What do you call an Indian gravedigger?
Digdeep.
Joke Jokes
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Pizza.
Pizza who?
Never mind, it was so cheesy.
How does a penguin (however you spell it) build a house? Igloos it together!
I would make a joke about Kobe, but I don't think it would fly very well.
What do you call a sad strawberry?
A blueberry!
(classic)
A priest and Rabbi run out of the orphanage.
Priest: "How the hell did that fire start?"
Rabbi: "I don't know, but what about the children?"
Priest: "Fuck the children."
Rabbi: "Do we have time?"
Priest: "There's always time for something like that."
Why did the loo š½ roll roll down the stairs? To get to the bottom.
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!
I have it.
Beast joke ever: my life... Oh wait, I don't have one.
This 15-year-old girl wanted a cross on her room with a long nail on the end over her bed. Unfortunately, it killed her dad because it fell off the wall.
(Do you get the joke?)
(Her dad was on her, and it fell and killed him.)
Why do orphans go to church?
They go there to finally call someone "father."
Why did the chicken cross the road to get away from this conversation?
What did the fish say when seeing his best mate?
"I sea him!"
What do you call a cow's facial hair?
A moostache.
What's yellow and can't swim? A bus full of kids.
What is the kingās favorite type of precipitation?
Hail, of course!
What is another kingās favorite type of precipitation?
Reign!
My boyfriend thinks heās hilarious.
Him: How do you break things?
Me: You break things up.
Him: Okay.
Me: Is everything okay?
Him: Weāre a twig. Weāre breaking up.
What do turtles use to communicate?
A shellphone!
Q: Why didn't the skeleton laugh at the joke?
A: He broke his funny bone!
What music scares balloons?
Pop music.
Why would the banana scream "ouch?"
Because it is getting peeled.
