Joke jokes
Have you heard the latest pun about pizza?
Never mind. It’s too cheesy!
What hangs low?
Balls.
Person 1: Why did you put the baby feet first into the blender?
Person 2: To see his facial expression. Why else?
What do you call a room full of disabled people with epilepsy?
A seizure salad.
Guy: Michael Jackson wasn’t in ancient times!
Me: hee hee egypt.
What is blonde, has six legs, and roams Michael Jackson’s dreams every night?
Hanson.
What does a condom and a coffin have in common?
They both still have stiffs, but one is coming and one is going.
What do you call a female Michael Jackson? She she.
Why did the pervert cross the road?
'Cause he was stuck to the chicken.
We used to be the tallest buildings in New York...
Then we took an Arab to the knee.
How do you get a clown off your swing?
You shoot it.
You. You're a joke.
What is a cow on two legs?
Yo mama!
Question: Why did the Mexican push his wife off a cliff?
Answer: Tequila
Fell Sans: Welp, you're BONED!
Fell Papyrus: DAMN YOU SANS!!!
What does a kid with cancer and dark humor have in common? They never get old.
What do you get when you put a baby in a box filled with glass and nails and push it down the stairs?
... A boner.
Dark humor jokes are like kids with cancer.
They never get old.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Ketchup.
Ketchup who?
Ketchup my slow tomatoes! 🍅😂
What did John Cena say to the blind man? "YOU CAN'T SEE ME!"