Joke jokes

What's the difference between Autism and Gender?

Autism is on a spectrum.

I hope there is a lift to heaven. I shouldn’t be making jokes though.

I would slap you, but that would be animal abuse.

Son: Daddy, why is this red soup so sweet?

Because your mother had diabetes.

What's a pedophile's favorite place to go in?

Kum and Go.

What did mama cow say to baby cow? -- "It's pasture bedtime."

How can you tell if a heterosexual man has been using a computer?

There is sperm on the screen.

A man went to a Ford dealership hoping to find a car, but he said they weren't affordable.

What’s the difference between a tire and three-hundred-sixty-five used condoms?

One’s a good year; the other’s a great year!

Déjà Moo: The feeling that you've heard this bull before.

I find all these obese jokes horrible.

Don't you think they have enough on their plate?

I don't even know why to joke about America, it's a joke itself TO THE FUCKING EARTH!

What's funnier than a dead baby?

A dead baby in a clown suit.

Why does Technoblade make orphan jokes?

'Cuz he's the Father!!!

What planet has a butt? Uranus!

What do you call an epileptic kid on cocaine?

An earthquake.

Hears a clean joke: My horse got muddy, so I gave him a bubble bath.

Now hears a dirty joke: Bubbles is the horse next door.

Why is the koala not a bear?

It doesn't have the right koalafications.

There will be no school shooter joke today in honor of the 10 people killed in the Colorado grocery store shooting. R.I.P.

Well, I'm off to the orphanage to tell yo mama jokes.