Joke jokes
What do orphans get at restaurants?
The family meal.
When does a joke become a dad joke?
When it becomes apparent!
What do you call a kid going fast on a wheelchair?
Hot Wheels.
What do you call an African that is not hungry? Dead.
Why do eight-year-old girls wear panties with flowers on?
In loving memory of all the faces that were buried in there.
What’s a lesbian’s favorite Pokemon? Squirtle.
What's the difference between an orphanage and a supermarket?
People actually want stuff in a supermarket.
What was the last thing that went through the 9/11 jumpers' heads?
Their ankles.
Your forehead is so big you could land a plane on it.
What do you call a sad rabbit? Unhoppy!
Tell an orphan: if you got no parents, clap your hands.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple gets picked.
What do you call a deer with hooves in his ears?
Anything you want—he can’t hear you.
I saw a kid wearing tatty rags on a curb, so I asked, "Are you an orphan?"
"Yes," he replied. "What gave me away?" He asked, "Your parents," I said.
What did the father name his daughter with no legs?
Peggy.
What’s 1+1?? The number of parents orphans don’t have!
Maybe if the grass on my front lawn had depression, It would cut itself.
Many were curious about how methane ended up on Mars.
I'm pretty sure it was because of Uranus.
What's black and sits at the top of the stairs?
A paraplegic after a house fire.
So, my mom looked in the mirror today, and we need a new one.