Joke jokes
An HDMI cable and an electrical outlet went on a date. It didn't go well, because they couldn't connect.
Why didn’t the turkey cross the road?
To prove that he was not chicken.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Robin.
Robin who?
Robin you, that is who.
What do you call a band made of cheese?
Grate That!
Q. You know what really bugs me?
A. Insect puns.
What does a stick say when it falls down? "Wood you help me up?"
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Dad!
Dad who?
*Silence*
Someone asked me what the worst mistake you could make while being at work was, and I replied, "Being a doctor and mixing up the oral and rectal thermometers."
What would you call a person who hides in a house for 24 hours and then kills them?
Morgz.
Teacher: What is the capital of Washington?
Dumb kid: The W???
I once read a book on antigravity, it was impossible to put down.
What did Yoda say to Luke during his wedding ceremony?
"May divorce be with you."
A puma was making another puma laugh. That puma that was laughing said, “Stop making me laugh! I’m gonna puma pants!”
Why can’t you tell a funny joke to a wheelchair kid? Because he just rolls with the joke.
The other day my computer crashed. Luckily, there were no injuries.
How do you get a million Pikachus in a bus?
You shove them on!
I'll stop with the horrible puns if you can say a good joke.
Why did all the numbers laugh at 22? Because it had "tu tu's."
There was a guy called Manners, one called Poo, and one called Shut Up.
One day, Manners was on his way to pick up Poo from school. A police officer stopped Shut Up and said:
Police: "What’s you name?"
Shut Up: "Shut Up."
Police: "Where's your manners?!"
Shut Up: "Picking up Poo."
The joke is u.