Joke jokes
What comedy skill can’t any cripple master?
Stand up.
It's like your hairline and your forehead had a disagreement.
Son: Dad, what's dark humor?
Dad: Do you see the guy over there with no arms?
Son: No, I'm blind.
Why are emo jokes so infamous?
Because they cut deep.
Best not leave hungry kids unattended!
An emo man asked a librarian for a suicide book. She said no because you won't bring it back.
There was one kid that came home from school and asked his mom what dark humor was.
She said, "Well son, do you see that guy over there across the road? Go give him a high-five."
Son said, "But I can't see."
Mom said, "That's the point."
Are you a building because I rate you a 9/11?
Why were the Twin Towers mad when they ordered pizza?
One arrived plain, one came in late, one went to the wrong address, and the other one never came.
What's the difference between Paul Walker and a fly? It's the sound they make when they hit the windshield.
Why did he quit the internet?
People kept on (rick) rolling him.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had diarrhea.
What is the difference between a dead body and a Lamborghini?
I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.
Why can't orphans really play baseball?
Because when they do, all the other kids tell that joke that everyone has heard more than 50 times.
I got sent to the principal's office after telling the kid in the wheelchair to do a wheelie.
Friend: Hey, wanna race home?
Orphan: What home?
I don't see why people these days choose their gender. There's only two, it's Nerf or nothing! (I'm just joking, I honestly don't care.)
What's the difference between an orphan and a baseball player?
The baseball player knows where home base is.
The emo tried to high five the tree, but the tree just left him hanging.
What falls first from a tree, an apple or an emo?
The apple... the emo just hangs there.
I stole a wheelchair. I knew the owner would come crawling back.