Joke jokes
What do you call a kid laying down in the classroom? Kill confirmed.
What do you call three kids laying down in the classroom? Kill streak.
This joke's about flowers, the blue one's a violet.
Your mom's the Twin Towers and I am the pilot!
What does Cangaball do after eating its vegetables?
Go on eBay to see how much he can sell the wheelchair for.
What do you call a U.S. border hopper?
A Mexican jumping bean.
What do you call a basketball player with erectile dysfunction?
Tragic Johnson.
I saw two guys wearing matching clothing, and I asked if they were gay. They quickly arrested me.
Have you been to that paraplegic strip club? It's crawling with pussy!
What is the difference between the Twin Towers and Elton John?
Elton John is still standing.
Guy, your hairline was the reason Adolf Hitler said, "Let there be war!"
What language do Asian Karen’s speak?
Demandarin.
I wanted to make a joke about dandruff.
People are still scratching their heads over it.
I have a joke about suicide, but I’ll just let it hang.
What’s the difference between the Twin Towers and McDonald's?
McDonald's has a drive through. Twin Towers has a fly through.
Why can't orphans be criminals?
Because they're never wanted.
Me, haha, I'm the joke.
Why was 10 scared?
Because it was in the middle of 9 and 11.
What is the difference between an orphan and a blanket?
One is actually used.
Did you know that the letter "f" in "orphan" stands for family?
What is Juan the junkmail dispenser's nickname? Spic and spam.
American people: We will throw your teabags in the ocean!
British: At least our towers didn’t fall. 😎