Joke jokes
What would you call a person who hides in a house for 24 hours and then kills them?
Morgz.
Teacher: What is the capital of Washington?
Dumb kid: The W???
What do you get when you cross a belt and a watch?
A waist of time.
I had a joke about pizza, it's just too cheesy.
A dung beetle walks into a bar and says to another beetle, "Is this stool taken?"
A puma was making another puma laugh. That puma that was laughing said, “Stop making me laugh! I’m gonna puma pants!”
What does a stick say when it falls down? "Wood you help me up?"
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Dad!
Dad who?
*Silence*
Why did the author go to the emergency room?
His editor told him he needed an appendix removed.
I heard every single machine in the coin factory just broke down all of a sudden.
It just doesn’t make any cents!
What do you call a band made of cheese?
Grate That!
What did Yoda say to Luke during his wedding ceremony?
"May divorce be with you."
Why did the cheese fail the test? It couldn't make the grade, curd.
What do you call a pile of cats? A meowtain.
What do you call a pile of cheese? A cheese grater.
Why did the cheese blush? Because it saw the salad dressing.
Guys, we should stop telling orphan jokes. Their parents will get mad. Oh...
Are your forehead and hairline old friends because they go way back?
What's an Indian's favorite store?
Red Dot.
There should be a "kick an orphan" day.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan? One of them gets picked.