What is a cow on two legs?
Yo mama!
Joke Jokes
Question: Why did the Mexican push his wife off a cliff?
Answer: Tequila
Fell Sans: Welp, you're BONED!
Fell Papyrus: DAMN YOU SANS!!!
What does a kid with cancer and dark humor have in common? They never get old.
What do you get when you put a baby in a box filled with glass and nails and push it down the stairs?
... A boner.
Dark humor jokes are like kids with cancer.
They never get old.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Ketchup.
Ketchup who?
Ketchup my slow tomatoes! 🍅😂
What did John Cena say to the blind man? "YOU CAN'T SEE ME!"
If someone calls you, just say:
"This is Peter's abortion clinic and pizza restaurant, where yesterday's loss is today's sauce!"
Did you hear about the guy who got his entire left side cut off? Well, he's dead.
Q: What were my son's last words before he died?
A: "Bye, Dad, I am going to school."
Where is the worst place to lock your keys in your car?
The anti-abortion clinic because you have to go back in and ask for a coat hanger.
Two pedophiles meet each other. Then one asks if he wanted to trade "2 of 5" for "1 of 10?"
Joke.
A priest, a pedo, and a rapist walk into a bar and that's just the first guy.
John saw a Gay in a wheelchair.
"I didn't know a man could be a fruit and a Vegetable!"
I'm gay.
This joke does not work in print, you have to speak it to someone.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Helen Keller.
Helen Keller who?
(Don't say anything).
Helen Keller who?
...you will get a laugh...ty.
What do gay horses eat?
Hay.
Q. What is the most endangered creature in India?
A. The baby girl.
