Joke jokes
Why can't you tell a joke in a corn maze?
Because there's too many ears.
Why do leaves change color in the fall?
Because they want to leaf their old color.
What do you call a man with no body and no nose?
Nobody knows. No body, nose.
I would try to make a Fortnite joke, but I can't seem to build on it.
Yo mama is so poor, I saw her kicking a can and I asked her what she was doing and she said moving.
What's the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball?
I can only fit three fingers inside the bowling ball.
Fortnite is good.
(Awesome joke, right?)
What's the difference between a piano and a fish?
You can tune a piano, but you can't tuna fish!
Why did the dead baby cross the road?
It was strapped to the chicken.
Spell "I cup..." "I see you pee!"
I was going to an expensive dinner with my friend's girlfriend because she really wanted to go, but he just got out of surgery, and he said take care of her, so I said, "Will do, bro. I’ll bring her back fuller than a topped-up water bottle."
Why did the butt let out a fart?
Answer: To wipe out humanity!
Just watched my friend take a steak out of her pocket. That steak was so outta pocket.
I spat on a blind kid and told him it was raining.
What do you call an emo committing suicide while filming it?
America’s Funniest Home Videos.
(lol)
What’s the difference between a Catholic priest and a zit?
A zit will wait until you’re twelve before it comes on your face.
As a fellow emo, I find these very rude and disrespectful. Please take off, or I'll tell Mom.
Also, if anyone knows any high bridges nearby, please tell me (I'm asking for a friend).
P.S. I have no friends.
I walk in from work to find my wife dead on the sofa.
As I unzip for one last ride, she says, "BOO!" What kind of sick fuck does that?
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Not your dad?"
What is one word orphans can't spell?
Family.