What happened to the depressed kid who tried to high five a tree?
Answer: He was left there hanging.
Joke Jokes
Why did the orphan go to church?
So he had someone to call Father.
What's long and black?
The line at Popeyes.
"When your mom is pregnant and your best friend learns dad jokes."
Me:.....
How do you get a depressed person out of a tree?
You cut the rope.
Why did the Dad cross the road?
To get the milk.
What is one good thing about pedophiles?
They drive slow in the school zone.
Wow, my own joke. Category: I problem won’t remember this.
Kid: Wanna hear a joke?
Me: Sure.
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Me:?
A blonde drops off her dress to the dry cleaners.
The lady says, "Come again!"
The blonde says, "No, it's toothpaste this time."
The quiet kid's dad dies. You go, "Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Not your dad."
Then he says, "What comes after 47?"
The quiet kid says, "AK."
There's a blind hooker in town.
She never sees anyone coming.
Ok, so my brother made this, here it is:
Knock knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? Chicken garbage!
Ok I know it makes no sense, but he made it when he was like 3.
What's the difference between a nuclear reactor and your step sis? You need to use protection for the nuclear reactor.
It's not surprising there isn't a whole lot of good tree jokes.
Most foresters have a wooden personality.
What kind of animal falls from the sky?
Answer: A raindeer.
Why do G-Unit and C-Unit stand for? Gorilla unit and chimpanzee unit.
How come an orphan can't work for SC Johnson?
Because it's a family company.
Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.
Why did the turkey cross the road twice?
To prove he wasn't chicken!
