Joke jokes
What is the difference between a priest and a zit?
The zit waits until you're twelve to come on your face.
What do you call a guy who has sex on the Moon?
An “Astronut”!
What do you do when you run out of lines on your book?
You look at the emo girl and say, "Hey, can I borrow your arm?"
Hello, if you don't know me (which you probably don't), my name is watersharky, or WS, or Shark.
I am a normal, weird kid/preteen, and that's it. If you want more info on me, I will gladly share! Shark out.
Me: Why am I an orphan?
Friend: I don't know.
Me: Ask your mom.
What did the grandma say at the hospital when you pulled the tube?...................
What is big, round, and gassy? Uranus.
Which one fell first?
The depressed kid or the feather? Look at 1st comment to see answer.
Son: Dad, what's a morbid joke?
Father: Walk over to a homeless man and throw a rock at him, then you will know.
Son: But Dad, I don't have arms or legs.
Father: Now you know.
It must have been a sad day when you slithered out of the abortion bucket.
There was a math teacher on a plane that crashed. What was the last thing that went through their head?
A pentagon.
What do you call a female Michael Jackson? She she.
I feel sad because I went to an old man in a wheelchair while he was sitting next to a fire, and I screamed, "Hot Wheels!" 🤣
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
Tell 'em to clap until their parents come home.
Q: What happens to KID who NAPs near a stranger?
A: He gets KID-NAPPED (kidnapped).
My wife left a note on the fridge. The note read, "It's not working." I don't know what she's talking about. I opened the fridge, and it worked fine!
What did the toilet say to the other toilet?
"You look flushed."
Dark jokes are just like water.
Not everybody gets it.
I would roast you, but I'm not supposed to burn trash.
Hey, y'all, I just wanna say thanks to Gwen on here. She writes jokes, and she got me through a lot xx.