Joke jokes
Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom? Because she left the phone off the hook!
Every time you feel lucky to have your mother in your life, what should you tell her?
I really hit the mother lode with you!
What do you call a pile of cats? A meowtain.
What do you call a pile of cheese? A cheese grater.
Guys, we should stop telling orphan jokes. Their parents will get mad. Oh...
What is red, pink, and goes round and round?
A baby in a blender.
What is green, brown, and goes round and round?
The same baby 3 weeks later.
Why can't you make jokes about catholic priests?
Because they blow up in your face.
My mom told me a joke about boxing.
I guess I missed the punch line.
What did mommy spider say to baby spider?
You spend too much time on the web.
What did the mama moose say to the calf after it got on her nerves?
"I'm not a-moosed right now."
What's Momma bear's favorite baseball team? The Cubs.
Why didn't the skeleton go to the party?
Because he had "no-body" to go with.
I think I'm a red zebra!! Cuz I'm stripped red, iykwim.
What is Juan the junkmail dispenser's nickname? Spic and spam.
What's the difference between Jesus and a picture? You need only one nail to hang a picture, unfortunately.
Did you know every market in Africa is a black market?
What can jump higher than a basketball player?
An emo kid, they never touch the ground.
Kid #1: You're adopted.
Kid #2: At least they wanted me.
Kid #1: Did your real parents want you?
American people: We will throw your teabags in the ocean!
British: At least our towers didn’t fall. 😎
Why did the cheese fail the test? It couldn't make the grade, curd.
Why did the cheese blush? Because it saw the salad dressing.