Joke jokes
Your hairline is so bent, the McDonald's logo hairline made fun of it.
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Did you hear about the cemetery? I heard that people are dying to be there.
What do you call a different spaghetti? An impasta!
PAPYRUS: WHAT DO YOU CALL A DIFFERENT SPAGHETTI SANS?
SANS: What?
PAPYRUS: AN IMPASTA!
SANS: Good one.
What is the difference between Putin and an onion?
Nobody cries because of a cut Putin.
If an emo kid jumps off a building, who would win?
Society.
Why are orphans so good at GTA?
Because they're not wanted.
What did the suicidal guy say to his audience?
What did the suicidal guy say to his audience?
What’s a pedophile’s favorite band? Kids Bop.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
What's an Asian's favorite food place?
Answer: Petco
What is the difference between a woman and my fridge?
Only one moans when I put my meat in it.
Why do orphans pray to God?
So they have someone to call father.
Why did the kid cry?
His dad didn't get the milk.
What is it called when an orphan is having a family reunion?
Me time.
Where does a French cat live?
- In Purr-is
OR
- In the Catacombs
OR
- In a chat-eau.
There's an upside to being an orphan; every snack they get is family size.
What do Greek people never want to have on their food? Grease.
I’m probably the episode 9 since I make people cry.
Why do sisters hate you?
Because you're their favorite stepbrother :P
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