Joke jokes
How do you find a black person in the dark without a flashlight?
Tell them a joke to make them smile.
A blonde accidentally kills a cop and calls the police.
She exclaims, “Hello, is this 911?”
The other person, “Yes, what is your emergency?”
The blonde answered, “I called to inform you that you’re 910 now.”
What did the blonde say when asked if her turn signal worked?
“Yes, no, yes, no, yes, no, yes, no.”
Who is Bill Cosby’s favorite Disney princess?
Sleeping Beauty.
Why are carpenters never horny after work?
Because they’ve already spent all day getting hammered and nailing things.
I’d make a joke about prostitutes and women sleeping with multiple men, but it would just be whore-ible.
This joke's about flowers, the blue one's a violet.
Your mom's the Twin Towers and I am the pilot!
I'm reading a book on anti-gravity, it's impossible to PUT DOWN!
You need a good place to think? You can sit on my lap, and we’ll see the first thing that pops up!
Friend: Name one gay person off the top of your head.
Me: Me.
What's the hardest part of being a pedophile?
Fitting in.
What do you call a woman covered in mud? A dirty dishwasher.
I have a joke about suicide, but I’ll just let it hang.
What hit the ground first in 9/11? The people.
You're so poor that when you walked into an elevator, you thought it was a mobile home.
You're so fat,
when you stepped on the scale,
Buzz Lightyear came out and said,
"To infinity and beyond!"
There should be a "kick an orphan" day.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan? One of them gets picked.
What does the A stand for in "orphan, adopt" from the orphan company?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not your parents :) so kawaii fr.