Joke jokes
Why did the toad cross the road?
To show his girlfriend he had guts.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims: they went through a hundred stories in 10 seconds.
Why did the man put himself on fire?
To BURN Calories.
Those were a-mug-zing jokes. They were Mugderful, and Mugjestic.
A man went to the doctor, and the doctor said, "What happened to you?"
The man replied and said, "I broke my arm in two places!"
Then the doctor replied with, "DON’T GO BACK TO THOSE TWO PLACES!!"
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
He didn't have the guts.
Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere.
Me: *looks at person's hand* This guy doesn't have fingers!
Random person with no fingers: Why do you have to point that out?
Knock knock. Who’s there? Gary. Gary who? Gary a torch.
Why did the hipster burn his tongue?
He sipped his coffee before it was cool.
Why did the mummy leave his tomb after 3000 years?
Because he thought he was old enough to leave home.
That is one of the very, very, very, very, VERY WORST jokes ever.
Why did the turkey cross the road?
Because it was the chicken's day off!
What do you call a tall, affluent person? A big success.
What does an orphan's life and a pseudoword have in common?
They both have no meaning.
This is a true fact, the letter "F" in orphan stands for family.
What do you call it when an orphan goes to Panera Bread?
"Panera, my parents are dead."
You: Bro, this school picture is soooo ugly!! (Points to yours).
Me: Bruh, you just typed up mirror!
Hey guys, can we stop making these jokes? If my mom sees this, I will never see the sun again.
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Continue.
Why do kids like to pick on orphans?
Because they can't call their parents.
Wanna hear a joke? Just look in the mirror, the joke's there!