Joke jokes
Chuck Norris heard that nothing in the world could kill him.
So he tracked down nothing in the world and killed it.
Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear carpet in his room. It's not dead, just afraid to move.
I have a stepladder because my real ladder left when I was just a kid.
Oh wait, I'm thinking of...
My friend Josh made a joke about Liam's hairline, even though his ears are so big and his face looks like a monkey... if they were white.
If a bike is also called a bicycle, then what is a test also called?
A tEsTiClE!
What's the difference between a coat hanger and an emo?
Nothing, they both hang.
How do you get a depressed person out of a tree?
You cut the rope.
Why did the Dad cross the road?
To get the milk.
What did the science textbook say to the math textbook?
You've got a lot of problems!
Here’s another joke my friend told me.
What did the school shooter do when the librarian told him to be quiet? Pulled out a silencer.
Wow, my own joke. Category: I problem won’t remember this.
You're so fat, when people see you running, they can't help but yell out, "Keep running!"
Why was the kid's report card all wet?
Because it was below "sea" level.
Ok, so my brother made this, here it is:
Knock knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? Chicken garbage!
Ok I know it makes no sense, but he made it when he was like 3.
Why did the orphan go to church?
So he had someone to call Father.
What did the headless horseman say to the woman?
"Give me head."
What's long and black?
The line at Popeyes.
What's the difference between a nuclear reactor and your step sis? You need to use protection for the nuclear reactor.
Q. Why was the orphan unable to use the phone?
A. He was trying to phone home.
What is one good thing about pedophiles?
They drive slow in the school zone.