Joke jokes
What do you call a deer with hooves in his ears?
Anything you want—he can’t hear you.
So, my mom looked in the mirror today, and we need a new one.
POV: You walk up to your short friend and say, "How is the weather down there?"
What do you call a sad rabbit? Unhoppy!
Tell an orphan: if you got no parents, clap your hands.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple gets picked.
Me: You know what's the favorite slogan that Hindus like the most?
My friend: What?
Me: “kati supari kata paan katiyo ko bhejo pakistan.”
What does a dad and the Twin Towers have in common?
Once they're gone, they never come back.
Jokes about the poor aren't rich.
What's the difference between an orphanage and a supermarket?
People actually want stuff in a supermarket.
What do you call a fake noodle? Impasta.
Your forehead is so big you could land a plane on it.
Want to know the difference between an orphan and a flower??
Flowers get picked.
Why did the chicken cross the road to get away from this conversation?
I'm the champion of this site. I fight with the ten rings and ten fists of the legendary Buddha.
Now for my joke...
Why does Peter Pan always fly?
Because he never lands.
What is a cannibal's favorite place to go? An orphanage. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
What do you call an African that is not hungry? Dead.
Why are orphans sad?
Don't ask, or their parents may... oh wait, carry on.
Why do eight-year-old girls wear panties with flowers on?
In loving memory of all the faces that were buried in there.
A plane is about to crash into the ocean, and the passengers are freaking out.
A woman stands up, takes off her clothes, and says, "Before I go, is there a man man enough to make me feel like a woman?"
A man stands up, takes off his shirt, and says, "Here, iron this!"