Joke jokes
How are this joke and the kid with cancer alike?
It never gets old.
Guys, these jokes are not funny. My dad died, he was the best Arabic pilot ever.
Why do orphans hate Cocomelon?
Because the parents are in every episode.
I would stop bullying the orphan kid, what's he gonna do? Cry to his mommy?
Making 9/11 jokes? It's just plane wrong.
Why are orphans sad?
Don't ask, or their parents may... oh wait, carry on.
What do you call an African that is not hungry? Dead.
Yo forehead so big it makes Megamind's forehead small.
What has two wings and a halo?
A Chinese telephone. (Wing, wing, halo.)
What do you call nitrogen in the day? You call it day-trogen!
Do you want to hear a joke about pizza?
Wait, no. It's too CHEESY!
Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he felt crummy!
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
Because chickens didn't exist then.
Who would win?
The laws of the Catholic Church which have been effective for over 900 years,
Or one horny Henry?
Me: Have you seen a Mr. Weewoo?
Most people: No.
Me: He drives the ambulance downstairs.
I have a joke about death.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side.
Think about it :)
What do turtles use to communicate?
A shellphone!
It is now legal to bully an orphan.
What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Why do orphans go to church?
Because it's the only place where they get to call him "father."
Why do orphans go to church?
It’s the only place they can call someone “father.”