Joke jokes
What has two wings and an arrow?
The Chinese telephone, wing wing, arrow.
I've tried to like all of your jokes. They are funny 😆 and joshisboss, you are awesome. Keep up the good work 👍!
Are you made of Gallium and Yttrium?
Because you are looking a little bit GaY.
Why You should never poop on the floor in an Apple Store?
Because they don't have Windows. 🤢 🤣
What is the same between water and dark jokes?
Not everyone gets it!
You know what, I'm done. We are banning "your mom" jokes. They're old, weird, and have been done thousands of times. Just like your mom.
I was gonna tell you a dead baby joke, but I decided to abort it.
One day in Roblox, someone was arguing with me, and they asked me my age. "18." They said that they were twenty-two.
Me: "If you're so smart, what's the largest daycare game on Roblox?"
Him: "Yo Hair," he said. Then he left the game, and I said, "That is so messed up. Actually, that's bullcrap."
What do you get when you dip a duck in blue paint?
A very pissed duck.
What starts with "N" and ends with "G?"
Nothing.
You are so scary that even your hairline ran away.
What was Hitler's favorite thing to do to pass the time?
Smoking.
What's black and white and read all over?
A newspaper.
What's black, white, black, white, red, white, black, red, black, then red all over?
A penguin falling down the stairs.
Me: I saw your parents yesterday.
Orphan girl: Where?
Me: The coffin was still open.
What's the difference between a newborn baby and an orphan after a rugby match?
They both come out bloody and crying, but at least one gets picked up.
What do you call an emo with no breasts? A cutting board.
Dumb person: Wat idk mean?
Person 1: I don’t know.
Dumb one: Oh u don’t know okie I ask Googol.
Person 1: Wait idk means--
Dumb one (to Googol): WAT DOS IDK MANNN?
Googol: I don’t know.
Dumb one: OH ME GOOOD EVEN GOGLO DOESYN KNOWWW
I tried to make a pun about cheese, but I couldn't think of any good "whey" to do it.
What do you call an orphan that grows to be a priest?
Fatherless.
What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Holocaust victim?
Harry made it out of the chamber.