Joke jokes
Hello, if you don't know me (which you probably don't), my name is watersharky, or WS, or Shark.
I am a normal, weird kid/preteen, and that's it. If you want more info on me, I will gladly share! Shark out.
What did the toilet say to the other toilet?
"You look flushed."
You: Knock knock. Other person: Who is there? You: Not your parents.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because he wanted to get to the other side. LOL.
What’s a similarity between a priest and McDonald’s?
They both shove their meat between 10 year old buns.
Me at the Anti-Orphan Jokes convention. 💣🗡🔪🧨🔫
An orphan walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Buddy, you have to go home." The orphan replies, "Where is home?"
This isn't a joke; I just want to spread awareness of anatidaephobia.
I didn't trip and fall... I attacked the floor, and I believe I am winning :3
I'm dead! 😂💀💀
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?
A Sax-O-Bone.
- What did the skeleton say to his friend?
- Actually... TIBIA honest, I don't know how to complete this joke...
Me and my receding hairline? Believe me, we go way back.
Biggest joke?
[Image of Zac Efron]
What hangs low?
Balls.
Why can't vampires tell jokes right? All their jokes just SUCK.
What was Beethoven's favorite insect?
The bee! :0
Knock knock.
"Cow goes."
No, silly, cows go moo!
What’s the difference between an epileptic corn shucker and a prostitute with diarrhea?
The epileptic corn shucker “shucks between fits”...
You really can't call Stalin bad. Just think about the people that wanted to die.