What is the favorite game of an emo?
Hangman.
Joke Jokes
I threw a lamp at an emo kid and told him to lighten the f*ck up.
789.
Not a joke, but this needs saying. Please can someone do something about all the pedo posts on here. It’s honestly just nasty.
Guys, stop making funny jokes of orphans. What, their parents are gonna get mad? Oh wait, continue.
Me: Knock knock.
My Grandma: Who’s there?
Me: Interrupting cow.
My Grandma: Interrupting c-
[Dies from heart attack]
What do you call a group of emos?
The Suicide Squad.
I see a worm. Oh, no, it's just your hairline!
You know, 9/11 jokes aren't funny, they're just PLANE wrong!
Don't worry, the forehead jokes were recommended just like your hairline.
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.
What do you call it when a man gets high in Panera Bread?
Panera sped.
Why can't orphans be gay?
'Cause they can't call anyone "Daddy."
What comes after 69?
Mouthwash.
You shouldn't joke about 9/11. My grampa died on 9/11. He was the best pilot in all of Saudi Arabia.
Man, I love telling jokes about orphans. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
What did the fish say when he swam into a wall?
Nothing, because fish can't talk.
What was the African kid with water called...? The lucky one. 😭😭
A leaf and an emo fell off a cliff, who landed first? The leaf, because the rope stopped the emo.
I punched my mom for no freaking reason.
