Joke jokes
Haha, the joke is me.
Don't tell me I haven't got balls. I just happen to wear mine on my chest, and I can guarantee they're a lot bigger than yours!
What did the police say on the TV during 9/11?
"Call 911!"
I am not making a noose; I am making an unsubscribe button for life.
What's the difference between a hooker and a burrito?
I don't eat burritos.
If I had a dollar for every time you said something smart, I'd be broke.
What is the orphan's version of a family portrait?
A selfie.
What do parents and dark humor have in common? Some get it, and some don't.
How do you make an orphan's hand bleed?
Tell him to clap until his parents come back.
Why did the emo person cross the road?
TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE Haha.
My Grandpa was supposed to be in 9/11, but airport security got him.
Did you hear the joke about the baby with cancer? It never gets old.
What is the difference between an orphan and a mailman?
The mailman goes home at the end of the day.
Three gay men enter a bar in Iran. They don't come out.
I wish my hair was emo so it would cut itself.
What is the difference between an orphan and a robber?
One is wanted.
I would tell you a time travel joke, but you did not like it.
Why was Stephen Hawking always like this 🫠?
Because he didn’t have emojis on his computer.
What is the difference between an adopted kid and an orphan?
If you're adopted, you're actually wanted.
What did the doctor say to the Chinese man?
"Some ting wong."