Joke jokes
What do you call a low budget terrorist attack?
7/11
Wanna see a joke I found? *shows mirror*
What's an autistic kid's favorite transformer?
Autistemist Prime.
Roses are red, violets are blue, most of your jokes are stolen, is not original to you.
Roses are red, violets are blue, if you play Fortnite, then R.I.P. you.
What do you get if you cross a loaf of bread with a vagina?
A yeast infection.
Why did the dog cross the road?
To get to the barking lot.
I can't think of any jokes.
Another Nazi joke.
Did Nazi that coming?
Did Jew?
Knock, knock. Who's there? Little Boy Blue. Little Boy Blue who? Michael Jackson.
Why do eight-year-old girls wear panties with flowers on?
In loving memory of all the faces that were buried in there.
Whatβs a lesbianβs favorite Pokemon? Squirtle.
Why do orphans hate Cocomelon?
Because the parents are in every episode.
Stop making jokes about people in wheelchairs. They can't stand up for themselves.
I would stop bullying the orphan kid, what's he gonna do? Cry to his mommy?
Making 9/11 jokes? It's just plane wrong.
Yo forehead so big it makes Megamind's forehead small.
How are this joke and the kid with cancer alike?
It never gets old.
What do you call a gay BBQ? LGBBQ.
What's the difference between 63 cents and Princess Diana?
It's easier to scrape up 63 cents.