Joke jokes
How do you get a depressed kid out of a tree? You cut the rope.
If you're bored, just go hit an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Why is September 11th the best birthday?
Everyone remembers it! :)
I have an orphan joke.
But it needs parental guidance.
What comedy skill can’t any cripple master?
Stand up.
I threw a lamp at a depressed kid and tried to brighten up his day.
What do you call a fart in a gay bar?
A mating call.
Fat person: "Hey, what's up?"
Friend: "Your blood pressure!"
Yo mama so fat, when she made a joke, only one person laughed at it: the pavement. It was absolutely cracking up!
Where's the best place to hide a body? In the second page of Google search results.
What does a cannibal do after eating its vegetables?
Sells the wheelchair.
Did you know Paul Walker had dandruff?
Neither did I until I found his Head and Shoulders in the glove compartment.
I would never slap a woman, then I’d be destroying property.
What did the man say to the deaf kid? He said...
What do you call a group of black men hanging from a tree?
Alabama wind chimes.
If two blind people meet, one of them says: "Long time, no see!"
Why did Ten need a therapist? He was in between 9/11.
How did the Emo kid bag all the cheerleaders?
He hit them all when he started shooting his shot.
What do you call a male prostitute in a bar...
Handy Andy.
Why did the orphan jump off of bridge?
So they can reunite with their dead family.