Joke jokes
I asked my class what comes before 47. Everyone said 46, except for the quiet kid who said, "AK."
Son: Why is my sister’s name Paris?
Dad: Because we conceived her in Paris.
Son: Thanks, Dad.
Dad: No problem, Quarantine.
Me to an orphan: If you had a penny for everyone who loved you, I don't think you'd have any.
The orphan: But why?
Me: Because if someone loved you, they wouldn't have thrown you out.
Devil: Hey angel.
Angel: Hi devil, why are you nice?
Devil: What do angels add to their food to make it a little more spicy?
Angel: What?
Devil: Angelpinos!
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
An apple gets picked.
What's the difference between a dad and an Emo?
They both don't last a while.
What’s Helen Keller’s favorite game as a kid?
I spy.
I broke my arm yesterday. My bro said it is Arm-ageddon, and I still don’t know why.
Why can’t an orphan make a joke?
Dad jokes.
What do you call a one-legged Asian?
Tie Won Shoo.
The boyfriend says to the explosive dude: "You're the bomb!" The explosive dude says: "Wow, that was Whitty."
A priest walks into a bar, immediately orders the kids' menu.
What do you call a fish without eyes?
A fsh.
I could be red, I could be orange, I could be yellow, I could be green, I could be blue, I could be purple, but I would be dead.
How do you know someone is going to die?
He can't stop coughing. (coffin)
What’s an emo kid's favorite wood working tool? A chop saw!
What do you call a blind photographer? A waste of money.
What do you call a dwarf skating on ice?
A midget spinner.
Why do orphans like to be robbers in cops and robbers?
So they will be wanted.
My friend said to me that I am gay. My response? I’m as straight as that pole that your mum danced on last night.