Why was the cow afraid?
Because he's a coward!
Joke Jokes
I'm about to go to the orphanage to tell yo mama jokes.
Kid #1: You're adopted.
Kid #2: At least they wanted me.
Kid #1: Did your real parents want you?
A blonde accidentally kills a cop and calls the police.
She exclaims, “Hello, is this 911?”
The other person, “Yes, what is your emergency?”
The blonde answered, “I called to inform you that you’re 910 now.”
What do KFC and a brothel have in common?
They’re both full of greasy chicks.
Who is Bill Cosby’s favorite Disney princess?
Sleeping Beauty.
What is common with dark humor and unvaccinated kids?
Neither do ever grow old.
I'm reading a book on anti-gravity, it's impossible to PUT DOWN!
What is red, pink, and goes round and round?
A baby in a blender.
What is green, brown, and goes round and round?
The same baby 3 weeks later.
My mom told me a joke about boxing.
I guess I missed the punch line.
Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom? Because she left the phone off the hook!
What did mommy spider say to baby spider?
You spend too much time on the web.
What did the mama moose say to the calf after it got on her nerves?
"I'm not a-moosed right now."
I think I'm a red zebra!! Cuz I'm stripped red, iykwim.
What do you call a premature Chinese baby birth? Wong Tai-Ming.
What can jump higher than a basketball player?
An emo kid, they never touch the ground.
Why are carpenters never horny after work?
Because they’ve already spent all day getting hammered and nailing things.
Sans: "Like, I'm so *flabbergasted*."
Gaster: "👌☼⚐ ✌☼☜ ✡⚐🕆 💧☜☼✋⚐🕆💧 ☼✋☝☟❄ ☠⚐🕈✍"
What did the blonde say when asked if her turn signal worked?
“Yes, no, yes, no, yes, no, yes, no.”
Joke: I went to a paraplegic strip club the other day, the place was crawling with pussy.
