Joke jokes
What did the grandma say at the hospital when you pulled the tube?...................
Son: Dad, what's a morbid joke?
Father: Walk over to a homeless man and throw a rock at him, then you will know.
Son: But Dad, I don't have arms or legs.
Father: Now you know.
What is the difference between a priest and a zit?
The zit waits until you're twelve to come on your face.
Jack and Jill went up a hill to smoke some mairawanah.
Jack got high and grabbed her thigh and said, "I know you wanna," but dumb-ass Jill forgot her pills, and now they have 12 kids.
What does a condom and a coffin have in common?
They both still have stiffs, but one is coming and one is going.
What's the best thing about an orphan GF?
You don't have to meet her parents.
Why did the orphan wait in line?
To see their parents next.
Have you ever heard of emo pizza?
It cuts itself!
Me: Why am I an orphan?
Friend: I don't know.
Me: Ask your mom.
Kid to daddy: "Why do they call it Uranus?"
Daddy to kid: "Cause, son, it's Uranus."
Dark jokes are just like water.
Not everybody gets it.
What do you call a dwarf in a drawer?
Gay.
Hey, y'all, I just wanna say thanks to Gwen on here. She writes jokes, and she got me through a lot xx.
Why do orphans like to go to church?
It is the only place where they can call a father.
What is one plus one?
It's TOO hard!
Why did the Mexican take Xanax?
For Hispanic attacks.
What is the difference between cum and milk? Nothing. They are both white and tasty.
What's a word that starts with "m" and ends in "airage" and all men like it?
Miscarriage. The joke never gets old just like the baby.
What do you do when you run out of lines on your book?
You look at the emo girl and say, "Hey, can I borrow your arm?"
My wife left a note on the fridge. The note read, "It's not working." I don't know what she's talking about. I opened the fridge, and it worked fine!