Joke jokes
Where did Sally go during the bombings? Everywhere!
Why didn’t the parents bother looking for her? Because she was in the front and back yard in small chunks! 😂
Why did Harry fall out of the boat?
Because he's hooked!
What does a news anchor cow say for the weekly broadcast?
"Here's the beef of the week!"
I robbed a person in a wheelchair. He cried and said: "You can run, but you can't hide." I ran, and I never saw him again.
Are you a building?
Cuz I rate you 9/11.
I wish my hair was emo so it would cut itself.
How do you get a fat kid to lose weight?
You pay the ice cream man to keep driving.
What is the difference between an adopted kid and an orphan?
If you're adopted, you're actually wanted.
The time is 9:11, time to put your phones on airplane mode.
If I had a dollar for every time you said something smart, I'd be broke.
What’s the best form of contraception?
Being a soccer fan.
What do cannibals call a person that is running?
Fast food.
What did one chair say to the other?
"I'm so bummed out!"
What did the doctor say to the Chinese man?
"Some ting wong."
What is the difference between an orphan and a robber?
One is wanted.
I would tell you a time travel joke, but you did not like it.
This anorexic girl wanted to fight me. I told her that I would roast her, but she didn't have any meat.
I like abusing orphans, what are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Your mom #69.
Don't tell me I haven't got balls. I just happen to wear mine on my chest, and I can guarantee they're a lot bigger than yours!