I saw a dad shave his daughter's head because she made fun of a woman with cancer.
Good thing she didn’t make fun of a pregnant woman 🤭
Joke Jokes
What do you call an alligator that reads maps? Navigator.
If a girl jumps off a cliff, some people call it suicide and some call it girl power, but I call it BULLSHIT.
Did you hear about the guy who invented the first knock knock joke?
He won the No Bell Prize!
I'm dead! 😂💀💀
How do you make a tissue dance?
Put a lil' boogie in it ;)
I didn't trip and fall... I attacked the floor, and I believe I am winning :3
This isn't a joke; I just want to spread awareness of anatidaephobia.
Two kids were sitting at a restaurant. One said, "Could I please have some water? I am feeling a little HORSE." The other said, "Animal Puns? TOUCAN play at that game."
Biggest joke?
[Image of Zac Efron]
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?
A Sax-O-Bone.
- What did the skeleton say to his friend?
- Actually... TIBIA honest, I don't know how to complete this joke...
Me and my receding hairline? Believe me, we go way back.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Owl say.
Owl say who?
Yes, they do.
You are American when you walk to the bathroom. What are you when you are in there?
You're-a-peein'. European.
Why can't vampires tell jokes right? All their jokes just SUCK.
What was Beethoven's favorite insect?
The bee! :0
Why did the stoner cross the road?
He got so wasted, he thought he was a chicken.
A baby seal walks into a club...
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef.
What do you call a cow with two legs?
Lean beef.
Two of the worst jokes ever.
