Joke

Joke jokes

Kid

How are this joke and the kid with cancer alike?

It never gets old.

Dad

Guys, these jokes are not funny. My dad died, he was the best Arabic pilot ever.

Dad

When does a joke become a dad joke?

When it becomes apparent!

Panty

Why do eight-year-old girls wear panties with flowers on?

In loving memory of all the faces that were buried in there.

Orphanage

What's the difference between an orphanage and a supermarket?

People actually want stuff in a supermarket.

Jumper

What was the last thing that went through the 9/11 jumpers' heads?

Their ankles.

Orphan

What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?

The apple gets picked.

Deer

What do you call a deer with hooves in his ears?

Anything you want—he can’t hear you.

Orphan

I saw a kid wearing tatty rags on a curb, so I asked, "Are you an orphan?"

"Yes," he replied. "What gave me away?" He asked, "Your parents," I said.