What's the hardest part of being a pedophile?
Fitting in.
Joke Jokes
You need a good place to think? You can sit on my lap, and we’ll see the first thing that pops up!
I told one of my friends, "You're the reason why gene pools have lifeguards."
This joke's about flowers, the blue one's a violet.
Your mom's the Twin Towers and I am the pilot!
What does Cangaball do after eating its vegetables?
Go on eBay to see how much he can sell the wheelchair for.
I’d make a joke about prostitutes and women sleeping with multiple men, but it would just be whore-ible.
What do you call a kid laying down in the classroom? Kill confirmed.
What do you call three kids laying down in the classroom? Kill streak.
Have you been to that paraplegic strip club? It's crawling with pussy!
What do you call a basketball player with erectile dysfunction?
Tragic Johnson.
Friend: Name one gay person off the top of your head.
Me: Me.
Roses are red, violets are blue.
These jokes are old, come up with something new!
Why was 10 scared?
Because it was in the middle of 9 and 11.
Did you know that the letter "f" in "orphan" stands for family?
What's the difference between Jesus and a picture? You need only one nail to hang a picture, unfortunately.
Did you know every market in Africa is a black market?
Why did the cheese blush? Because it saw the salad dressing.
What language do Asian Karen’s speak?
Demandarin.
I was going to make a depressing joke, but my parents already did.
What did one orphan say to another orphan?
"Get in the Batmobile, Robin!"
Why can't you make jokes about catholic priests?
Because they blow up in your face.
