Joke

Joke jokes

Uranus

Teacher: What’s the closest planet?

Kids yell: Sun.

Except for one.

Other kid: Uranus.

Teacher: Uranus?

Other kid: Yeah, it’s right there.

Dog

So you know there's like dog mixes, right? Like a Snoodle and that stuff, right? So why can't a bulldog and a shih tzu be mixed? 'Cause if they did, it would be called bullshit.

Orphan

What's the difference between an orphan and a baby?

The orphan gets back up.

Orphan

I saw some kid following me, so I told him to go back to his family.

Orphan: "What family?"

Orphan

What's a plus side to being an orphan?

Every bag of chips is family size. T - T

Friend

POV: You walk up to your short friend and say, "How is the weather down there?"

Plane

A plane is about to crash into the ocean, and the passengers are freaking out.

A woman stands up, takes off her clothes, and says, "Before I go, is there a man man enough to make me feel like a woman?"

A man stands up, takes off his shirt, and says, "Here, iron this!"

Orphan

Why do orphans hate Cocomelon?

Because the parents are in every episode.

Orphan

I would stop bullying the orphan kid, what's he gonna do? Cry to his mommy?

Orphan

Why are orphans sad?

Don't ask, or their parents may... oh wait, carry on.

Kid

How are this joke and the kid with cancer alike?

It never gets old.

Dad

Guys, these jokes are not funny. My dad died, he was the best Arabic pilot ever.