Joke jokes
What's the best thing about an orphan GF?
You don't have to meet her parents.
Why did the orphan wait in line?
To see their parents next.
Jack and Jill went up a hill to smoke some mairawanah.
Jack got high and grabbed her thigh and said, "I know you wanna," but dumb-ass Jill forgot her pills, and now they have 12 kids.
What does a condom and a coffin have in common?
They both still have stiffs, but one is coming and one is going.
Orphan: *crying* You: Do you know where your parents are? Orphan: No. Your Friend: They don't have parents!!! You: 😂 I know.
What did the screw say to the screw? We sure screwed things up!
Why did the Mexican take Xanax?
For Hispanic attacks.
What is the difference between cum and milk? Nothing. They are both white and tasty.
What do you call a dwarf in a drawer?
Gay.
Have you ever heard of emo pizza?
It cuts itself!
Why do orphans like to go to church?
It is the only place where they can call a father.
What is one plus one?
It's TOO hard!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because he wanted to get to the other side. LOL.
What’s a similarity between a priest and McDonald’s?
They both shove their meat between 10 year old buns.
An orphan walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Buddy, you have to go home." The orphan replies, "Where is home?"
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LIKE: When the school shooter is about to leave your classroom and the autistic kid’s sketchers light up.
DISLIKE: When the school shooter is gonna clap the football team but his AK jams: “Take it easy guys, I was just joking!”.
Vote for the better joke.
Me at the Anti-Orphan Jokes convention. 💣🗡🔪🧨🔫
What's a word that starts with "m" and ends in "airage" and all men like it?
Miscarriage. The joke never gets old just like the baby.
Kid to daddy: "Why do they call it Uranus?"
Daddy to kid: "Cause, son, it's Uranus."
What do you call someone who is extra virgin?
Mrs. Frame.