Joke jokes
I am never wrong. One time I thought I was wrong, but I was mistaken.
Q: What's really long and black?
A: The line at KFC.
I got in trouble at school today because I told the teacher at school with COVID to stay positive.
Me: Hey, are you an orphan?
Orphan: Yeah, what gave me away?
Me: Your parents.
Hey, people don't fly with suicide jokes.
In fact, they hang with them!
Why was 10 scared?
Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
What do you call a depressed person's life?
At this point, nonexistent.
What did one toilet say to the other?
You look pretty flushed.
Did you know an orphan is deeply religious because they can finally call someone "father."
What do priests and McDonald's have in common? They both like putting their meat in between 5-year-old buns.
Don’t orphans work at Dollar Tree?
Cause it’s a family business.
I don't know an orphan joke, but I bib cried last night.
Because I am an orphan.
I can swallow two pieces of string and when they come out the other end, they'll be tied together. I shit you knot.
Why is it hard to break up with a Japanese girl?
Because you have to drop the bomb twice for her to get it.
Why do horny, deaf girls wear tight pants?
So you can read her lips.
Bro, I thought your hairline was the Dorito logo.
Why was 6 scared of 7?
'Cause 7 8 9.
What's the difference between cotton and an orphan?
One gets picked.
Cremation is my only hope for a hot, smoking body.
Yo forehead so big, an airplane can use that as a runway!