Joke jokes
What's the difference between a hooker and a burrito?
I don't eat burritos.
My Grandpa was supposed to be in 9/11, but airport security got him.
How do you make an orphan's hand bleed?
Tell him to clap until his parents come back.
Why did the emo person cross the road?
TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE Haha.
Why can't orphans be gay?
'Cause they can't call anyone "Daddy."
This anorexic girl wanted to fight me. I told her that I would roast her, but she didn't have any meat.
Your mom #69.
Don't say your life is a joke, because jokes got meaning.
Haha, the joke is me.
What did the fish say when he swam into a wall?
Nothing, because fish can't talk.
I see a worm. Oh, no, it's just your hairline!
Don't worry, the forehead jokes were recommended just like your hairline.
What do you call a group of emos?
The Suicide Squad.
What is the favorite game of an emo?
Hangman.
Why is six scared of seven? Because 7 8 9.
Then why was 10 scared? Because he was between 9/11.
What do you call an emo with curly hair?
Sam Reid.
Did you hear the joke about the baby with cancer? It never gets old.
What is the orphan's version of a family portrait?
A selfie.
What is the difference between an orphan and a mailman?
The mailman goes home at the end of the day.
Three gay men enter a bar in Iran. They don't come out.