Joke jokes
Why was Stephen Hawking always like this 🫠?
Because he didn’t have emojis on his computer.
*at school*
Nobody: Do you want nuts?
Me: Wait, you have some?
Nobody: Yeah, they're my own.
Me: :0
What do you call a stoned Mexican?
Baked bean.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground meat.
Your friend lost his left arm, and after getting out of the hospital, you ask him if he’s OK. He says, "Yeah, I’m all RIGHT."
When a person yells, just laugh and remember that they can’t hurt what’s already dead.
Why do women rub their eyes when they wake up?
'Cause they don't got balls to scratch.
What do a stool and an emo have in common?
They both sit still.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
Because there was a dad on the other side.
What is it called when someone is a wheel chair and in a fire?
Answer: Hot wheels...
What's the difference between an orphan's parents and a boomerang? The boomerang comes back.
If you have a teacher who is a Karen, comment what the worst thing that they did to you or your entire class. I know this isn’t a joke, but why not?
What do you call a cat that walks slowly?
CATerpillar
How many orphans can you fit in a bag of chips?
One, if the bag is family size.
I broke my arm yesterday. My bro said it is Arm-ageddon, and I still don’t know why.
Why can’t an orphan make a joke?
Dad jokes.
The boyfriend says to the explosive dude: "You're the bomb!" The explosive dude says: "Wow, that was Whitty."
My girlfriend called me a pedophile. That's a big word for a six-year-old.
Yo mama is so strict that Thanos couldn't collect the Infinity Stones until he had done his homework.
Go to an orphanage and tell a kid his parents came back.