What do you call a blind photographer? A waste of money.
Joke Jokes
Me to an orphan: If you had a penny for everyone who loved you, I don't think you'd have any.
The orphan: But why?
Me: Because if someone loved you, they wouldn't have thrown you out.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
An apple gets picked.
What's the difference between a dad and an Emo?
They both don't last a while.
What’s Helen Keller’s favorite game as a kid?
I spy.
What do Madeline McCann and a submarine have in common?
Both are at the bottom of the ocean full of seamen!
What do the people in heaven that died on the Titanic call the Titanic? The Dietanic.
For orphans, every bag of chips is family sized.
Son: Why is my sister’s name Paris?
Dad: Because we conceived her in Paris.
Son: Thanks, Dad.
Dad: No problem, Quarantine.
I asked my class what comes before 47. Everyone said 46, except for the quiet kid who said, "AK."
My friend died from Ligma!
Ligma balls.
I saw a kid sitting on the curb and I asked him, "Are you an orphan?"
He said, "Yeah, what gave me away?" "You're parents did."
Why does everyone respect midgets and dwarves?
They never look down on anyone.
"Knock, knock."
"Who's there?"
"Who."
"Who who?"
"Why are you who-ing like an owl?"
Why do orphans like to be robbers in cops and robbers?
So they will be wanted.
"Do you know the difference between wallpaper and toilet paper?" Replies, "No." "Gross!"
What does a cannibal ask for when leaving a restaurant?
"Can I have a bodybag?"
What’s an emo kid's favorite wood working tool? A chop saw!
Your friend lost his left arm, and after getting out of the hospital, you ask him if he’s OK. He says, "Yeah, I’m all RIGHT."
Why do women rub their eyes when they wake up?
'Cause they don't got balls to scratch.
