Joke jokes
Went to see a psychic the other day.
I knocked on the door, and she said, "Who is it?"
So I turned around and left.
The quiet kid's dad dies. You go, "Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Not your dad."
Then he says, "What comes after 47?"
The quiet kid says, "AK."
Why do orphans pray to God?
So they have someone to call father.
What's a cat's favorite color? Purrrple!
Why did the kid cry?
His dad didn't get the milk.
What is it called when an orphan is having a family reunion?
Me time.
Where does a French cat live?
- In Purr-is
OR
- In the Catacombs
OR
- In a chat-eau.
There's an upside to being an orphan; every snack they get is family size.
A blonde drops off her dress to the dry cleaners.
The lady says, "Come again!"
The blonde says, "No, it's toothpaste this time."
What do you call a deer who is funny?
Diraleous.
"When your mom is pregnant and your best friend learns dad jokes."
Me:.....
How do you get a depressed person out of a tree?
You cut the rope.
Why did the Dad cross the road?
To get the milk.
What do you call an emo that cuts too deep? Gushers.
Knock knock. "Who's there?" Not your grandpa, he crashed the plane.
Why does Michael Jackson like twenty-eight year olds?
'Cause there are twenty of them.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One gets picked.
Joke start.
Punchline!
What do you call a disabled kid on fire?
Hot wheels.
What do you call a suicide bomber under the water?
A bath bomb.