Joke jokes
What do you call a man with no body and no nose?
Nobody knows. No body, nose.
Why did the dead baby cross the road?
It was strapped to the chicken.
Son: Daddy, why is this red soup so sweet?
Because your mother had diabetes.
I hope there is a lift to heaven. I shouldn’t be making jokes though.
What's the difference between Autism and Gender?
Autism is on a spectrum.
I would slap you, but that would be animal abuse.
What's a pedophile's favorite place to go in?
Kum and Go.
What did mama cow say to baby cow? -- "It's pasture bedtime."
I tried a pun about water, but people "sea" right through it, and when people complain, they are usually just being a beach.
I'm so lonely, even the alphabet says "Hi."
JK.
I asked my dad, "Why did you paint rabbits on your bald head?"
He replied, "Because I thought it would look like hares."
What do orphans need in order to mail letters?
Food stamps.
Why is 3 such a helpful number? Because 3 helped out on a science project 4 5!
What did the sun say to the Earth?
"Am I hot?"
Why did the Chicken cross the road?
It didn’t, it ran because it was running from KFC.
What’s the difference between a tire and three-hundred-sixty-five used condoms?
One’s a good year; the other’s a great year!
Déjà Moo: The feeling that you've heard this bull before.
What's funnier than a dead baby?
A dead baby in a clown suit.
What planet has a butt? Uranus!
Why does Technoblade make orphan jokes?
'Cuz he's the Father!!!