Joke jokes
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
Make them clap until their parents come back.
Jokes about menstruation are never funny, period!
Q: What's an emo's favorite game? A: Hangman
Mom, shut up. Me? I don't shut up, I grow up. When I look at you, I throw up.
(Pick-up line) If your tits are the Twin Towers... can I be your Osama?
How many skinheads does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
10; 1 to do it and 9 to back him up.
Hey, do you remember that dragon thing?
Draggin' these balls across your face.
What’s the comparison of an emo and a highlighter?
You can pop their head off.
Me: What's the difference between me and my grandpa?
Friends: What?
Me: I've been alive for the past 14 years.
I pushed a kid in a wheelchair into a fire and called it "Hot Wheels."
Rangers are a joke.
I made a website about orphans.
It didn’t have a home page!
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To reunite with his parents.
A kid went to visit his bully, and he says, "How's your face?" The kid says, "How's your parents?" and proceeds to walk out of the orphanage.
Funny how "Hawking" rhymes with "talking" and "walking," and he can't do either.
And the first four letters of his Christian name spell "step," and he also can't do that.
Where did Suzy go during the bombing?
Everywhere.
Worst jokes ever? More like I killed an old man in 2012 in Oklahoma City at that nasty Red Lobster, not the one near the freeway, and hid the body in a creek!
What do you call a dinosaur with a butt?
A Butt-asaurus.
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
Because every show has a cast. Get it, LOL?
When someone said to an orphan, "My boyfriend ghosted me," the orphan says back, "Don't worry, my parents ghosted me!" 🤣