Joke jokes
Women be like, "Equal rights, equal pay," then decide that they don't want to do labor intensive jobs.
What do you call California during a forest fire?
Completely normal.
Joe mama's so hairy when she went to the movie theater, the people thought she was Chewbacca!
What's long and black?
The line to KFC.
A priest walks into a bar, immediately orders the kids' menu.
I could be red, I could be orange, I could be yellow, I could be green, I could be blue, I could be purple, but I would be dead.
What do you call a fish without eyes?
A fsh.
Devil: Hey angel.
Angel: Hi devil, why are you nice?
Devil: What do angels add to their food to make it a little more spicy?
Angel: What?
Devil: Angelpinos!
Why can an orphan never get picked up?
Because the white van did not come that day. HAHA BIG LOL
How do emo bands prepare for their shows?
They self-harmonize.
Cheese, gimme cheese!
(inspired by a friend)
What does a bad friend give a blind kid for his birthday?
Give him a gun and tell him it's a hairdryer.
What types of erections do skeletons have? Boners.
What do you call a blind photographer? A waste of money.
Me to an orphan: If you had a penny for everyone who loved you, I don't think you'd have any.
The orphan: But why?
Me: Because if someone loved you, they wouldn't have thrown you out.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
An apple gets picked.
What's the difference between a dad and an Emo?
They both don't last a while.
What’s Helen Keller’s favorite game as a kid?
I spy.
What do Madeline McCann and a submarine have in common?
Both are at the bottom of the ocean full of seamen!
What do the people in heaven that died on the Titanic call the Titanic? The Dietanic.