Joke jokes

You know, 9/11 jokes aren't funny, they're just PLANE wrong!

Don't worry, the forehead jokes were recommended just like your hairline.

Why do orphans eat cereal with water?

Because their dad never came back with the milk.

What do you call it when a man gets high in Panera Bread?

Panera sped.

Why can't orphans be gay?

'Cause they can't call anyone "Daddy."

What comes after 69?

Mouthwash.

You shouldn't joke about 9/11. My grampa died on 9/11. He was the best pilot in all of Saudi Arabia.

Man, I love telling jokes about orphans. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall?

Nothing, because fish can't talk.

What was the African kid with water called...? The lucky one. 😭😭

A leaf and an emo fell off a cliff, who landed first? The leaf, because the rope stopped the emo.

I punched my mom for no freaking reason.

How is sex like air?

It’s not a big deal unless you aren’t getting any.

Why was the entire population emo in the 1920s?

Because it was the Great Depression.

What is the difference between an orphan and a robber?

One is wanted.

Don't tell me I haven't got balls. I just happen to wear mine on my chest, and I can guarantee they're a lot bigger than yours!

Why is six scared of seven? Because 7 8 9.

Then why was 10 scared? Because he was between 9/11.

What do you call an emo with curly hair?

Sam Reid.

I like abusing orphans, what are they gonna do, tell their parents?

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