Joke jokes
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
Tell 'em to clap until their parents come home.
What do you call Miles Morales Spider-Man from Europe?
Kilometers Morales.
What does a condom and a coffin have in common?
They both still have stiffs, but one is coming and one is going.
Orphan: *crying* You: Do you know where your parents are? Orphan: No. Your Friend: They don't have parents!!! You: 😂 I know.
Q: What happens to KID who NAPs near a stranger?
A: He gets KID-NAPPED (kidnapped).
Another Nazi joke.
Did Nazi that coming?
Did Jew?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Who.
Who who are you? Are you an owl or something?
We used to be the tallest buildings in New York...
Then we took an Arab to the knee.
What do you call a guy with a long chin?
Chino-Chinese
I feel sad because I went to an old man in a wheelchair while he was sitting next to a fire, and I screamed, "Hot Wheels!" 🤣
What do you call a female Michael Jackson? She she.
My joke is:
My life.
There was a math teacher on a plane that crashed. What was the last thing that went through their head?
A pentagon.
What is black, smells bad, and long? Line to social services.
My grandma unplugged the internet cable, so I unplugged her life support.
What did the terrorist do when his kidneys failed?
Dial-ISIS!
A 14 year old girl finds out she is pregnant. Her: "Crap! My mom is going to kill me!"
The fetus: "lol same here."
Why did my dad cross the road?
To get to the nearest building so he wouldn't die in the crippling smoke of the most terrifying and only terrorist attack on American soil.
What does one boob say to the other boob?
If we don’t get support, people will think we’re nuts.
..., I'm gay.
A. No
B. Maybe
C. Leave blank
D. Yes