Joke jokes
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Why did the cow have for breakfast?
Answer: Muesli.
If an apple and an emo kid fell out of a tree, which would hit the ground first?
The apple, because the rope caught the emo kid.
What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.
What's pink and rusty? Madeline McCann's bike.
What did the snail say to his ex-wife?
"I'm still leaving you!"
My parents telling me: "What doesn't kill you makes you stronger."
Me upset about my suicide attempt doesn't succeed.
What do you get when you cross a lawn mower and a parakeet?
Shredded tweet!
The Bible said, "Adam and Eve..." So I did both.
Who makes the best anteaters?
Uncle's... (Aunt eaters)
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.
Why did the baker give the shopper a butt? Because she asked for a butt!
What's the worst thing you can say to a widow?
"I'm sorry, I just had to."
Why can’t orphans work at SC Johnson’s?
Because it’s a family company.
What happens to chickens that get kidnapped by rapists?
They get choked.
A seizure is just an excuse for break dancing.
What do you call an orphan taking a picture?
A self-portrait.
Dad: What time do you wanna go to the dentist?
Daughter: *tooth hurty*
Dad: All right.
Why are there 25 letters in the alphabet? Because the D is in U.
What did the pretty young pre-pubescent 14 year old boy say when he got a homosexual pedophile for Christmas?
He said he was awfully touched!
Me scrolling through jokes that sum up my life, starts crying.
My friend: What’s wrong?
Me: Nothing, it's just so funny. Lol😂🤣😂