Joke jokes
What is Beethoven's favorite fruit?
Bananana!
What goes up must come down, apart from Mr. Vyse.
What did one gay guy say to the other when they were packing for a trip?
"Want me to pack your shit?"
My enemy told me I’m adopted, so I told him at least I got adopted.
Consent before sex is a joke. It's just politically correct feminazi propaganda.
I saw a dad shave his daughter's head because she made fun of a woman with cancer.
Good thing she didn’t make fun of a pregnant woman 🤭
What's the difference between a cop car and a hedgehog?
With a cop car, all the pricks are on the inside.
Let me tell you how I escaped Iraq. Iran! (;)
What do you call a virgin kid locked in a room with a pedophile? Past tense.
If you're bored, punch an orphan, what are they gonna do, tell their parents?
What do you call a chicken staring at a pile of lettuce?
A chicken sees a salad.
(Say it out loud if you don't get it!)
What's something similar between a clogged pipe and a pregnant woman?
You fix both with a coat hanger.
A girl walks in the room. She asks her mom, "Why's my name Flower?" Her mom said, "When you were born, a flower fell on your head." Brick walks in the room. Jasvidnqzkdvsosbd.
I told a blonde she needed gas for her car, and she farted into the gas tank.
What did the ocean say to the Atlantic Ocean? Answer: Nothing, they just waved.
What do a turtle and a pedophile have in common?
They both try to get there before the hair does.
Kobe: Stop doing dark humor!
Me: Why? They don't land well together?
Orphan joke club Discord coming soon.
My friend said I was gay, but then I realised he was talking to the mirror.
What do you call a person in a wheelchair?
Virgin Mobile.