A funny joke:
Knock knock. "Who's there?" Who. "Who who?" Ha, who who, you sound like an owl! "Fuck you!"
Joke Jokes
Me: I saw your parents yesterday.
Orphan girl: Where?
Me: The coffin was still open.
What is the worst joke ever? It's you.
What is the same between water and dark jokes?
Not everyone gets it!
Q: What did the terrorist say during a plane flight? A: “Wow! This flight is the bomb!”
Why do girls rub their eyes after they wake up in the morning? because they don't have balls to scratch.
9/11 isn't something we should joke about. Some people can remember where they were when they found out. I'll never forget where I was when I found out.
It was 9:37, September 10th, 2001. I was in a cave in Iraq when my friend Mohammad told me.
How do you surprise a blind man? Put a plunger in the toilet.
My friends told me to stop making suicide jokes, so I hanged on.
Why should you abuse the hell out of an orphan? Because what are they gonna do? Tell their mom or dad?
A kid told me to go get a dad, so I punched the kid. He went to tell his parents. Oh wait, he can't, 'cause he's an orphan, and orphans have no parents.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, All the worse jokes come from you.
What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas?
I don't know, he still hasn't opened it yet.
What do you call an orphan's family picture? A self-portrait.
How did the guys with Down syndrome split the dinner bill? They all made a down payment.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
At least one of them gets picked.
How do emos like their meat cooked?
Medium rawr.
Spongebob's teeth upside down is the twin towers.
Spongebob: 9 letters
Squarepants: 11 letters
Spongebob did 9/11.
When you were born, you were so ugly that the doctors slapped your parents!
The "f" in orphan stands for family.
Except there is no "f."
