Joke jokes
I would stop bullying the orphan kid, what's he gonna do? Cry to his mommy?
What's the difference between 63 cents and Princess Diana?
It's easier to scrape up 63 cents.
Why do orphans hate Cocomelon?
Because the parents are in every episode.
Stop making jokes about people in wheelchairs. They can't stand up for themselves.
Making 9/11 jokes? It's just plane wrong.
What do you call a kid going fast on a wheelchair?
Hot Wheels.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Little Boy Blue. Little Boy Blue who? Michael Jackson.
If you hit an orphan on the arm, what will he do? Tell his parents?
Yo forehead so big it makes Megamind's forehead small.
What has two wings and a halo?
A Chinese telephone. (Wing, wing, halo.)
My girlfriend said I was a ped0phi1e.
That's a big word for a 6 year old!
Another Nazi joke.
Did Nazi that coming?
Did Jew?
What do you call a gay BBQ? LGBBQ.
When someone calls you gay, say:
"I'm straight, straighter than your hairline!"
How are this joke and the kid with cancer alike?
It never gets old.
Guys, these jokes are not funny. My dad died, he was the best Arabic pilot ever.
Why did Mars turn permanently red? Because it saw Uranus.
What's black and sits at the top of the stairs?
A paraplegic after a house fire.
What did the banana say to the vibrator?
"Why are you shaking? She’s gonna eat me!"
Q: What's an emo's favorite game? A: Hangman