Joke

Joke jokes

Snack

What is Trump's favorite snack?

Cheetos.

(Get it? He looks like a Cheeto!)

Contest

I entered ten puns in a joke contest to see which one would win.

No pun in ten did.

Nun

What's white and black and red all over? A nun that fell down stairs.

Name

Two Asians walked into a strip club and they went to a cashier. They put in their names: her name was He Gay and his name was Shi A Ho.

Tuna

What is the difference between tuna, a piano, and glue? You can tuna a piano, but you cannot piano a tuna.

(The person you ask should say what about the glue.) Response: I knew you would get stuck there.

Glass

This guy in a trench coat walks up to a kid, opens the trench coat and has glasses inside.

He says to the kid, “Hey kid, want some extra-see?”

Dog

What do you call a dog with no legs?

It doesn't matter; he's not coming.

Pin

Stephen Hawking had pins and needles and got told to walk it off.

Priest

What’s the difference between a pimple and a Priest?

You see, a pimple wouldn’t normally come on a kid until he’s 13 years old.

Vegan

Vegans: Save the Earth.

Normal People: We're trying to, but you guys keep eating it!