Joke jokes
Why was the sea sad? Because it was blue.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ken.
Ken who?
Can you walk the dog for me?
Denki: Hey, Mineta, I have a joke for you.
Mineta: Go on.
Denki: Uraraka's booty.
Mineta: I don't get it.
Denki: Exactly.
Mineta: ^cries T_T^
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Interrupting cow." "Interrupting cow wh-" "MOO!"
Why do depressed people want to kill themselves?
To be loved on the news show for 10 minutes.
What do you say when a person trips?
You say, "Why you trippin'?"
What did the orange say to the other orange?
I orange you glad!
If you read this, you lost your v card.
What's red all over and spins at 100 mps?
Baby in a blender.
What do you get if you eat sugar?
High.
Why did the toad cross the road?
To show his girlfriend he had guts.
Why did the man put himself on fire?
To BURN Calories.
"Hippity hoppity, don't abolish my property!"
Those were a-mug-zing jokes. They were Mugderful, and Mugjestic.
What do you call a guy in a wheelchair that lives with the royal family?
Rolls Royce.
What is the difference between a woman and ice? The ice always comes back.
Jokes about ISIS are all about the execution.
Are you angry?
Go bully an orphan!
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Today I asked my best friend what their favorite joke was. They started waving their hands around, and I thought it was a sign to go, thinking I had offended them or something. Turns out they were mute...
What did the Japanese man say to his friend after he killed somebody?
"That is very Wong."