Joke jokes
You: Knock knock. Other person: Who is there? You: Not your parents.
My mom said she wanted to be a comedian when she grows up. So after she was an adult, she had kids. When they were old enough, she told them you could be whatever you want...
Knock knock.
"Cow goes."
No, silly, cows go moo!
What is long and hard and full of seamen?
A submarine.
What’s the difference between an epileptic corn shucker and a prostitute with diarrhea?
The epileptic corn shucker “shucks between fits”...
Why did the orphan call her boyfriend "daddy"?
Because she wanted that D.
What do starving kids call Venetian blinds?
Bunk beds.
What do you call a person who wants to be punched a lot?
A clout chaser.
Search up "clout meaning" if you don't get it.
Why did Stephen Hawking go to Hell?
He couldn't get up the stairway to Heaven.
You really can't call Stalin bad. Just think about the people that wanted to die.
I don’t like to tell school shooter jokes because they are usually aimed at a younger audience.
Why did the chicken kill himself?
To get to the other side.
Joker: Knock knock...
Batman: Who's there?
Joker: Not your parents!
What’s black and white and dead all over? My Chemical Romance.
I didn't trip and fall... I attacked the floor, and I believe I am winning :3
I'm dead! 😂💀💀
This isn't a joke; I just want to spread awareness of anatidaephobia.
Did you hear about the guy who invented the first knock knock joke?
He won the No Bell Prize!
How do you make a tissue dance?
Put a lil' boogie in it ;)
Knock knock?
Who's there?
Not Sally, she doesn’t have any arms.
Why did Sally fall off the swing? She doesn’t have any arms.
Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a bus.