Joke jokes
What do you call a fake noodle? Impasta.
Want to know the difference between an orphan and a flower??
Flowers get picked.
Why did the Nurse bring a red pen to work? To draw Blood.
Why did the M&M go to school? To be a smartie.
Why did the monkey bring a ladder to school? To be in highschool.
What is the difference between a rock and my girlfriend?
One is rock hard, and the other is Dwayne Johnson.
Teacher: What’s the closest planet?
Kids yell: Sun.
Except for one.
Other kid: Uranus.
Teacher: Uranus?
Other kid: Yeah, it’s right there.
So you know there's like dog mixes, right? Like a Snoodle and that stuff, right? So why can't a bulldog and a shih tzu be mixed? 'Cause if they did, it would be called bullshit.
What's the difference between an orphan and a baby?
The orphan gets back up.
Have you ever been to the new Disney park called SawCon?
SawCon deez nutz!
What do you call an Indian gravedigger?
Digdeep.
I saw some kid following me, so I told him to go back to his family.
Orphan: "What family?"
What's a plus side to being an orphan?
Every bag of chips is family size. T - T
POV: You walk up to your short friend and say, "How is the weather down there?"
A plane is about to crash into the ocean, and the passengers are freaking out.
A woman stands up, takes off her clothes, and says, "Before I go, is there a man man enough to make me feel like a woman?"
A man stands up, takes off his shirt, and says, "Here, iron this!"
Why do orphans hate Cocomelon?
Because the parents are in every episode.
Stop making jokes about people in wheelchairs. They can't stand up for themselves.
I would stop bullying the orphan kid, what's he gonna do? Cry to his mommy?
Making 9/11 jokes? It's just plane wrong.
Why are orphans sad?
Don't ask, or their parents may... oh wait, carry on.
What's the difference between 63 cents and Princess Diana?
It's easier to scrape up 63 cents.
If you hit an orphan on the arm, what will he do? Tell his parents?