Joke jokes
How did I know where you would go next?
Oh, I felt it in my bones!
Why are mountains 🏔 so funny? Because they’re hill areas, do you get it? They are hill areas, like a mountain is a hill area. It sounds like hilarious, so you get it.
Sans: Why couldn't the skeleton go to prom?
Papyrus: Why? AND YOU KNOW I HATE PUNS!
Sans: Because they had NO BODY to go with.
Papyrus: THAT IS ENOUGH!!!
Sans: Sorry, didn't mean to GET UNDER YOUR SKIN.
Papyrus: YOU HAVE MADE ME MAD TO THE BONE SANS......wait
Sans: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Dirty Joke: A boy fell in the mud.
Clean Joke: He took a bath with bubbles.
Dirty Joke: Bubbles was the girl next door.
9/11 is like genders.
There used to be two of them, and now it’s a touchy subject.
"Don't forget you are what you eat," said one person. "Then I should eat a skinny person!" said the other.
"Abortion: Another word for dying at spawn."
What did Stephen Hawking get for his B-Day?
Chocolate arm.
I would make a disabled joke.
But they never work.
How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, because they beat the room for being dark, then arrest the room for being broke.
Q: What's the difference between me and a priest? A: A priest isn't turned on by dead children.
What is common with dark humor and unvaccinated kids?
Neither do ever grow old.
What’s the worst thing about being suicidal?
The school shooter will always spare you.
What did the blonde say when asked if her turn signal worked?
“Yes, no, yes, no, yes, no, yes, no.”
What do KFC and a brothel have in common?
They’re both full of greasy chicks.
Why can't you make jokes about catholic priests?
Because they blow up in your face.
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What has two wings and an arrow?
The Chinese telephone, wing wing, arrow.
I'll rate this a 9/11.
Why did the egg hide? It was a little chicken!