Joke jokes
I’d make a joke about prostitutes and women sleeping with multiple men, but it would just be whore-ible.
Roses are red, violets are blue.
These jokes are old, come up with something new!
What do you call a kid laying down in the classroom? Kill confirmed.
What do you call three kids laying down in the classroom? Kill streak.
You need a good place to think? You can sit on my lap, and we’ll see the first thing that pops up!
What do you call a basketball player with erectile dysfunction?
Tragic Johnson.
I saw two guys wearing matching clothing, and I asked if they were gay. They quickly arrested me.
Why did the author go to the emergency room?
His editor told him he needed an appendix removed.
I have a daily routine where I take a crap every morning at 6 AM, but wake up at 7 AM. And it's not even a joke.
What does the man cheeseburger say to the girl cheeseburger?
“You got nice buns!”
I'm about to go to the orphanage to tell yo mama jokes.
How do bees get to school? On a school buzz.
A skeleton walks into the hospital and said: "Doctor, Doctor, I broke my leg!" The doctor said: "I see..."
How did the shark do on his math test?
Jawesome!
Chode.
What do you say when you wake up to the police trying to arrest you?
“C'mon, did ya really think I’d resist arrest?”
What’s red and goes 100 miles per hour?
Babies in a blender.
Why were the 1800s so crazy?
Because of Hairriet Tubman.
I only made so it's the 69th in the hair category.
I heard every single machine in the coin factory just broke down all of a sudden.
It just doesn’t make any cents!
A dung beetle walks into a bar and says to another beetle, "Is this stool taken?"
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?
An irrel-elephant ;)