What is the difference between a woman and my fridge?
Only one moans when I put my meat in it.
Joke Jokes
Why do orphans pray to God?
So they have someone to call father.
Why did the kid cry?
His dad didn't get the milk.
What is it called when an orphan is having a family reunion?
Me time.
Where does a French cat live?
- In Purr-is
OR
- In the Catacombs
OR
- In a chat-eau.
There's an upside to being an orphan; every snack they get is family size.
What do Greek people never want to have on their food? Grease.
I’m probably the episode 9 since I make people cry.
Why do sisters hate you?
Because you're their favorite stepbrother :P
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What's a cat's favorite color? Purrrple!
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?
Philipe Philope.
Went to see a psychic the other day.
I knocked on the door, and she said, "Who is it?"
So I turned around and left.
If you have a teacher who is a Karen, comment what the worst thing that they did to you or your entire class. I know this isn’t a joke, but why not?
What do u call an orphan that takes a photo?
A family photo!
Pokemon: Why did the Miltank cross the road?
To get to the udder side.
What does an electric-type Pokémon say when they get gassy while drinking milk?
I’m Zaptos intolerant!
What did the helicopter say to the mountain?
Kobe.
What did the headless horseman say to the woman?
"Give me head."
Q. Why was the orphan unable to use the phone?
A. He was trying to phone home.
