Joke jokes
What is long and hard and full of seamen?
A submarine.
What did the sweet potato say to the potato when he was told to hurry?
I yam.
What do you call an orphan fish?
Self-ish.
Q. What did one Iron atom say to the other Iron atom?
A. "We're in the Matrix."
Knock knock?
Who's there?
Not Sally, she doesn’t have any arms.
Why did Sally fall off the swing? She doesn’t have any arms.
Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a bus.
Q: What’s a good thing about child molesters?
A: They drive slow through school zones.
Why can't vampires tell jokes right? All their jokes just SUCK.
What was Beethoven's favorite insect?
The bee! :0
What hangs low?
Balls.
What do you call a person who wants to be punched a lot?
A clout chaser.
Search up "clout meaning" if you don't get it.
Did you hear the one about the deaf person?
Me: No.
That's because they can't hear, so they don't talk.
My mom said she wanted to be a comedian when she grows up. So after she was an adult, she had kids. When they were old enough, she told them you could be whatever you want...
Knock knock.
"Cow goes."
No, silly, cows go moo!
You really can't call Stalin bad. Just think about the people that wanted to die.
I don’t like to tell school shooter jokes because they are usually aimed at a younger audience.
Why did the chicken kill himself?
To get to the other side.
Joker: Knock knock...
Batman: Who's there?
Joker: Not your parents!
Why did the orphan call her boyfriend "daddy"?
Because she wanted that D.
What do starving kids call Venetian blinds?
Bunk beds.
Biggest joke?
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