Joke jokes
Women be like, "Equal rights, equal pay," then decide that they don't want to do labor intensive jobs.
What do you call California during a forest fire?
Completely normal.
Why can an orphan never get picked up?
Because the white van did not come that day. HAHA BIG LOL
How do emo bands prepare for their shows?
They self-harmonize.
What do the people in heaven that died on the Titanic call the Titanic? The Dietanic.
For orphans, every bag of chips is family sized.
I asked my class what comes before 47. Everyone said 46, except for the quiet kid who said, "AK."
Son: Why is my sister’s name Paris?
Dad: Because we conceived her in Paris.
Son: Thanks, Dad.
Dad: No problem, Quarantine.
Me to an orphan: If you had a penny for everyone who loved you, I don't think you'd have any.
The orphan: But why?
Me: Because if someone loved you, they wouldn't have thrown you out.
Devil: Hey angel.
Angel: Hi devil, why are you nice?
Devil: What do angels add to their food to make it a little more spicy?
Angel: What?
Devil: Angelpinos!
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
An apple gets picked.
What's the difference between a dad and an Emo?
They both don't last a while.
What’s Helen Keller’s favorite game as a kid?
I spy.
I broke my arm yesterday. My bro said it is Arm-ageddon, and I still don’t know why.
Why can’t an orphan make a joke?
Dad jokes.
What do you call a one-legged Asian?
Tie Won Shoo.
The boyfriend says to the explosive dude: "You're the bomb!" The explosive dude says: "Wow, that was Whitty."
A priest walks into a bar, immediately orders the kids' menu.
What do you call a fish without eyes?
A fsh.
I could be red, I could be orange, I could be yellow, I could be green, I could be blue, I could be purple, but I would be dead.