Joke jokes
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Who.
Who who.
It is an owl!
Why is it hard to break up with a Japanese girl?
Because you have to drop the bomb twice for her to get it.
Why do horny, deaf girls wear tight pants?
So you can read her lips.
What do you call a nacho that isn't yours?
Nacho cheese.
What's the biggest joke ever? Gender equality.
Bro, I thought your hairline was the Dorito logo.
Guys, stop making jokes about blind people, they might s... never mind, continue.
Do you know what the F in Orphan stands for?
Family.
Why was 6 scared of 7?
'Cause 7 8 9.
Dude,
if you stab a cereal box, will that make you a cereal killer?
What's a foot fetishist's favorite food? Hot dogs.
Twin Tower jokes are just plane.
What is the difference between a woman and my fridge?
Only one moans when I put my meat in it.
Have you played the game Imagine Dragons? Imagine draggin' deez nuts!
Why do teenage girls travel in odd-numbered groups?
Because they can't even.
What do the Twin Towers and my ad's condom both have in common?
They both broke and everybody cried.
What did the suicidal guy say to his audience?
What did the suicidal guy say to his audience?
The emo kid went to give a tree a high five.
The tree left him hanging.
My grandfather said my generation relies too much on technology. So I unplugged his life support. (ref)
Did you hear they made an Emo-Hipster pizza?
It cuts itself, and you're supposed to eat it before it's cool.