Joke

Joke jokes

Neutron

A neutron walks into a bar and orders a drink. When the neutron gets his drink, he asks, "Bartender, how much do I owe you?"

The bartender replies, "For you, neutron, no charge."

Dead

Play dead, they said.

Wasn't too hard.

I've been dead inside for years.

Cheese

I tried to make a pun about cheese, but I couldn't think of any good "whey" to do it.

Work

I've tried to like all of your jokes. They are funny 😆 and joshisboss, you are awesome. Keep up the good work 👍!

Orphan

Me: I saw your parents yesterday.

Orphan girl: Where?

Me: The coffin was still open.

Poop

Why You should never poop on the floor in an Apple Store?

Because they don't have Windows. 🤢 🤣

Penguin

What's black and white and read all over?

A newspaper.

What's black, white, black, white, red, white, black, red, black, then red all over?

A penguin falling down the stairs.

Shooter

When the school shooter says to get on the ground, but the sped kid thinks it's Simon Says!

Orphan

What's the difference between a newborn baby and an orphan after a rugby match?

They both come out bloody and crying, but at least one gets picked up.

Emo

What do you call an emo with no breasts? A cutting board.

Orphan

What's the difference between an orphan's parents and his boomerang?

One of them actually came back.

Difference

What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Holocaust victim?

Harry made it out of the chamber.