Joke

Joke jokes

Mama

Yo mama so fat, when she fell, I didn't laugh, but the concrete laughed up.

Orphan

Technoblade: Makes jokes about orphans while in hospital.

Doctors to Technoblade's dad: Sorry for your loss.

Technoblade: What do you mean?? I'm right here!!

Orphans found parents: Who's he talking to??

Martinus

A Roman walks into a bar and orders a martinus. The bartender says, "Don't you mean a Martini?" The Roman then says, "Look, if I want a double, I'll ask for one."

Eyebrow

I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high.

She looked at me surprised.

(P.S. I am not at that age plus I am as straight as a helix ruler.)

Name

A father is talking to his three kids.

Kid 1: Why is my name Rose?

Dad: Because when you were a kid, a rose fell on your head.

Kid 2: Why is my name Lily?

Dad: Because a lily fell on your head when you were a baby.

Kid 3: Auughhghhhggghhh!

Dad: Oh hey, Brick.

Paedophile

How does a paedophile know if he's good at sex?

It'll forever be a mystery because the victims [are] too young to scream his name.

Grape

What did the grape say when the elephant sat on it?

Nothing, it just let out a little wine!

Student

Student: Hey! Did you hear the joke about the three holes in the ground?

Teacher: No?

Student: All I can say about it is, "Well, well, well."

Girl

Hey girl, are you osteoporosis, because you're giving me a "bone" condition.

Poop

What did one poop say to the other poop? What's the matter? You look flushed!

Nba

What do you call a bunch of white people on a bench?

The NBA.

Suicide

A priest sees a man about to commit suicide. The man says, "I have nothing to live for here. I will die, go to Heaven, and get 72 virgins." Then the priest says, "No need for this. I will take you to the local elementary school."

Girl

This disabled girl started rolling after me, so I ran to the stairs. 🤣🤣 LOL