Joke jokes
Wanna hear a joke about Donald Trump?
Ok, Melania totally married him for his good looks, believe me!
What’s the difference between a Catholic priest and a zit?
A zit will wait until you’re twelve before it comes on your face.
I walk in from work to find my wife dead on the sofa.
As I unzip for one last ride, she says, "BOO!" What kind of sick fuck does that?
Why did the butt let out a fart?
Answer: To wipe out humanity!
What do you call an emo committing suicide while filming it?
America’s Funniest Home Videos.
(lol)
I spat on a blind kid and told him it was raining.
As a fellow emo, I find these very rude and disrespectful. Please take off, or I'll tell Mom.
Also, if anyone knows any high bridges nearby, please tell me (I'm asking for a friend).
P.S. I have no friends.
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Not your dad?"
What is one word orphans can't spell?
Family.
What's yellow and can't swim? My mom on Halloween.
I went up to a kid and asked, "Are you an orphan?" They said, "Yes, what gave me away?" I said, "Your parents."
I wish my grass was edgy...
then it would cut itself...
What's an orphan's least favorite joke?
... YO MAMA SOO, Oh wait...
What are the 3 shortest words in the English language?
“Is It In?”
I would try to make a Fortnite joke, but I can't seem to build on it.
I was going to an expensive dinner with my friend's girlfriend because she really wanted to go, but he just got out of surgery, and he said take care of her, so I said, "Will do, bro. I’ll bring her back fuller than a topped-up water bottle."
Spell "I cup..." "I see you pee!"
Why can't you tell a joke in a corn maze?
Because there's too many ears.
How does a blonde turn the light off after sex?
She closes the car door.
Fortnite is good.
(Awesome joke, right?)