Joke jokes
Have you ever been to the new Disney park called SawCon?
SawCon deez nutz!
What is the difference between an Orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
When a girl was having an asthma attack, Ariana said, "Just keep breathing and breathing and breathin!!!!!"
Why do gay men want to eat each other's meat because meat is meat, and man has to eat meat?
What is the difference between a rock and my girlfriend?
One is rock hard, and the other is Dwayne Johnson.
A priest and Rabbi run out of the orphanage.
Priest: "How the hell did that fire start?"
Rabbi: "I don't know, but what about the children?"
Priest: "Fuck the children."
Rabbi: "Do we have time?"
Priest: "There's always time for something like that."
Teacher: What’s the closest planet?
Kids yell: Sun.
Except for one.
Other kid: Uranus.
Teacher: Uranus?
Other kid: Yeah, it’s right there.
So you know there's like dog mixes, right? Like a Snoodle and that stuff, right? So why can't a bulldog and a shih tzu be mixed? 'Cause if they did, it would be called bullshit.
What's the difference between a gay guy and a freezer? The freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.
What do Michelangelo and Kurt Cobain have in common? They both used their brains to paint the walls.
Why did the Nurse bring a red pen to work? To draw Blood.
Why did the M&M go to school? To be a smartie.
Why did the monkey bring a ladder to school? To be in highschool.
What does a dad and the Twin Towers have in common?
Once they're gone, they never come back.
Penis gay be like: among sussy, ding ding ding ding ding ding di di ding.
Imposter is SuS!?
Q) What is the ONLY zodiac sign ever to be surgically removed?
A) Cancer.
I have it.
Me: You know what's the favorite slogan that Hindus like the most?
My friend: What?
Me: “kati supari kata paan katiyo ko bhejo pakistan.”
Why did the loo 🚽 roll roll down the stairs? To get to the bottom.
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!
Girl, is your butt made of water, because it is tubig?
I'll turn ya nan into bonemeal.
I ate the last of my Egyptian food, and now I falafel. I don't know why I made that joke. Probably just becuscus.
Who would win?
The laws of the Catholic Church which have been effective for over 900 years,
Or one horny Henry?