Joke jokes
I would stop bullying the orphan kid, what's he gonna do? Cry to his mommy?
A plane is about to crash into the ocean, and the passengers are freaking out.
A woman stands up, takes off her clothes, and says, "Before I go, is there a man man enough to make me feel like a woman?"
A man stands up, takes off his shirt, and says, "Here, iron this!"
What’s a lesbian’s favorite Pokemon? Squirtle.
Making 9/11 jokes? It's just plane wrong.
What's the difference between 63 cents and Princess Diana?
It's easier to scrape up 63 cents.
Why are orphans sad?
Don't ask, or their parents may... oh wait, carry on.
..., I'm gay.
A. No
B. Maybe
C. Leave blank
D. Yes
What do orphans get at restaurants?
The family meal.
When does a joke become a dad joke?
When it becomes apparent!
Rangers are a joke.
When someone said to an orphan, "My boyfriend ghosted me," the orphan says back, "Don't worry, my parents ghosted me!" 🤣
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To reunite with his parents.
What was the last thing that went through the 9/11 jumpers' heads?
Their ankles.
What do you call a deer with hooves in his ears?
Anything you want—he can’t hear you.
POV: You walk up to your short friend and say, "How is the weather down there?"
What's the difference between an orphanage and a supermarket?
People actually want stuff in a supermarket.
Hey, do you remember that dragon thing?
Draggin' these balls across your face.
A kid went to visit his bully, and he says, "How's your face?" The kid says, "How's your parents?" and proceeds to walk out of the orphanage.
Mom, shut up. Me? I don't shut up, I grow up. When I look at you, I throw up.
Funny how "Hawking" rhymes with "talking" and "walking," and he can't do either.
And the first four letters of his Christian name spell "step," and he also can't do that.