Joke jokes
What does a stick say when it falls down? "Wood you help me up?"
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Dad!
Dad who?
*Silence*
Why did the author go to the emergency room?
His editor told him he needed an appendix removed.
I heard every single machine in the coin factory just broke down all of a sudden.
It just doesn’t make any cents!
What do you call a band made of cheese?
Grate That!
What did Yoda say to Luke during his wedding ceremony?
"May divorce be with you."
Why did the cheese fail the test? It couldn't make the grade, curd.
What do you call a pile of cats? A meowtain.
What do you call a pile of cheese? A cheese grater.
Why did the cheese blush? Because it saw the salad dressing.
Guys, we should stop telling orphan jokes. Their parents will get mad. Oh...
Are your forehead and hairline old friends because they go way back?
What's an Indian's favorite store?
Red Dot.
There should be a "kick an orphan" day.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan? One of them gets picked.
What does the A stand for in "orphan, adopt" from the orphan company?
You're so fat,
when you stepped on the scale,
Buzz Lightyear came out and said,
"To infinity and beyond!"
Me: Hey Siri, did you know Candice died?
Siri: Yes, I was informed she died from sugondese.
Me: What is that?
Siri: Sugondese nuts.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not your parents :) so kawaii fr.
Q: Why did Bill Cosby get away with it?
A: Because the women were all Cosby-ing for it!
Q: How do you make an emo kid happy?
A: Give them a Happy Meal.