Joke jokes
"When your mom is pregnant and your best friend learns dad jokes."
Me:.....
How do you get a depressed person out of a tree?
You cut the rope.
Why did the Dad cross the road?
To get the milk.
What do you call an emo that cuts too deep? Gushers.
Knock knock. "Who's there?" Not your grandpa, he crashed the plane.
Why does Michael Jackson like twenty-eight year olds?
'Cause there are twenty of them.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One gets picked.
Joke start.
Punchline!
What do you call a disabled kid on fire?
Hot wheels.
What do you call a suicide bomber under the water?
A bath bomb.
Me: Dark humor jokes are like a mother's love.
Orphan: How come?
Me: You wouldn't get it.
Orphan: . . . .
What did the duck say to the drug dealer?
Gimme some of that quack!
What do you call a depressed person's life?
At this point, nonexistent.
What did one toilet say to the other?
You look pretty flushed.
"Dees nutz, got 'em!"
Don’t orphans work at Dollar Tree?
Cause it’s a family business.
Did you know an orphan is deeply religious because they can finally call someone "father."
What do priests and McDonald's have in common? They both like putting their meat in between 5-year-old buns.
I don't know an orphan joke, but I bib cried last night.
Because I am an orphan.
I can swallow two pieces of string and when they come out the other end, they'll be tied together. I shit you knot.