is Beethoven's favorite fruit?
Bananana!
What's the difference between a cop car and a hedgehog?
With a cop car, all the pricks are on the inside.
What's Harry Potter's favorite way of going down a hill?
Walking. JK, Rowling.
Consent before sex is a joke. It's just politically correct feminazi propaganda.