Joke jokes
How did I know where you would go next?
Oh, I felt it in my bones!
"Don't forget you are what you eat," said one person. "Then I should eat a skinny person!" said the other.
Stop with the dead baby jokes. We're running out of babies.
9/11 is like genders.
There used to be two of them, and now it’s a touchy subject.
"Abortion: Another word for dying at spawn."
I would make a disabled joke.
But they never work.
Why are mountains 🏔 so funny? Because they’re hill areas, do you get it? They are hill areas, like a mountain is a hill area. It sounds like hilarious, so you get it.
Why did Princess Diana cross the road?
She forgot to put her seatbelt on.
What did Stephen Hawking get for his B-Day?
Chocolate arm.
Sans: Why couldn't the skeleton go to prom?
Papyrus: Why? AND YOU KNOW I HATE PUNS!
Sans: Because they had NO BODY to go with.
Papyrus: THAT IS ENOUGH!!!
Sans: Sorry, didn't mean to GET UNDER YOUR SKIN.
Papyrus: YOU HAVE MADE ME MAD TO THE BONE SANS......wait
Sans: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, because they beat the room for being dark, then arrest the room for being broke.
Q: What's the difference between me and a priest? A: A priest isn't turned on by dead children.
Dumb person: Wat idk mean?
Person 1: I don’t know.
Dumb one: Oh u don’t know okie I ask Googol.
Person 1: Wait idk means--
Dumb one (to Googol): WAT DOS IDK MANNN?
Googol: I don’t know.
Dumb one: OH ME GOOOD EVEN GOGLO DOESYN KNOWWW
How do people grade pedophiles?
1st grade to 8th grade.
(I know it's orphan jokes but still)
What did the pretty young pre-pubescent 14 year old boy say when he got a homosexual pedophile for Christmas?
He said he was awfully touched!
Can two high-femme lesbians go on a date with each other?
Yes, but it will take them forever to get ready.
What did the tie say to the hat?
You go on ahead, I'll just hang around.
What did Google Translate say to Siri?
"Why are you so Siri-ous?"
Have you heard my cherry joke? It's pitiful.
Have you heard about the canoe sale down the road? It was an ordeal.