Is that ass a water barrier 'cause dam[n]?
Joke Jokes
My birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.
HAIKU JOKE:
Helen Keller could Fuck a blind man so hard that she Ends up with his child.
This guy called anonymous said he's going to own me like he did my mum. Joke's on him, I have two dads.
What do you call a committee of emo kids?
A cutting board!
Roses are red, violets are blue, Pornhub is down, your mum's Facebook will do.
You look so pretty. Not at all gross today.
What do you call an orphan’s picture?
A family photo.
What’s the worst part of a vegetable?
A wheelchair.
What did the hot dog say to the condom? "Hot dog condom style."
Why was the orphan confused at the baseball game?
They kept yelling, "Go home!"
People: (arguing about stopping orphan jokes since they aren't funny).
Me: (m e h. i d o n t c a r e)
My name must taste good because it’s always in your mouth.
What's the difference between an orphan and a criminal?
The criminal is wanted.
I like telling jokes about orphans. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
If you have a girlfriend/crush that's shorter than you, go up to her and say, "You're short, lemme add some inches."
I found a rock at the park. I threw it at some orphans.
What would they do? Go to their family?
What did one aborted baby say to the other? Nothing. They're both dead.
What game can an emo play on their wrists without an ink pen?
Tic-tac-toe.
Kid 1: Guys, stop making 9/11 jokes. My dad died in 9/11.
Kid 2: Sorry, I didn't know.
Kid 1: He was the best fighter pilot in all of Saudi Arabia.
