Joke jokes
Fortnite is good.
(Awesome joke, right?)
What's the difference between a piano and a fish?
You can tune a piano, but you can't tuna fish!
Why did the dead baby cross the road?
It was strapped to the chicken.
I wish my grass was edgy...
then it would cut itself...
I went up to a kid and asked, "Are you an orphan?" They said, "Yes, what gave me away?" I said, "Your parents."
What's an orphan's least favorite joke?
... YO MAMA SOO, Oh wait...
Why can't you tell a joke in a corn maze?
Because there's too many ears.
How does a blonde turn the light off after sex?
She closes the car door.
Why do leaves change color in the fall?
Because they want to leaf their old color.
I would try to make a Fortnite joke, but I can't seem to build on it.
What do you call a man with no body and no nose?
Nobody knows. No body, nose.
Yo mama is so poor, I saw her kicking a can and I asked her what she was doing and she said moving.
I was going to an expensive dinner with my friend's girlfriend because she really wanted to go, but he just got out of surgery, and he said take care of her, so I said, "Will do, bro. I’ll bring her back fuller than a topped-up water bottle."
Spell "I cup..." "I see you pee!"
What are the 3 shortest words in the English language?
“Is It In?”
What's the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball?
I can only fit three fingers inside the bowling ball.
Wanna hear a joke about Donald Trump?
Ok, Melania totally married him for his good looks, believe me!
What's the difference between Autism and Gender?
Autism is on a spectrum.
Son: Daddy, why is this red soup so sweet?
Because your mother had diabetes.
I would slap you, but that would be animal abuse.