Joke jokes
Why can't orphans ride a bike?
'Cause their parents won't follow them.
What do you call a disabled kid on fire?
Hot wheels.
What do you call a suicide bomber under the water?
A bath bomb.
What do you call a depressed person's life?
At this point, nonexistent.
What did one toilet say to the other?
You look pretty flushed.
Did you know an orphan is deeply religious because they can finally call someone "father."
What flour do orphans use?
Self-raising flour.
A girl came to my house. She said, "Where are your parents?" I started crying.
Why did the orphan cross the road? (Not to see his mom or dad.)
What do you call a sped kid in a wheelchair that caught on fire?
Hot Wheels.
What falls first from a tree, an apple or an emo?
The apple... the emo just hangs there.
The people in 9/11 were the fastest readers. They went through 10 stories in 10 seconds.
What is an orphan's most hated baseball team? The Padres.
What did the duck say to the drug dealer?
Gimme some of that quack!
"Dees nutz, got 'em!"
Don’t orphans work at Dollar Tree?
Cause it’s a family business.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Who.
Who who.
It is an owl!
I can swallow two pieces of string and when they come out the other end, they'll be tied together. I shit you knot.
Why is it hard to break up with a Japanese girl?
Because you have to drop the bomb twice for her to get it.
Why do horny, deaf girls wear tight pants?
So you can read her lips.