Joke jokes
What did the south tower say to the baby north tower?
"Here comes the airplane!"
There was this emo kid giving a high five to a tree... but the tree left them hanging :)
What is the difference between the Twin Towers and Elton John?
Elton John is still standing.
What do you call a basketball player with erectile dysfunction?
Tragic Johnson.
Why are Palestinian boys so eager to grow a beard?
So they can use their mum's ID to get in the club.
What is common with dark humor and unvaccinated kids?
Neither do ever grow old.
What does Cangaball do after eating its vegetables?
Go on eBay to see how much he can sell the wheelchair for.
What do you call a U.S. border hopper?
A Mexican jumping bean.
Roses are red, violets are blue.
These jokes are old, come up with something new!
I told one of my friends, "You're the reason why gene pools have lifeguards."
I wasn't going to tell another emo joke, but I didn't want to leave anyone hanging.
What did the cops say when someone called him racist?
"How can I be racist? My wife's eye is black."
What do you call a kid laying down in the classroom? Kill confirmed.
What do you call three kids laying down in the classroom? Kill streak.
Have you been to that paraplegic strip club? It's crawling with pussy!
What do you call a cab for black men?
A cop car.
Joke: I went to a paraplegic strip club the other day, the place was crawling with pussy.
Sans: "Like, I'm so *flabbergasted*."
Gaster: "👌☼⚐ ✌☼☜ ✡⚐🕆 💧☜☼✋⚐🕆💧 ☼✋☝☟❄ ☠⚐🕈✍"
What do you call a premature Chinese baby birth? Wong Tai-Ming.
Boy goes to Confession.
Boy: "What are you doing, Father?"
Priest: "It's called masturbation, and soon you will be doing it."
Boy: "Why do you say that, Father?"
Priest: "'Cause my hand is getting tired!"
-not my joke
I have a joke about chemistry, but I don't think it will get a reaction.