Joke jokes
Q. What does a Russian girl do when she gets unexpectedly pregnant?
A. Has an abortion.
Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.
I'm lookin' for some good jokes for the best song award. Can y'all help a fellow out?
Qwen is a liar (sent with a dance).
Wow, Gwen even said she loves TJ! She just did!
Prince, look at it. You are going to be crushed. It is in bored jokes and it has 65 comments, look there!
What happened to the depressed kid who tried to high five a tree?
Answer: He was left there hanging.
What is it called when an orphan is having a family reunion?
Me time.
There's an upside to being an orphan; every snack they get is family size.
What is black, white, and red all over?
A sunburnt zebra.
Where does a French cat live?
- In Purr-is
OR
- In the Catacombs
OR
- In a chat-eau.
Why do orphans pray to God?
So they have someone to call father.
Why did the turkey cross the road twice?
To prove he wasn't chicken!
What kind of animal falls from the sky?
Answer: A raindeer.
What do you call a man that has no arms, no legs, and sits in front of your door? Mat.
Famous last words: I COULD EAT THIS IN ONE BITE!
Today I told my sis, "Knock knock."
She said, "Who's there?"
I said, "I Eat eat my mop."
She said, "I eat mop poo instead of who."
What did the grape say when the Meerkat stepped on it?
It said nothing, just let out a little wine.
It's not surprising there isn't a whole lot of good tree jokes.
Most foresters have a wooden personality.
What do you call a train that likes toffee?
A chew-chew train.
What do you call a lady with a pyramid on her head?
mummy