Joke jokes
What’s the difference between a mosquito and a blonde?
One stops sucking when you slap it.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was depressed.
What’s long, white, and full of cream? A cheese stick.
What's brown and in a baby's diaper?
Michael Jackson's hand.
When someone calls you gay, say:
"I'm straight, straighter than your hairline!"
Knock, knock. Who's there? Little Boy Blue. Little Boy Blue who? Michael Jackson.
Why did the dog cross the road?
To get to the barking lot.
What has two wings and a halo?
A Chinese telephone. (Wing, wing, halo.)
Another Nazi joke.
Did Nazi that coming?
Did Jew?
What do you call a gay BBQ? LGBBQ.
Who would win?
The laws of the Catholic Church which have been effective for over 900 years,
Or one horny Henry?
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
Because she was hit by a bus.
Me: Have you seen a Mr. Weewoo?
Most people: No.
Me: He drives the ambulance downstairs.
What do you call a gay dwarf?
Coming out of the cupboard.
I would tell a Koby joke...
But it would just crash and burn.
Penis gay be like: among sussy, ding ding ding ding ding ding di di ding.
Imposter is SuS!?
Q) What is the ONLY zodiac sign ever to be surgically removed?
A) Cancer.
When a girl was having an asthma attack, Ariana said, "Just keep breathing and breathing and breathin!!!!!"
Why do gay men want to eat each other's meat because meat is meat, and man has to eat meat?
Me: Sorry I couldn’t make it to school yesterday, I had an appointment.
Teacher: What kind of appointment?
Me: I had an appointment with a cut day. 😈😈😈
True story.