Joke jokes

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What's a cat's favorite color? Purrrple!

Went to see a psychic the other day.

I knocked on the door, and she said, "Who is it?"

So I turned around and left.

If you have a teacher who is a Karen, comment what the worst thing that they did to you or your entire class. I know this isn’t a joke, but why not?

What do u call an orphan that takes a photo?

A family photo!

Pokemon: Why did the Miltank cross the road?

To get to the udder side.

What does an electric-type Pokémon say when they get gassy while drinking milk?

I’m Zaptos intolerant!

What did the helicopter say to the mountain?

Kobe.

What did the headless horseman say to the woman?

"Give me head."

Q. Why was the orphan unable to use the phone?

A. He was trying to phone home.

What happened to the depressed kid who tried to high five a tree?

Answer: He was left there hanging.

Why did the orphan go to church?

So he had someone to call Father.

What's long and black?

The line at Popeyes.

"When your mom is pregnant and your best friend learns dad jokes."

Me:.....

How do you get a depressed person out of a tree?

You cut the rope.

Why did the Dad cross the road?

To get the milk.

What is one good thing about pedophiles?

They drive slow in the school zone.

Wow, my own joke. Category: I problem won’t remember this.

Kid: Wanna hear a joke?

Me: Sure.

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Me:?

A blonde drops off her dress to the dry cleaners.

The lady says, "Come again!"

The blonde says, "No, it's toothpaste this time."