Why are orphans so lucky?
Every crisp packet is family sized.
Joke Jokes
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To get to the real estate agent.
What do you say to a person who got his whole left side cut off? "Are you all right?!"
I’d roast you, but your mirror does that for me every day.
What did one butt cheek say to the other butt cheek?... You crack me up.
What's the difference between an orphan and Stuart Little?
Stuart Little got chosen!
I was the second worst thing to happen to those orphans.
What do you call a person with 2 black eyes?
Nothing, you told them twice.
What is black and long?
A line at KFC.
I punched an orphan and told him to go back to his parents and tell them about it... Oh, wait.
My father touched me yesterday. I called him a priest.
Why do orphans dip their Oreos in water?
Because dad never came back with the milk.
Bully: I wasn't talking to you.
Me: Then why are you listening?
Little Johnny walks into the living room and asks his parents, "Mom, Dad, what do you get when you crossbreed a bulldog and shih tzu?"
The mother and father shrug and say, "We have no idea, Johnny. What do you get?" and little Johnny replies, "You get a bullshit."
Your hairline bent like the relationship with your mom and dad.
What did the tree say to the kid with the rope?
Nothing, he was hanging.
You know what, I'm done. We are banning "your mom" jokes. They're old, weird, and have been done thousands of times. Just like your mom.
I was gonna tell you a dead baby joke, but I decided to abort it.
My girlfriend said I was a ped0phi1e.
That's a big word for a 6 year old!
Why is it ok to punch an orphan?
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
