Joke jokes
What does a condom and a coffin have in common?
They both still have stiffs, but one is coming and one is going.
Orphan: *crying* You: Do you know where your parents are? Orphan: No. Your Friend: They don't have parents!!! You: 😂 I know.
Me and my receding hairline? Believe me, we go way back.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Owl say.
Owl say who?
Yes, they do.
A 14 year old girl finds out she is pregnant. Her: "Crap! My mom is going to kill me!"
The fetus: "lol same here."
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What’s the difference between a robber and an orphan?
One is wanted.
Why did the pervert cross the road?
'Cause he was stuck to the chicken.
Why can Asian people buy phones?
'Cause they might call the wrong number.
Me at the Anti-Orphan Jokes convention. 💣🗡🔪🧨🔫
What do you call a dwarf in a drawer?
Gay.
Dark jokes are just like water.
Not everybody gets it.
Me: Why am I an orphan?
Friend: I don't know.
Me: Ask your mom.
Have you ever heard of emo pizza?
It cuts itself!
What's a word that starts with "m" and ends in "airage" and all men like it?
Miscarriage. The joke never gets old just like the baby.
Kid to daddy: "Why do they call it Uranus?"
Daddy to kid: "Cause, son, it's Uranus."
An orphan walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Buddy, you have to go home." The orphan replies, "Where is home?"
What do you call a guy who has sex on the Moon?
An “Astronut”!
What did the screw say to the screw? We sure screwed things up!
Why did the Mexican take Xanax?
For Hispanic attacks.