Joke jokes
What's a word that starts with "m" and ends in "airage" and all men like it?
Miscarriage. The joke never gets old just like the baby.
Q: What happens to KID who NAPs near a stranger?
A: He gets KID-NAPPED (kidnapped).
I would roast you, but I'm not supposed to burn trash.
They say the surest way to a man’s heart is through the stomach. But, I find going through the ribcage a lot easier.
What does one boob say to the other boob?
If we don’t get support, people will think we’re nuts.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Who.
Who who are you? Are you an owl or something?
A 14 year old girl finds out she is pregnant. Her: "Crap! My mom is going to kill me!"
The fetus: "lol same here."
What do you call a guy with a long chin?
Chino-Chinese
We used to be the tallest buildings in New York...
Then we took an Arab to the knee.
I don't know what to write here, just like...
What’s the difference between a robber and an orphan?
One is wanted.
Why did the pervert cross the road?
'Cause he was stuck to the chicken.
Why can Asian people buy phones?
'Cause they might call the wrong number.
So I’m riding in the car with my dad and all of a sudden I smell something rank without warning.
My dad starts laughing at me.
Dad: “Son! That must have been an orphan fart! You know why?”
Me: “Why dad?”
Dad: “Because it ain’t got no pop!”
What did the shark say when he ate the clownfish?
"This tastes a little funny."
What do you call Miles Morales Spider-Man from Europe?
Kilometers Morales.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
Tell 'em to clap until their parents come home.
It must have been a sad day when you slithered out of the abortion bucket.
Hey, y'all, I just wanna say thanks to Gwen on here. She writes jokes, and she got me through a lot xx.
What is big, round, and gassy? Uranus.