Joke jokes
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Tank.
Tank who?
You're welcome.
What do you call an Asian kid that is bad at math?
An orphan.
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Interrupting cow." "Interrupting cow wh-" "MOO!"
Why is an orphan's favorite game Monopoly?
Because they can actually buy a house.
When she saw her first strands of grey hair, she thought she'd dye.
So, she went to see the "You Should Be Shot" Photography Studio.
What do you get if you eat sugar?
High.
When your parents say, "We are sorry that you are here," what do you think of that?
I think that you're an accident!
You must have a good power supply, because you're easy to turn on!
I said "Uranus!" and the girl beside me face-palmed. I wonder what I did wrong?
Those are all the same.
(All the jokes above.)
Why did the bee get into trouble?
Because he wasn't beehiving very well!
If I had a dime for every time someone has told me to kill myself, I'd be a millionaire.
"Guys! Let’s hang out after school!"
Dude named Guys:
Dude named Out:
Dude named School:
What did the blonde say when someone says, "Your baby is so cute?"
"For the last time, I don't want to sign up my child for Tindergarten just yet!"
What do you call a guy in a wheelchair that lives with the royal family?
Rolls Royce.
Jokes about ISIS are all about the execution.
What’s an Emo’s favorite exercise?
The dead hang.
What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you?
You pull the pin and throw it back!
Today I asked my best friend what their favorite joke was. They started waving their hands around, and I thought it was a sign to go, thinking I had offended them or something. Turns out they were mute...
What do you call a blond with half a brain? Gifted.