Joke jokes
Why can Asian people buy phones?
'Cause they might call the wrong number.
What’s a lesbian’s favorite Pokemon? Squirtle.
So I’m riding in the car with my dad and all of a sudden I smell something rank without warning.
My dad starts laughing at me.
Dad: “Son! That must have been an orphan fart! You know why?”
Me: “Why dad?”
Dad: “Because it ain’t got no pop!”
What does one boob say to the other boob?
If we don’t get support, people will think we’re nuts.
Why did the pervert cross the road?
'Cause he was stuck to the chicken.
Why did the stoner cross the road?
He got so wasted, he thought he was a chicken.
"Knock knock?"
"Mustache."
"I mustache you a question, but I'll shave it for later!"
This isn't a joke; I just want to spread awareness of anatidaephobia.
Did you hear about the guy who invented the first knock knock joke?
He won the No Bell Prize!
I didn't trip and fall... I attacked the floor, and I believe I am winning :3
How do you make a tissue dance?
Put a lil' boogie in it ;)
Two kids were sitting at a restaurant. One said, "Could I please have some water? I am feeling a little HORSE." The other said, "Animal Puns? TOUCAN play at that game."
Knock knock.
"Cow goes."
No, silly, cows go moo!
Knock knock?
Who's there?
Not Sally, she doesn’t have any arms.
Why did Sally fall off the swing? She doesn’t have any arms.
Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a bus.
What did the sweet potato say to the potato when he was told to hurry?
I yam.
What do you call an orphan fish?
Self-ish.
What is long and hard and full of seamen?
A submarine.
What hangs low?
Balls.
My friend looks like a homeless, thanks for the jokes.
Why did the elephant cross the road? It didn't see the cars.