Joke jokes
I go to get my mail.
Stranger: "Something fell out of your pocket! April fools!"
Me: "You're adopted, April fools!"
Then I see an orphan behind me and gets all excited.
Where does a French cat live?
- In Purr-is
OR
- In the Catacombs
OR
- In a chat-eau.
Why do orphans pray to God?
So they have someone to call father.
What's a cat's favorite color? Purrrple!
Why is the eagle a bird with many skills? Because it’s talon-ted!
How do homeless people move where they're living?
They pick up their box and walk away.
It was so cold out today believe it or not, I saw a politician with his hands in his own pockets!
I’m probably the episode 9 since I make people cry.
We are close to beating the world record of comments on this website (171). Right now, there are 155, so put more comments!
I'm lookin' for some good jokes for the best song award. Can y'all help a fellow out?
Why did the turkey cross the road twice?
To prove he wasn't chicken!
Why do G-Unit and C-Unit stand for? Gorilla unit and chimpanzee unit.
Q. What does a Russian girl do when she gets unexpectedly pregnant?
A. Has an abortion.
Why do sisters hate you?
Because you're their favorite stepbrother :P
Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.
A boy asks a zookeeper, "Why is there a baguette in a cage?"
The zookeeper says, "It's bread in captivity!"
Why was the turtle looking at her phone?
She wanted to take a shellfie.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Susan. Susan who? Season your chicken, it's too plain!
Qwen is a liar (sent with a dance).
Wow, Gwen even said she loves TJ! She just did!
Prince, look at it. You are going to be crushed. It is in bored jokes and it has 65 comments, look there!