Joke jokes
What does Cangaball do after eating its vegetables?
Go on eBay to see how much he can sell the wheelchair for.
What do you call a woman covered in mud? A dirty dishwasher.
What is common with dark humor and unvaccinated kids?
Neither do ever grow old.
Friend: Name one gay person off the top of your head.
Me: Me.
What's the hardest part of being a pedophile?
Fitting in.
What do you call a kid laying down in the classroom? Kill confirmed.
What do you call three kids laying down in the classroom? Kill streak.
Have you been to that paraplegic strip club? It's crawling with pussy!
What is the difference between the Twin Towers and Elton John?
Elton John is still standing.
Guy, your hairline was the reason Adolf Hitler said, "Let there be war!"
What's the last thing Asians hear from their parents?
"My money is my money. Your money is my money. Your wife's money is my money. Always remember that, son."
What's an orphan's favorite meme?
Homer going into a bush.
Might take a while to notice and this one is bad.
You're so fat,
when you stepped on the scale,
Buzz Lightyear came out and said,
"To infinity and beyond!"
Me: Hey Siri, did you know Candice died?
Siri: Yes, I was informed she died from sugondese.
Me: What is that?
Siri: Sugondese nuts.
What does the A stand for in "orphan, adopt" from the orphan company?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not your parents :) so kawaii fr.
Q: Why did Bill Cosby get away with it?
A: Because the women were all Cosby-ing for it!
The "F" in "orphan" stands for family, but there is no "F" in "orphan."
Why was 10 scared?
Because it was in the middle of 9 and 11.
There was this emo kid giving a high five to a tree... but the tree left them hanging :)
American people: We will throw your teabags in the ocean!
British: At least our towers didn’t fall. 😎