Joke jokes
Why can't emos stand in chairs?
Because they never get down.
Say "crack my finger" backwards.
When you suffer from depression and someone tells you to just cheer up, god damn, why didn't I think of that?
Knock knock.
"Who's there?"
Boo.
"Boo who?"
It's just a joke, no need to cry!
Popular guy in class: I am so funny.
Me: Your parents are funny as they made a joke and people are still laughing at it.
Me: Knock knock.
Orphan: Who's there?
Me: Not your family.
Why did one emo say to the other?
"I like your cuts, G."
What's Moby Dick's dad's name? Papa Boner.
A kid went and got a haircut. The day after, he went to school, and a friend says, "I like your cut." He replies, "Which one?"
My ceiling fan isn't the only thing that's going to be hanging tonight.
Hey guys, how was your day?
If you ask me the same question, here's the answer: depressing.
I still haven't made any friends on this app. All I do is read and comment on old jokes or opinions.
Why did the kid cry?
His dad didn't get the milk.
What did the emo kid say to the cashier? ... "Scan my wrists."
What's big, bounces, and makes little kids cry?
My donation to the orphanage :)
What do you call a kid named Caitlyn?
My best friend.
"I'm sorry, Wendy, but I don't trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die."
Did you hear about the dwarf that had his wallet stolen? Just how low can you get?
If an emo kid jumps off a building, who would win?
Society.
Why is Death the world's biggest slut?
Death gets to f*** everyone.
Your hairline is so bent, the McDonald's logo hairline made fun of it.
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