Joke jokes
Q. What did one Iron atom say to the other Iron atom?
A. "We're in the Matrix."
Have you ever walked in to Stephen Hawking's house?
No, neither has he.
Which one fell first?
The depressed kid or the feather? Look at 1st comment to see answer.
What do you call Miles Morales Spider-Man from Europe?
Kilometers Morales.
What is big, round, and gassy? Uranus.
It must have been a sad day when you slithered out of the abortion bucket.
What did the shark say when he ate the clownfish?
"This tastes a little funny."
A pirate walks into a bar and has a ship's wheel in his pants.
The bartender asks, "What's with the wheel in your pants?"
The pirate replies, "Yarrr! It's drivin' me nuts!"
A 14 year old girl finds out she is pregnant. Her: "Crap! My mom is going to kill me!"
The fetus: "lol same here."
What is the difference between a priest and a zit?
The zit waits until you're twelve to come on your face.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
Tell 'em to clap until their parents come home.
Q: What happens to KID who NAPs near a stranger?
A: He gets KID-NAPPED (kidnapped).
What's the best thing about an orphan GF?
You don't have to meet her parents.
Jack and Jill went up a hill to smoke some mairawanah.
Jack got high and grabbed her thigh and said, "I know you wanna," but dumb-ass Jill forgot her pills, and now they have 12 kids.
What does a condom and a coffin have in common?
They both still have stiffs, but one is coming and one is going.
Orphan: *crying* You: Do you know where your parents are? Orphan: No. Your Friend: They don't have parents!!! You: 😂 I know.
I would roast you, but I'm not supposed to burn trash.
Dark jokes are just like water.
Not everybody gets it.
What do you call a dwarf in a drawer?
Gay.
Hey, y'all, I just wanna say thanks to Gwen on here. She writes jokes, and she got me through a lot xx.