Joke jokes
Yo mama so fat, when she fell, I didn't laugh, but the concrete laughed up.
Technoblade: Makes jokes about orphans while in hospital.
Doctors to Technoblade's dad: Sorry for your loss.
Technoblade: What do you mean?? I'm right here!!
Orphans found parents: Who's he talking to??
I gave a blind kid a gun and told him it was a hairdryer.
I told my sister a Dairy joke.
She said it was cheesy.
How does an octopus laugh? Buble buble.
I would tell a pussy joke, but you would never get it.
A Roman walks into a bar and orders a martinus. The bartender says, "Don't you mean a Martini?" The Roman then says, "Look, if I want a double, I'll ask for one."
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high.
She looked at me surprised.
(P.S. I am not at that age plus I am as straight as a helix ruler.)
A father is talking to his three kids.
Kid 1: Why is my name Rose?
Dad: Because when you were a kid, a rose fell on your head.
Kid 2: Why is my name Lily?
Dad: Because a lily fell on your head when you were a baby.
Kid 3: Auughhghhhggghhh!
Dad: Oh hey, Brick.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
It doesn't matter, he's dead.
How does a paedophile know if he's good at sex?
It'll forever be a mystery because the victims [are] too young to scream his name.
What did the grape say when the elephant sat on it?
Nothing, it just let out a little wine!
Student: Hey! Did you hear the joke about the three holes in the ground?
Teacher: No?
Student: All I can say about it is, "Well, well, well."
Hey girl, are you osteoporosis, because you're giving me a "bone" condition.
What do you call a flat chested emo girl?
Cutting board.
What did one poop say to the other poop? What's the matter? You look flushed!
What do you call a bunch of white people on a bench?
The NBA.
I kicked a soccer ball at a kid in a wheelchair and said, "Rocket League!"
A priest sees a man about to commit suicide. The man says, "I have nothing to live for here. I will die, go to Heaven, and get 72 virgins." Then the priest says, "No need for this. I will take you to the local elementary school."
This disabled girl started rolling after me, so I ran to the stairs. 🤣🤣 LOL