Joke jokes
What’s a Cannibal’s Favorite Food?
Ra-men.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they can’t find the first base they came from.
What did the tree wear to the pool party 🥳?
Swimming trunks.
Why did the T-Rex cross the road?
The chicken wasn’t invented then.
Yo mama is like train tracks; she gets laid all around the country.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He drove too far away from the power point/modem.
What did the mouse 🐭 say when his friend broke their teeth?
Hard cheese! 🧀😂
How do you count cows with a cowculator?
Why did the pillow go to court?
Because it had a pillowcase!
When you say to your friend, "I've got your back," then at his funeral you see in his coffin he's missing his middle piece.
What did the tie say to the hat?
You go on ahead, I'll just hang around.
I tried to make a pun about cheese, but I couldn't think of any good "whey" to do it.
Hi guys, I just found this website. I got emailed by joshisboss or something. Have a great day! 👍
What’s the worst thing about being suicidal?
The school shooter will always spare you.
What do KFC and a brothel have in common?
They’re both full of greasy chicks.
What do you call two natives in a sleeping bag?
Twix.
What has two wings and an arrow?
The Chinese telephone, wing wing, arrow.
I'll rate this a 9/11.
Why You should never poop on the floor in an Apple Store?
Because they don't have Windows. 🤢 🤣
What do you get when you dip a duck in blue paint?
A very pissed duck.