Joke jokes
Girl, is your butt made of water, because it is tubig?
Me: You know what's the favorite slogan that Hindus like the most?
My friend: What?
Me: “kati supari kata paan katiyo ko bhejo pakistan.”
Your forehead is so big you could land a plane on it.
POV: You walk up to your short friend and say, "How is the weather down there?"
What do you call a gay dwarf?
Coming out of the cupboard.
I would tell a Koby joke...
But it would just crash and burn.
Tell an orphan: if you got no parents, clap your hands.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple gets picked.
What is the difference between an Orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
Have you ever been to the new Disney park called SawCon?
SawCon deez nutz!
What do you call an Indian gravedigger?
Digdeep.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Pizza.
Pizza who?
Never mind, it was so cheesy.
How does a penguin (however you spell it) build a house? Igloos it together!
I would make a joke about Kobe, but I don't think it would fly very well.
What do you call a sad strawberry?
A blueberry!
(classic)
A priest and Rabbi run out of the orphanage.
Priest: "How the hell did that fire start?"
Rabbi: "I don't know, but what about the children?"
Priest: "Fuck the children."
Rabbi: "Do we have time?"
Priest: "There's always time for something like that."
Why did the loo 🚽 roll roll down the stairs? To get to the bottom.
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!
I have it.
Beast joke ever: my life... Oh wait, I don't have one.
This 15-year-old girl wanted a cross on her room with a long nail on the end over her bed. Unfortunately, it killed her dad because it fell off the wall.
(Do you get the joke?)
(Her dad was on her, and it fell and killed him.)