Joke jokes
A neutron walks into a bar and orders a drink. When the neutron gets his drink, he asks, "Bartender, how much do I owe you?"
The bartender replies, "For you, neutron, no charge."
Play dead, they said.
Wasn't too hard.
I've been dead inside for years.
I tried to make a pun about cheese, but I couldn't think of any good "whey" to do it.
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Me: I saw your parents yesterday.
Orphan girl: Where?
Me: The coffin was still open.
What is the worst joke ever? It's you.
What do you call an orphan that grows to be a priest?
Fatherless.
Why You should never poop on the floor in an Apple Store?
Because they don't have Windows. 🤢 🤣
What's black and white and read all over?
A newspaper.
What's black, white, black, white, red, white, black, red, black, then red all over?
A penguin falling down the stairs.
When the school shooter says to get on the ground, but the sped kid thinks it's Simon Says!
What's the difference between a newborn baby and an orphan after a rugby match?
They both come out bloody and crying, but at least one gets picked up.
What do you call an emo with no breasts? A cutting board.
What's the difference between an orphan's parents and his boomerang?
One of them actually came back.
Dark humor is like water.
Some people get it, others don't.
What is the difference between an orphan and a candle?
One is used.
Q: Why was 10 afraid?
A: Because he was always between 9/11.
What does LMAO stand for?
Launching Moms At Orphans.
What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Holocaust victim?
Harry made it out of the chamber.
Vegan is actually an old Indian word for "bad hunter."
Why is Jeffrey Epstein so bad at races?
Because he comes in a little behind.