Joke jokes
Beth was from Spain and she had a pig. What did they call her?
Beth-la-ham
Q: What did one atom say to the other?
A: I have my ion you.
That is not a joke hahahahhaha.
How do you catch a polar bear?
Cut a hole in the ice, put peas around it, when the polar bear goes to take a pea, you kick him in the ice hole.
Why do orphans go to church?
Because it's the only place where they get to call him "father."
Why do orphans go to church?
It’s the only place they can call someone “father.”
I love escalator jokes. There's not too many steps.
What was the last thing to go through the terrorist's mind? The detonator.
A bat mitzvah for sheep is a baaaaaat mitzvah!
What do you call a fat fortune teller? A four-chin teller.
What did the cow say to your mom?
Hello.
If I told you Jeremy Palacios was not GAY!
I'd be a liar.
Do you know what I found in my letter soup?
A space.
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N. Oh my gosh, I'm peeing on my shoe, no one knows about it yet!
What did the duck eat for lunch?
Soup and quackers.
First human comes.
Sans: That was pun intended.
What sound does a nut make when it sneezes? Cashew.
What are cow jokes considered?
Cheesy.
Do you know why Peter Pan is always flying?
Because he Neverlands!
What do you call a flying skunk?
A smelicopter.