Joke jokes
Roses are red, violets are blue, if you play Fortnite, then R.I.P. you.
What do you call a low budget terrorist attack?
7/11
I had asked my dog what 2 - 2 is...
She said nothing.
What's an autistic kid's favorite transformer?
Autistemist Prime.
I had a friend who got shot in the head.
Guess you could say he was...
Blown Away!
Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away?
I'm sure you would run away if your name was kjdhfkuaysbgfbkuejgf.
Roses are red, violets are blue, most of your jokes are stolen, is not original to you.
Why did the dog cross the road?
To get to the barking lot.
What do you call a gay BBQ? LGBBQ.
I can't think of any jokes.
When someone calls you gay, say:
"I'm straight, straighter than your hairline!"
Knock, knock. Who's there? Little Boy Blue. Little Boy Blue who? Michael Jackson.
What’s long, white, and full of cream? A cheese stick.
Why do eight-year-old girls wear panties with flowers on?
In loving memory of all the faces that were buried in there.
My girlfriend said I was a ped0phi1e.
That's a big word for a 6 year old!
What do you call a kid going fast on a wheelchair?
Hot Wheels.
A plane is about to crash into the ocean, and the passengers are freaking out.
A woman stands up, takes off her clothes, and says, "Before I go, is there a man man enough to make me feel like a woman?"
A man stands up, takes off his shirt, and says, "Here, iron this!"
Stop making jokes about people in wheelchairs. They can't stand up for themselves.
What's the difference between 63 cents and Princess Diana?
It's easier to scrape up 63 cents.
If you hit an orphan on the arm, what will he do? Tell his parents?