Joke jokes
Why can Asian people buy phones?
'Cause they might call the wrong number.
What’s a lesbian’s favorite Pokemon? Squirtle.
So I’m riding in the car with my dad and all of a sudden I smell something rank without warning.
My dad starts laughing at me.
Dad: “Son! That must have been an orphan fart! You know why?”
Me: “Why dad?”
Dad: “Because it ain’t got no pop!”
I don't know what to write here, just like...
What’s the difference between a robber and an orphan?
One is wanted.
Why did the pervert cross the road?
'Cause he was stuck to the chicken.
You really can't call Stalin bad. Just think about the people that wanted to die.
I don’t like to tell school shooter jokes because they are usually aimed at a younger audience.
Why did the orphan call her boyfriend "daddy"?
Because she wanted that D.
What did the grandma say at the hospital when you pulled the tube?...................
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Bikini.
Bikini who?
Oh, that was just a bikini.
It must have been a sad day when you slithered out of the abortion bucket.
Which one fell first?
The depressed kid or the feather? Look at 1st comment to see answer.
Me: What's the difference between me and my grandpa?
Friends: What?
Me: I've been alive for the past 14 years.
What is big, round, and gassy? Uranus.
Son: Dad, what's a morbid joke?
Father: Walk over to a homeless man and throw a rock at him, then you will know.
Son: But Dad, I don't have arms or legs.
Father: Now you know.
What do you call a person who wants to be punched a lot?
A clout chaser.
Search up "clout meaning" if you don't get it.
What is the difference between a priest and a zit?
The zit waits until you're twelve to come on your face.
Me: Why am I an orphan?
Friend: I don't know.
Me: Ask your mom.
Dark jokes are just like water.
Not everybody gets it.