Joke jokes
Me: Dark humor jokes are like a mother's love.
Orphan: How come?
Me: You wouldn't get it.
Orphan: . . . .
What did the duck say to the drug dealer?
Gimme some of that quack!
What do you call a depressed person's life?
At this point, nonexistent.
What did one toilet say to the other?
You look pretty flushed.
"Dees nutz, got 'em!"
Don’t orphans work at Dollar Tree?
Cause it’s a family business.
Did you know an orphan is deeply religious because they can finally call someone "father."
What do priests and McDonald's have in common? They both like putting their meat in between 5-year-old buns.
I don't know an orphan joke, but I bib cried last night.
Because I am an orphan.
I can swallow two pieces of string and when they come out the other end, they'll be tied together. I shit you knot.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Who.
Who who.
It is an owl!
Why is it hard to break up with a Japanese girl?
Because you have to drop the bomb twice for her to get it.
Why do horny, deaf girls wear tight pants?
So you can read her lips.
What do you call a nacho that isn't yours?
Nacho cheese.
What's the biggest joke ever? Gender equality.
Bro, I thought your hairline was the Dorito logo.
Guys, stop making jokes about blind people, they might s... never mind, continue.
Do you know what the F in Orphan stands for?
Family.
Why was 6 scared of 7?
'Cause 7 8 9.
Dude,
if you stab a cereal box, will that make you a cereal killer?