Joke jokes

What's the difference between America and a flash drive?

One is USA, the other is USB. 😂😂😂

Why can't orphans be criminals?

Because they're never wanted.

Boy: The F in orphan stands for family.

Orphan: But there’s no F in orphan.

Boy: Exactly!

Me, haha, I'm the joke.

What hit the ground first in 9/11? The people.

What’s the difference between the Twin Towers and McDonald's?

McDonald's has a drive through. Twin Towers has a fly through.

You're so poor that when you walked into an elevator, you thought it was a mobile home.

Everyone tells me I need to stop making prostitute jokes.

I guess they're whore-ible.

Dark humor is like water; not everyone gets it.

What’s the difference between a leaf and an emo kid falling out of a tree? The leaf reaches the ground.

What makes genders and Twin Towers similar?

There used to be two of them, and now it's a sensitive subject.

What's a little white dot on a priest's dick? A baby tooth.

TV Darth Vader: "I'm your father!"

Orphans: "Yea."

You're so skinny, when you did your first jump on a pogo stick you would never come back.

How many lesbians does it take to change a light bulb? None, they can't change anything.

I am just kidding, you know gay jokes aren't funny, come on guys.

I wanted to tell a commie a joke about food, but he’d have to wait 10 years to get it.

What was the African kid with water called...? The lucky one. 😭😭

When I saw a kid fall with no legs, I said, "Just walk it off!"

What does Joe Biden say to young girls when he leaves the room?

"Smell ya later!"

Why does Joe Biden call women muffins?

'Cause muffins backwards is sniffum.