Joke jokes
I would try to make a Fortnite joke, but I can't seem to build on it.
What is George Floyd's pickup line?
You are breathtaking.
What do you call an emo committing suicide while filming it?
America’s Funniest Home Videos.
(lol)
What’s the difference between a Catholic priest and a zit?
A zit will wait until you’re twelve before it comes on your face.
What's the difference between Autism and Gender?
Autism is on a spectrum.
Son: Daddy, why is this red soup so sweet?
Because your mother had diabetes.
I hope there is a lift to heaven. I shouldn’t be making jokes though.
I would slap you, but that would be animal abuse.
What's a pedophile's favorite place to go in?
Kum and Go.
What do you call a cow grazing a field with 50% grass and 50% weed?
High steaks gambling.
What did mama cow say to baby cow? -- "It's pasture bedtime."
What planet has a butt? Uranus!
Hears a clean joke: My horse got muddy, so I gave him a bubble bath.
Now hears a dirty joke: Bubbles is the horse next door.
What did the sun say to the Earth?
"Am I hot?"
Why did the Chicken cross the road?
It didn’t, it ran because it was running from KFC.
What do you call an epileptic kid on cocaine?
An earthquake.
What's funnier than a dead baby?
A dead baby in a clown suit.
Why does Technoblade make orphan jokes?
'Cuz he's the Father!!!
I don't even know why to joke about America, it's a joke itself TO THE FUCKING EARTH!
I find all these obese jokes horrible.
Don't you think they have enough on their plate?