Joke jokes
What is the difference between cum and milk? Nothing. They are both white and tasty.
Why do orphans like to go to church?
It is the only place where they can call a father.
My wife left a note on the fridge. The note read, "It's not working." I don't know what she's talking about. I opened the fridge, and it worked fine!
Hello, if you don't know me (which you probably don't), my name is watersharky, or WS, or Shark.
I am a normal, weird kid/preteen, and that's it. If you want more info on me, I will gladly share! Shark out.
What did the toilet say to the other toilet?
"You look flushed."
What is one plus one?
It's TOO hard!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because he wanted to get to the other side. LOL.
You: Knock knock. Other person: Who is there? You: Not your parents.
What do you call someone who is extra virgin?
Mrs. Frame.
Why did Stephen Hawking go to Hell?
He couldn't get up the stairway to Heaven.
Why did the chicken kill himself?
To get to the other side.
What do you call a person who wants to be punched a lot?
A clout chaser.
Search up "clout meaning" if you don't get it.
You really can't call Stalin bad. Just think about the people that wanted to die.
I don’t like to tell school shooter jokes because they are usually aimed at a younger audience.
Why did the orphan call her boyfriend "daddy"?
Because she wanted that D.
What do starving kids call Venetian blinds?
Bunk beds.
What’s black and white and dead all over? My Chemical Romance.
I'm taking a guitar lesson at school. My band instructor told me he was going to hit me with my guitar. I asked him if that was a fret.
Math puns are the first SINE of madness! Mwahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
- What did the skeleton say to his friend?
- Actually... TIBIA honest, I don't know how to complete this joke...