Joke jokes
"Abortion: Another word for dying at spawn."
9/11 is like genders.
There used to be two of them, and now it’s a touchy subject.
Sans: Why couldn't the skeleton go to prom?
Papyrus: Why? AND YOU KNOW I HATE PUNS!
Sans: Because they had NO BODY to go with.
Papyrus: THAT IS ENOUGH!!!
Sans: Sorry, didn't mean to GET UNDER YOUR SKIN.
Papyrus: YOU HAVE MADE ME MAD TO THE BONE SANS......wait
Sans: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Dirty Joke: A boy fell in the mud.
Clean Joke: He took a bath with bubbles.
Dirty Joke: Bubbles was the girl next door.
Stop with the dead baby jokes. We're running out of babies.
How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, because they beat the room for being dark, then arrest the room for being broke.
Q: What's the difference between me and a priest? A: A priest isn't turned on by dead children.
What’s the worst thing about being suicidal?
The school shooter will always spare you.
What do you call two natives in a sleeping bag?
Twix.
I'll rate this a 9/11.
What was Hitler's favorite thing to do to pass the time?
Smoking.
What do you get when you dip a duck in blue paint?
A very pissed duck.
What is common with dark humor and unvaccinated kids?
Neither do ever grow old.
What starts with "N" and ends with "G?"
Nothing.
I asked a person in a wheelchair if they wanted to fight. All I had to do is say, "Stand up!"
Vegan is actually an old Indian word for "bad hunter."
You are so scary that even your hairline ran away.
Did you hear about the baby with cancer? It never gets old.
What do you call yourself when you fist a midget?
A ventriloquist.
What did the tie say to the hat?
You go on ahead, I'll just hang around.