Joke jokes
Why did the cheese blush? Because it saw the salad dressing.
Guys, we should stop telling orphan jokes. Their parents will get mad. Oh...
Q: How do you make an emo kid happy?
A: Give them a Happy Meal.
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?
Special forces.
What's an Indian's favorite drug?
Beans.
You have a problem with jokes about dementia? That's funny, I don't remember asking.
I got suspended for telling the emo kid to hang in there.
Who are the fastest readers?
9/11 victims, they did 98 stories in 10 seconds.
What is the difference between an orphan and a blanket?
One is actually used.
Did you know that the letter "f" in "orphan" stands for family?
Why do the orphans eat their cereal with water?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.
What did one orphan say to another orphan?
"Get in the Batmobile, Robin!"
Did you hear about the orphan who ran away from home?
Wait a minute! What am I talking about?
Are you a border? 'Cause I can't get over you.
What did the south tower say to the baby north tower?
"Here comes the airplane!"
9/11 jokes are that deadly not even the towers could hold themselves up.
You need a good place to think? You can sit on my lap, and we’ll see the first thing that pops up!
This joke's about flowers, the blue one's a violet.
Your mom's the Twin Towers and I am the pilot!
What do you call a basketball player with erectile dysfunction?
Tragic Johnson.
I’d make a joke about prostitutes and women sleeping with multiple men, but it would just be whore-ible.