Joke jokes
Do you know what I found in my letter soup?
A space.
What do you call a flying skunk?
A smelicopter.
Why did Oliver have no friends?
His last name was Clothesoff, and all the other kids would get in trouble whenever they would ask to play with Oliver Clothesoff.
What sound does a nut make when it sneezes? Cashew.
Julius Caesar walks into a bar and orders a Martinus.
The bartender asks, "Don't you mean Martini?"
Julius Caesar says, "No, I only want one."
What did the cow say to your mom?
Hello.
Why can't Sally hit herself? Because she has no arms.
Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he felt crummy!
A man walking on his roof, carrying an axe. He drops it on someone below him and says, "Sorry, it was an axe-cident!"
Did you hear about the guy whose left side was cut off? He's all right now.
What do you call a kid going fast on a wheelchair?
Hot Wheels.
If you hit an orphan on the arm, what will he do? Tell his parents?
Yo forehead so big it makes Megamind's forehead small.
How are this joke and the kid with cancer alike?
It never gets old.
Guys, these jokes are not funny. My dad died, he was the best Arabic pilot ever.
What has two wings and a halo?
A Chinese telephone. (Wing, wing, halo.)
What do you call an African that is not hungry? Dead.
Why do eight-year-old girls wear panties with flowers on?
In loving memory of all the faces that were buried in there.
Why do orphans hate Cocomelon?
Because the parents are in every episode.
Stop making jokes about people in wheelchairs. They can't stand up for themselves.