Joke jokes
- What did the skeleton say to his friend?
- Actually... TIBIA honest, I don't know how to complete this joke...
Why can't vampires tell jokes right? All their jokes just SUCK.
Me and my receding hairline? Believe me, we go way back.
What hangs low?
Balls.
My friend looks like a homeless, thanks for the jokes.
Why did the elephant cross the road? It didn't see the cars.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef.
What do you call a cow with two legs?
Lean beef.
Two of the worst jokes ever.
They asked to tell them a joke, so I said no.
Do you want to hear a joke about the blunt pencil? Never mind, it's pointless.
What did the sweet potato say to the potato when he was told to hurry?
I yam.
What do you call an orphan fish?
Self-ish.
Q. What did one Iron atom say to the other Iron atom?
A. "We're in the Matrix."
Have you heard the latest pun about pizza?
Never mind. It’s too cheesy!
Person 1: Why did you put the baby feet first into the blender?
Person 2: To see his facial expression. Why else?
A pirate walks into a bar and has a ship's wheel in his pants.
The bartender asks, "What's with the wheel in your pants?"
The pirate replies, "Yarrr! It's drivin' me nuts!"
What do you call an autistic My Little Pony?
Twilight Special.
If a girl jumps off a cliff, some people call it suicide and some call it girl power, but I call it BULLSHIT.
What do you call an alligator that reads maps? Navigator.
I would roast you, but I'm not supposed to burn trash.
What did the shark say when he ate the clownfish?
"This tastes a little funny."