Joke jokes
What did mommy spider say to baby spider?
You spend too much time on the web.
What did the mama moose say to the calf after it got on her nerves?
"I'm not a-moosed right now."
I think I'm a red zebra!! Cuz I'm stripped red, iykwim.
What do you call a premature Chinese baby birth? Wong Tai-Ming.
What can jump higher than a basketball player?
An emo kid, they never touch the ground.
Why are carpenters never horny after work?
Because they’ve already spent all day getting hammered and nailing things.
Sans: "Like, I'm so *flabbergasted*."
Gaster: "👌☼⚐ ✌☼☜ ✡⚐🕆 💧☜☼✋⚐🕆💧 ☼✋☝☟❄ ☠⚐🕈✍"
What did the blonde say when asked if her turn signal worked?
“Yes, no, yes, no, yes, no, yes, no.”
Joke: I went to a paraplegic strip club the other day, the place was crawling with pussy.
What's the hardest part of being a pedophile?
Fitting in.
You need a good place to think? You can sit on my lap, and we’ll see the first thing that pops up!
I told one of my friends, "You're the reason why gene pools have lifeguards."
This joke's about flowers, the blue one's a violet.
Your mom's the Twin Towers and I am the pilot!
What does Cangaball do after eating its vegetables?
Go on eBay to see how much he can sell the wheelchair for.
I’d make a joke about prostitutes and women sleeping with multiple men, but it would just be whore-ible.
What do you call a kid laying down in the classroom? Kill confirmed.
What do you call three kids laying down in the classroom? Kill streak.
Have you been to that paraplegic strip club? It's crawling with pussy!
What do you call a basketball player with erectile dysfunction?
Tragic Johnson.
Friend: Name one gay person off the top of your head.
Me: Me.
Roses are red, violets are blue.
These jokes are old, come up with something new!