Joke jokes
Yo forehead so big it makes Megamind's forehead small.
How are this joke and the kid with cancer alike?
It never gets old.
Guys, these jokes are not funny. My dad died, he was the best Arabic pilot ever.
..., I'm gay.
A. No
B. Maybe
C. Leave blank
D. Yes
What do orphans get at restaurants?
The family meal.
When does a joke become a dad joke?
When it becomes apparent!
What do you call a kid going fast on a wheelchair?
Hot Wheels.
What do you call an African that is not hungry? Dead.
Why do eight-year-old girls wear panties with flowers on?
In loving memory of all the faces that were buried in there.
What’s a lesbian’s favorite Pokemon? Squirtle.
What's the difference between an orphanage and a supermarket?
People actually want stuff in a supermarket.
What was the last thing that went through the 9/11 jumpers' heads?
Their ankles.
Your forehead is so big you could land a plane on it.
What do you call a sad rabbit? Unhoppy!
Tell an orphan: if you got no parents, clap your hands.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple gets picked.
What do you call a deer with hooves in his ears?
Anything you want—he can’t hear you.
I saw a kid wearing tatty rags on a curb, so I asked, "Are you an orphan?"
"Yes," he replied. "What gave me away?" He asked, "Your parents," I said.
What did the father name his daughter with no legs?
Peggy.
What’s 1+1?? The number of parents orphans don’t have!