Joke jokes
Q: What did the chemist say when he found two isotopes of Helium?
A: HeHe.
Your face is a joke.
How do you scare a bee?
Boo-bee!
What noise did Steven Hawking make when he died?
Windows shutting down.
Why can't bugs drive... because they don't have a LICE-ens...
BA-DUM CHHH!
Q: Why did the family want to move out while the neighbors were playing tennis?
A: Because they were a racquet!
Q. What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A. A gummy bear.
Q. What monster plays the most April Fools' pranks?
A. Prankenstein.
If you overdose on Viagra, do you die... hard?
Why did the bat fall out of the tree?
It couldn’t hang in there.
I left Iran. Guess how? I ran!
Wanna hear a joke?
Me.
Has anybody heard of the guy who passed out in the middle of oncoming traffic? Yeah, he was tired.
Hey, wanna hear a joke?
Yeah, me too.
A boy asks a zookeeper, "Why is there a baguette in a cage?"
The zookeeper says, "It's bread in captivity!"
What did the grape say when the Meerkat stepped on it?
It said nothing, just let out a little wine.
I just stepped on a corn flake. I'm officially a cereal killer.
What do you call a man that has no arms, no legs, and sits in front of your door? Mat.
Why were the 1800s so crazy?
Because of Hairriet Tubman.
I only made so it's the 69th in the hair category.
The udder day I drank milk.
It was udderly delicious!