Joke jokes
A pirate walks into a bar and has a ship's wheel in his pants.
The bartender asks, "What's with the wheel in your pants?"
The pirate replies, "Yarrr! It's drivin' me nuts!"
I don’t like to tell school shooter jokes because they are usually aimed at a younger audience.
Joker: Knock knock...
Batman: Who's there?
Joker: Not your parents!
Did you hear the one about the deaf person?
Me: No.
That's because they can't hear, so they don't talk.
My mom said she wanted to be a comedian when she grows up. So after she was an adult, she had kids. When they were old enough, she told them you could be whatever you want...
What ended in 1999? 1998.
What do you call a skeleton snake?
A rattler!
Why do women always have sex with the lights off?
Because they never like to see a man having a good time.
Why did the football player go to the bank?
To get his quarter back.
What is the difference between a gay person and a refrigerator?
The refrigerator doesn’t start moaning and groaning when you try to put the meat in.
What do you call an autistic My Little Pony?
Twilight Special.
What do you call an alligator that reads maps? Navigator.
If a girl jumps off a cliff, some people call it suicide and some call it girl power, but I call it BULLSHIT.
Did you hear about the guy who invented the first knock knock joke?
He won the No Bell Prize!
I'm dead! 😂💀💀
How do you make a tissue dance?
Put a lil' boogie in it ;)
I didn't trip and fall... I attacked the floor, and I believe I am winning :3
This isn't a joke; I just want to spread awareness of anatidaephobia.
Two kids were sitting at a restaurant. One said, "Could I please have some water? I am feeling a little HORSE." The other said, "Animal Puns? TOUCAN play at that game."
Biggest joke?
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