How is sex like air?
It’s not a big deal unless you aren’t getting any.
Joke Jokes
Why was the entire population emo in the 1920s?
Because it was the Great Depression.
What is the difference between an orphan and a robber?
One is wanted.
Your mom #69.
Don't tell me I haven't got balls. I just happen to wear mine on my chest, and I can guarantee they're a lot bigger than yours!
Why is six scared of seven? Because 7 8 9.
Then why was 10 scared? Because he was between 9/11.
What do you call an emo with curly hair?
Sam Reid.
I like abusing orphans, what are they gonna do, tell their parents?
I am not making a noose; I am making an unsubscribe button for life.
Why does Joe only have 264 days in his calendar?
Because he can't celebrate Father's Day.
If I had a dollar for every time you said something smart, I'd be broke.
What is the difference between an orphan and a mailman?
The mailman goes home at the end of the day.
What do parents and dark humor have in common? Some get it, and some don't.
What is the orphan's version of a family portrait?
A selfie.
How do you make an orphan's hand bleed?
Tell him to clap until his parents come back.
What do a penis and a Rubik's Cube have in common? The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
Why did the emo person cross the road?
TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE Haha.
Yo, hairline goes farther back than the Big Bang theory!
Haha, the joke is me.
What did the police say on the TV during 9/11?
"Call 911!"
