Joke jokes
I asked my class what comes before 47. Everyone said 46, except for the quiet kid who said, "AK."
Why do orphans like to be robbers in cops and robbers?
So they will be wanted.
A priest walks into a bar, immediately orders the kids' menu.
What do you call a fish without eyes?
A fsh.
Me to an orphan: If you had a penny for everyone who loved you, I don't think you'd have any.
The orphan: But why?
Me: Because if someone loved you, they wouldn't have thrown you out.
I could be red, I could be orange, I could be yellow, I could be green, I could be blue, I could be purple, but I would be dead.
Devil: Hey angel.
Angel: Hi devil, why are you nice?
Devil: What do angels add to their food to make it a little more spicy?
Angel: What?
Devil: Angelpinos!
I was wondering why the tennis ball was getting bigger 🤔
Then it hit me 🤧😂
Joe mama's so hairy when she went to the movie theater, the people thought she was Chewbacca!
What do the people in heaven that died on the Titanic call the Titanic? The Dietanic.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
An apple gets picked.
What's the difference between a dad and an Emo?
They both don't last a while.
What’s Helen Keller’s favorite game as a kid?
I spy.
Why can an orphan never get picked up?
Because the white van did not come that day. HAHA BIG LOL
How do emo bands prepare for their shows?
They self-harmonize.
Why can't orphans be criminals?
Because they're never wanted.
Boy: The F in orphan stands for family.
Orphan: But there’s no F in orphan.
Boy: Exactly!
Me, haha, I'm the joke.
What’s the difference between the Twin Towers and McDonald's?
McDonald's has a drive through. Twin Towers has a fly through.
What’s the difference between a leaf and an emo kid falling out of a tree? The leaf reaches the ground.