Joke jokes
Why didn't the kid cancer patients like his joke?
He said, "You'll understand when you get older!"
How do you spell racecar backwards?
racecar
How do you spell racecar sideways?
Paul Walker's death.
Why were the Twin Towers knocked over? Chuck Norris was leaning on one of them.
Why are Palestinian boys so eager to grow a beard?
So they can use their mum's ID to get in the club.
I'm reading a book on anti-gravity, it's impossible to PUT DOWN!
Sans: "Like, I'm so *flabbergasted*."
Gaster: "👌☼⚐ ✌☼☜ ✡⚐🕆 💧☜☼✋⚐🕆💧 ☼✋☝☟❄ ☠⚐🕈✍"
What can jump higher than a basketball player?
An emo kid, they never touch the ground.
Kid #1: You're adopted.
Kid #2: At least they wanted me.
Kid #1: Did your real parents want you?
A blonde accidentally kills a cop and calls the police.
She exclaims, “Hello, is this 911?”
The other person, “Yes, what is your emergency?”
The blonde answered, “I called to inform you that you’re 910 now.”
What did the blonde say when asked if her turn signal worked?
“Yes, no, yes, no, yes, no, yes, no.”
Who is Bill Cosby’s favorite Disney princess?
Sleeping Beauty.
Why are carpenters never horny after work?
Because they’ve already spent all day getting hammered and nailing things.
How do you find a black person in the dark without a flashlight?
Tell them a joke to make them smile.
I told one of my friends, "You're the reason why gene pools have lifeguards."
I have a joke about suicide, but I’ll just let it hang.
Why did the cheese fail the test? It couldn't make the grade, curd.
What do you call a pile of cats? A meowtain.
What do you call a pile of cheese? A cheese grater.
Are your forehead and hairline old friends because they go way back?
Joke: I went to a paraplegic strip club the other day, the place was crawling with pussy.
I was going to make a depressing joke, but my parents already did.