Joke jokes
What do you call an orphan's family picture? A self-portrait.
How did the guys with Down syndrome split the dinner bill? They all made a down payment.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
At least one of them gets picked.
How do emos like their meat cooked?
Medium rawr.
Spongebob's teeth upside down is the twin towers.
Spongebob: 9 letters
Squarepants: 11 letters
Spongebob did 9/11.
When you were born, you were so ugly that the doctors slapped your parents!
The "f" in orphan stands for family.
Except there is no "f."
Is that ass a water barrier 'cause dam[n]?
My birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.
HAIKU JOKE:
Helen Keller could Fuck a blind man so hard that she Ends up with his child.
This guy called anonymous said he's going to own me like he did my mum. Joke's on him, I have two dads.
What do you call a committee of emo kids?
A cutting board!
Roses are red, violets are blue, Pornhub is down, your mum's Facebook will do.
You look so pretty. Not at all gross today.
What do you call an orphan’s picture?
A family photo.
What’s the worst part of a vegetable?
A wheelchair.
What did the hot dog say to the condom? "Hot dog condom style."
Why was the orphan confused at the baseball game?
They kept yelling, "Go home!"
People: (arguing about stopping orphan jokes since they aren't funny).
Me: (m e h. i d o n t c a r e)
My name must taste good because it’s always in your mouth.