Joke jokes
Which one fell first?
The depressed kid or the feather? Look at 1st comment to see answer.
What did the grandma say at the hospital when you pulled the tube?...................
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Bikini.
Bikini who?
Oh, that was just a bikini.
What is the difference between a priest and a zit?
The zit waits until you're twelve to come on your face.
What did the screw say to the screw? We sure screwed things up!
Why did the Mexican take Xanax?
For Hispanic attacks.
What is the difference between cum and milk? Nothing. They are both white and tasty.
Me at the Anti-Orphan Jokes convention. 💣🗡🔪🧨🔫
An orphan walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Buddy, you have to go home." The orphan replies, "Where is home?"
VOTING SEMIFINAL 1
LIKE: When the school shooter is about to leave your classroom and the autistic kid’s sketchers light up.
DISLIKE: When the school shooter is gonna clap the football team but his AK jams: “Take it easy guys, I was just joking!”.
Vote for the better joke.
What’s a similarity between a priest and McDonald’s?
They both shove their meat between 10 year old buns.
Why do orphans like to go to church?
It is the only place where they can call a father.
What is one plus one?
It's TOO hard!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because he wanted to get to the other side. LOL.
You: Knock knock. Other person: Who is there? You: Not your parents.
What do you call someone who is extra virgin?
Mrs. Frame.
Why did Stephen Hawking go to Hell?
He couldn't get up the stairway to Heaven.
What’s black and white and dead all over? My Chemical Romance.
Have you ever walked in to Stephen Hawking's house?
No, neither has he.
Why are a gun and a bag of chips alike?
You pull them out at school and everyone wants to be your friend.