Joke jokes

One day in Roblox, someone was arguing with me, and they asked me my age. "18." They said that they were twenty-two.

Me: "If you're so smart, what's the largest daycare game on Roblox?"

Him: "Yo Hair," he said. Then he left the game, and I said, "That is so messed up. Actually, that's bullcrap."

Why is it ok to punch an orphan?

What are they gonna do, tell their parents?

Short girl: "How do you see up there?"

Tall guy: "Who said that?"

I spit my drink out and then ran away.

Ok, so I have a joke for you, go look in the mirror and when you realize, come back to me and tell me.

I'd tell a joke about how my mom was abusive, but I either forgot everything, or she just wasn't there.

Yo momma's so fat, when she skips a meal, the stock market drops.

You know what, I'm done. We are banning "your mom" jokes. They're old, weird, and have been done thousands of times. Just like your mom.

I was gonna tell you a dead baby joke, but I decided to abort it.

These jokes are a little too explosive, if you ask me.

What goes hahaha bonk?

A man laughing his head off.

So, I saw two homeless people on the road fighting. I said, "Stop fighting and go home." I guess it was a little insensitive.

Why is it okay to hit an orphan?

It’s not like they can tell their parents.

When does a joke become a dad joke?

When it leaves and never comes back...

How did the guys with Down syndrome split the dinner bill? They all made a down payment.

What's the worst thing you can say to a widow?

"I'm sorry, I just had to."

Ya forehead so big Sakura's forehead seemed small.

What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?

At least one of them gets picked.

Why can't orphans work at SC Johnson?...

Because it's a FAMILY company.

My dad said people shouldn’t get ribbons just for participating because it rewards them for losing.

So I took down his confederate flag.

What do you call someone who wants to jump off a building?

Cause they want to become Super Man.