Joke jokes
What do you call an emo that cuts too deep? Gushers.
I don't like making Kobe jokes... they always crash and burn.
Joke start.
Punchline!
You look good now, but you’d look better hanging from my ceiling. ;)
What do you call a person on fire in a wheelchair?
Hot wheels!
A father bought his depressed son a new house, and then pointing at it, he said, "Hang in there, son!"
What is an orphan's most hated baseball team? The Padres.
My late grandpa was always popular with women. One day, before he died, I asked him what his secret was. He said, "I inherited a watering hole."
Bewildered, I replied, "What does that have to do with anything?"
"I could easily get anyone wet because I was well endowed."
Why did the doctor turn down the orphan?
He was a family physician.
What is a pedophile's favorite piano note?
A Minor.
I like my girlfriend's new secondary school uniform, I guess, but doesn’t beat her old primary school one. 😀
Me: Dark humor jokes are like a mother's love.
Orphan: How come?
Me: You wouldn't get it.
Orphan: . . . .
What do you call a depressed person's life?
At this point, nonexistent.
What did one toilet say to the other?
You look pretty flushed.
"Dees nutz, got 'em!"
Did you know an orphan is deeply religious because they can finally call someone "father."
I can swallow two pieces of string and when they come out the other end, they'll be tied together. I shit you knot.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Who.
Who who.
It is an owl!
Why is it hard to break up with a Japanese girl?
Because you have to drop the bomb twice for her to get it.
What do you call a nacho that isn't yours?
Nacho cheese.