Joke jokes
What's the difference between Jesus and a picture? You need only one nail to hang a picture, unfortunately.
Chuck Norris once went to hell.
After that, the Devil only falls asleep after he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
Why did the cheese fail the test? It couldn't make the grade, curd.
What do you call a pile of cats? A meowtain.
What do you call a pile of cheese? A cheese grater.
What's an Indian's favorite store?
Red Dot.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan? One of them gets picked.
Q: Why did Bill Cosby get away with it?
A: Because the women were all Cosby-ing for it!
Q: How do you make an emo kid happy?
A: Give them a Happy Meal.
If you drop an apple and an emo girl, who falls first?
The apple, because the emo girl hung herself.
When I saw a kid fall with no legs, I said, "Just walk it off!"
I was going to make a depressing joke, but my parents already did.
What's the last thing Asians hear from their parents?
"My money is my money. Your money is my money. Your wife's money is my money. Always remember that, son."
The "F" in "orphan" stands for family, but there is no "F" in "orphan."
I got suspended for telling the emo kid to hang in there.
There was this emo kid giving a high five to a tree... but the tree left them hanging :)
What's an orphan's favorite meme?
Homer going into a bush.
Might take a while to notice and this one is bad.
Why do the orphans eat their cereal with water?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.
What did one orphan say to another orphan?
"Get in the Batmobile, Robin!"
Are your forehead and hairline old friends because they go way back?
My mom told me a joke about boxing.
I guess I missed the punch line.