Joke jokes
Whenever I make a 9/11 joke, it bombs.
Why do orphans dip their Oreos in water?
Because dad never came back with the milk.
I was the second worst thing to happen to those orphans.
What happens to chickens that get kidnapped by rapists?
They get choked.
So, I saw two homeless people on the road fighting. I said, "Stop fighting and go home." I guess it was a little insensitive.
They say one man's trash is another man's treasure. That's why orphanages exist!
When you think you're depressed, but you know you're probably just using depression to be lazy and self-loathing, but then you realize that it, in itself, might actually be a symptom of depression.
Well gang, it looks like we've got another mystery on our hands!
Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?
To the mew-seum!
What did the orphan say to his dad last?
Please get non-fat milk!
Why did the orphan fall off the mountain? Because his parents let go.
What did the snail say to his ex-wife?
"I'm still leaving you!"
Why can't orphans work at SC Johnson?...
Because it's a FAMILY company.
What goes hahaha bonk?
A man laughing his head off.
Why is it okay to hit an orphan?
It’s not like they can tell their parents.
When does a joke become a dad joke?
When it leaves and never comes back...
Why did the cow have for breakfast?
Answer: Muesli.
My parents telling me: "What doesn't kill you makes you stronger."
Me upset about my suicide attempt doesn't succeed.
Why can’t orphans play GTA and get five stars? Because they’re not wanted!
My dad said people shouldn’t get ribbons just for participating because it rewards them for losing.
So I took down his confederate flag.
What do you call someone who wants to jump off a building?
Cause they want to become Super Man.