Joke jokes
Why can't orphans be criminals?
Because they're never wanted.
Boy: The F in orphan stands for family.
Orphan: But there’s no F in orphan.
Boy: Exactly!
What’s the difference between the Twin Towers and McDonald's?
McDonald's has a drive through. Twin Towers has a fly through.
Oh, you just got owned, like my ancestors.
I got suspended for telling the emo kid to hang in there.
Are you a border? 'Cause I can't get over you.
What did the south tower say to the baby north tower?
"Here comes the airplane!"
There was this emo kid giving a high five to a tree... but the tree left them hanging :)
9/11 jokes are that deadly not even the towers could hold themselves up.
I am not making a noose; I am making an unsubscribe button for life.
Don't tell me I haven't got balls. I just happen to wear mine on my chest, and I can guarantee they're a lot bigger than yours!
What's the difference between a hooker and a burrito?
I don't eat burritos.
What is the difference between an orphan and a mailman?
The mailman goes home at the end of the day.
Man, I love telling jokes about orphans. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Me: Knock knock.
My Grandma: Who’s there?
Me: Interrupting cow.
My Grandma: Interrupting c-
[Dies from heart attack]
What did the fish say when he swam into a wall?
Nothing, because fish can't talk.
What comes after 69?
Mouthwash.
What is the favorite game of an emo?
Hangman.
I threw a lamp at an emo kid and told him to lighten the f*ck up.
What do you call an emo with curly hair?
Sam Reid.