Joke jokes
My girlfriend called me a pedophile. That's a big word for a six-year-old.
What’s a lung’s favorite type of exercise?
Breathing exercises.
I told this to my English teacher, and he said it to the class, and no one laughed. Someone help!
What do you call an orphan that takes a selfie?
A family portrait.
A redhead tells her blonde stepsister, "I slept with a Puerto Rican!"
Then the blonde replies, "OMG, you dirty little slut! How many is a Puerto Rican?"
What do you call a cat that walks slowly?
CATerpillar
I asked an orphan where his mom was. He started crying, so I said it again.
And well, that was my last day at the orphanage.
Stephen Hawking walks into a bar, just kidding.
What do you say after making fun of a disabled person?
"Sorry, I didn't mean to step on your toes."
Why are they called "breaking news" in the entire world?
Because they are breaking the whole entire news.
What do you call it when two Mexicans fight?
Juan on Juan.
What makes a joke a dad joke? When it leaves and doesn't come back.
Why can’t an orphan make a joke?
Dad jokes.
What do you call a one-legged Asian?
Tie Won Shoo.
There was a guy called Manners, one called Poo, and one called Shut Up.
One day, Manners was on his way to pick up Poo from school. A police officer stopped Shut Up and said:
Police: "What’s you name?"
Shut Up: "Shut Up."
Police: "Where's your manners?!"
Shut Up: "Picking up Poo."
The joke is u.
The son margarine shows his father his test that he failed.
Father: Son, you can do butter!
This anorexic girl wanted to fight me. I told her that I would roast her, but she didn't have any meat.
Hello people. I've seen your jokes are as immature as hell. Keep going with those jokes, people. We might earn the funniest jokes on this website.
I like abusing orphans, what are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Your mom #69.