Me: Sorry I couldn’t make it to school yesterday, I had an appointment.
Teacher: What kind of appointment?
Me: I had an appointment with a cut day. 😈😈😈
True story.
Joke Jokes
Penis gay be like: among sussy, ding ding ding ding ding ding di di ding.
Imposter is SuS!?
Q) What is the ONLY zodiac sign ever to be surgically removed?
A) Cancer.
When a girl was having an asthma attack, Ariana said, "Just keep breathing and breathing and breathin!!!!!"
Why did the Nurse bring a red pen to work? To draw Blood.
Why did the M&M go to school? To be a smartie.
Why did the monkey bring a ladder to school? To be in highschool.
What's the difference between an orphan and a baby?
The orphan gets back up.
Jack and Jill went up a hill to smoke some mairawanah.
Jack got high and grabbed her thigh and said, "I know you wanna," but dumb-ass Jill forgot her pills, and now they have 12 kids.
What do you call a fake noodle? Impasta.
Want to know the difference between an orphan and a flower??
Flowers get picked.
What do you call a sad rabbit? Unhoppy!
Girl, is your butt made of water, because it is tubig?
Me: You know what's the favorite slogan that Hindus like the most?
My friend: What?
Me: “kati supari kata paan katiyo ko bhejo pakistan.”
Your forehead is so big you could land a plane on it.
POV: You walk up to your short friend and say, "How is the weather down there?"
What do you call a gay dwarf?
Coming out of the cupboard.
I would tell a Koby joke...
But it would just crash and burn.
Tell an orphan: if you got no parents, clap your hands.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple gets picked.
What is the difference between an Orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
Have you ever been to the new Disney park called SawCon?
SawCon deez nutz!
