Joke jokes
What's the difference between an orphan and a criminal?
The criminal is wanted.
I like telling jokes about orphans. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
If you have a girlfriend/crush that's shorter than you, go up to her and say, "You're short, lemme add some inches."
I found a rock at the park. I threw it at some orphans.
What would they do? Go to their family?
What did one aborted baby say to the other? Nothing. They're both dead.
What game can an emo play on their wrists without an ink pen?
Tic-tac-toe.
Kid 1: Guys, stop making 9/11 jokes. My dad died in 9/11.
Kid 2: Sorry, I didn't know.
Kid 1: He was the best fighter pilot in all of Saudi Arabia.
Why are orphans so lucky?
Every crisp packet is family sized.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To get to the real estate agent.
What do you say to a person who got his whole left side cut off? "Are you all right?!"
I’d roast you, but your mirror does that for me every day.
What did one butt cheek say to the other butt cheek?... You crack me up.
What's the difference between an orphan and Stuart Little?
Stuart Little got chosen!
I was the second worst thing to happen to those orphans.
What do you call a person with 2 black eyes?
Nothing, you told them twice.
What is black and long?
A line at KFC.
I punched an orphan and told him to go back to his parents and tell them about it... Oh, wait.
My father touched me yesterday. I called him a priest.
Why do orphans dip their Oreos in water?
Because dad never came back with the milk.
Bully: I wasn't talking to you.
Me: Then why are you listening?