Joke jokes
If you hit an orphan on the arm, what will he do? Tell his parents?
Why are orphans sad?
Don't ask, or their parents may... oh wait, carry on.
When someone calls you gay, say:
"I'm straight, straighter than your hairline!"
So, my mom looked in the mirror today, and we need a new one.
Jokes about the poor aren't rich.
What is a cannibal's favorite place to go? An orphanage. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
What do you call a sad rabbit? Unhoppy!
Tell an orphan: if you got no parents, clap your hands.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple gets picked.
What was the last thing that went through the 9/11 jumpers' heads?
Their ankles.
What do you call a deer with hooves in his ears?
Anything you want—he can’t hear you.
Many were curious about how methane ended up on Mars.
I'm pretty sure it was because of Uranus.
What's black and sits at the top of the stairs?
A paraplegic after a house fire.
What did the banana say to the vibrator?
"Why are you shaking? She’s gonna eat me!"
I saw a kid wearing tatty rags on a curb, so I asked, "Are you an orphan?"
"Yes," he replied. "What gave me away?" He asked, "Your parents," I said.
What did the father name his daughter with no legs?
Peggy.
Maybe if the grass on my front lawn had depression, It would cut itself.
Why did Mars turn permanently red? Because it saw Uranus.
I'm the champion of this site. I fight with the ten rings and ten fists of the legendary Buddha.
Now for my joke...
Why does Peter Pan always fly?
Because he never lands.
What do you call a flat-chested depressed person?
A cutting board.