Joke

Joke jokes

Orphan

Why do orphans hate Cocomelon?

Because the parents are in every episode.

Dad

When does a joke become a dad joke?

When it becomes apparent!

Uranus

Teacher: What’s the closest planet?

Kids yell: Sun.

Except for one.

Other kid: Uranus.

Teacher: Uranus?

Other kid: Yeah, it’s right there.

Dad

What does a dad and the Twin Towers have in common?

Once they're gone, they never come back.

Orphan

What's a plus side to being an orphan?

Every bag of chips is family size. T - T

Orphan

I saw some kid following me, so I told him to go back to his family.

Orphan: "What family?"

School

Me: Sorry I couldn’t make it to school yesterday, I had an appointment.

Teacher: What kind of appointment?

Me: I had an appointment with a cut day. 😈😈😈

True story.

Penis

Penis gay be like: among sussy, ding ding ding ding ding ding di di ding.

Imposter is SuS!?

Cancer

Q) What is the ONLY zodiac sign ever to be surgically removed?

A) Cancer.

Girl

When a girl was having an asthma attack, Ariana said, "Just keep breathing and breathing and breathin!!!!!"

Pen

Why did the Nurse bring a red pen to work? To draw Blood.

Why did the M&M go to school? To be a smartie.

Why did the monkey bring a ladder to school? To be in highschool.

Orphan

What's the difference between an orphan and a baby?

The orphan gets back up.

Hill

Jack and Jill went up a hill to smoke some mairawanah.

Jack got high and grabbed her thigh and said, "I know you wanna," but dumb-ass Jill forgot her pills, and now they have 12 kids.

Orphan

Want to know the difference between an orphan and a flower??

Flowers get picked.