Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
Joke Jokes
Why can't you fool an aborted fetus?
Because it wasn't born yesterday.
Why did the Chicken cross the road?
It didn’t, it ran because it was running from KFC.
What do you get when you get yourself a deer with no eyes?
You get no-eye-deer.
My eggcellent egg yolks crack everyone up.
If you don't like them, you're just hard boiled.
Don't be sad if you miss a shot when you yell "Kobe." He didn't make it either.
My friend asked me once, "Is there any religion in the world that preaches a god who masturbates in a closed room?"
"Islam it is."
What has ten children crying, naked, and screaming for their parents?
My big green pedo machine.
What do you call a white kid at the back of class?
A school shooter.
What did the ocean say to the Atlantic Ocean? Answer: Nothing, they just waved.
What do you call people who jumped in the dam?
A dam fool.
What's the difference between a dead baby in my trash can and a discarded sex toy?
...
I'm still trying to think of an answer.
You know the phrase "one man's trash is another man's treasure"?
Great phrase, bad way to find out you're adopted!
Was your dad a pilot? Because I rate you a 9/11.
If they made a movie about your sex life, what would it be?
In Afghanistan, it would be "Twelve Years a Slave!" 🤣
If you're bored, punch an orphan, what are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Did you hear about the emo kid that tried to high-five a tree? It left him hanging.
What do you call a person in a wheelchair?
Virgin Mobile.
Don’t stop orphan jokes. They’re funny, and people are just mad that they don’t understand the jokes because they're too STUUUPID.
Child: Mom, someone told me you talk like an owl.
Teacher: Who?
Child: Oh, it is true, you do talk like an owl!
