Joke jokes
Whenever I make a 9/11 joke, it bombs.
Wife: I’m pregnant.
Husband: Hi pregnant, I’m dad.
Wife: No, you’re not.
Yo, hairline goes farther back than the Big Bang theory!
Why did Michael Jackson cross the road?
To get to the opera.
What is the difference between a guy with cancer and the Twin Towers?
Nothing, they both fell.
Who said white people can't jump?
Look at the footage from 9/11.
What is the difference between a Lamborghini and a dead body?
I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.
If a furry looks like an animal, sounds like animal, and acts like an animal, can I run over it with my car like an animal?
If I make fun of orphans, they will cry to their parents.
Oh wait...
Why did an old man fall in a well?
Because he couldn't see that well.
The cannibal got angry, so he threw up his arms.
What's the difference between an orphan and cotton?
One gets picked.
Hey! This site has a home page, but I wonder if the orphans can see it.
Knock knock. Who's there? Artichokes. Artichokes who? Artichokes when he eats too fast.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
One gets picked, and the other doesn't.
I made a website about orphans.
It didn’t have a homepage though.
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Why do orphans become criminals when they grow up? Because they want to be wanted.
If 6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9, then why was 10 afraid? Because it was right in the middle of 9/11.
Why did the T-Rex cross the road?
The chicken wasn’t invented then.