Joke jokes

What's the biggest joke ever? Gender equality.

Yo forehead so big, an airplane can use that as a runway!

What do you call a disabled kid on fire?

Hot wheels.

What do you call a suicide bomber under the water?

A bath bomb.

What did the duck say to the drug dealer?

Gimme some of that quack!

What's the difference between cotton and an orphan?

One gets picked.

Twin Tower jokes are just plane.

🗣: "Stop making suicide jokes!"

"Don't worry bro, I'll end it soon."

What flour do orphans use?

Self-raising flour.

What do priests and McDonald's have in common? They both like putting their meat in between 5-year-old buns.

Don’t orphans work at Dollar Tree?

Cause it’s a family business.

I don't know an orphan joke, but I bib cried last night.

Because I am an orphan.

Why do horny, deaf girls wear tight pants?

So you can read her lips.

Bro, I thought your hairline was the Dorito logo.

Guys, stop making jokes about blind people, they might s... never mind, continue.

Do you know what the F in Orphan stands for?

Family.

Why was 6 scared of 7?

'Cause 7 8 9.

The people in 9/11 were the fastest readers. They went through 10 stories in 10 seconds.

What's a foot fetishist's favorite food? Hot dogs.

Charlene's hairline was so big that Joe Biden could not make it prime minister.