Joke jokes
How do you know someone is going to die?
He can't stop coughing. (coffin)
What do you call a dwarf skating on ice?
A midget spinner.
How do people grade pedophiles?
1st grade to 8th grade.
(I know it's orphan jokes but still)
My friend said to me that I am gay. My response? I’m as straight as that pole that your mum danced on last night.
What do you call a stoned Mexican?
Baked bean.
They say during sex you burn off as many calories as running 8 miles. Who the fuck runs 8 miles in 30 seconds?
What do cannibals call a person that is running?
Fast food.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground meat.
When I saw a kid fall with no legs, I said, "Just walk it off!"
READ THIS OUT LOUD:
This is this cat.
This is is cat.
This is how cat.
This is to cat.
This is keep cat.
This is an cat.
This is idiot cat.
This is a busy cat.
This is for cat.
This is forty cat this is seconds cat.
NOW- go back and read the third word from each line from the start.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
Because he was tired of waiting for the milk.
I always ask gay people what LGBTQ means, but I never get a straight answer.
What is the favorite game of an emo?
Hangman.
I threw a lamp at an emo kid and told him to lighten the f*ck up.
789.
Not a joke, but this needs saying. Please can someone do something about all the pedo posts on here. It’s honestly just nasty.
Guys, stop making funny jokes of orphans. What, their parents are gonna get mad? Oh wait, continue.
Me: Knock knock.
My Grandma: Who’s there?
Me: Interrupting cow.
My Grandma: Interrupting c-
[Dies from heart attack]
What do you call a group of emos?
The Suicide Squad.
I see a worm. Oh, no, it's just your hairline!