Joke jokes
I got suspended for telling the emo kid to hang in there.
What did the south tower say to the baby north tower?
"Here comes the airplane!"
This joke's about flowers, the blue one's a violet.
Your mom's the Twin Towers and I am the pilot!
What do you call a basketball player with erectile dysfunction?
Tragic Johnson.
You need a good place to think? You can sit on my lap, and we’ll see the first thing that pops up!
I’d make a joke about prostitutes and women sleeping with multiple men, but it would just be whore-ible.
What does Cangaball do after eating its vegetables?
Go on eBay to see how much he can sell the wheelchair for.
Why are Palestinian boys so eager to grow a beard?
So they can use their mum's ID to get in the club.
What is common with dark humor and unvaccinated kids?
Neither do ever grow old.
Have you been to that paraplegic strip club? It's crawling with pussy!
What did the cops say when someone called him racist?
"How can I be racist? My wife's eye is black."
What do you call a kid laying down in the classroom? Kill confirmed.
What do you call three kids laying down in the classroom? Kill streak.
Kate ate food coloring last night. She said she was dying inside.
Why can't you hear a psychiatrist using the bathroom?
Because the "p" is silent.
What's the difference between America and a flash drive?
One is USA, the other is USB. 😂😂😂
Why can't orphans be criminals?
Because they're never wanted.
Boy: The F in orphan stands for family.
Orphan: But there’s no F in orphan.
Boy: Exactly!
Me, haha, I'm the joke.
What hit the ground first in 9/11? The people.
What’s the difference between the Twin Towers and McDonald's?
McDonald's has a drive through. Twin Towers has a fly through.