Joke

Joke jokes

Love

I was making love to this girl, and she started crying. I said, “Are you going to hate yourself in the morning?” She said, “No, I hate myself now.”

– Rodney Dangerfield

Gender

I don't see why people these days choose their gender. There's only two, it's Nerf or nothing! (I'm just joking, I honestly don't care.)

Orphan

What's the difference between an orphan and a baseball player?

The baseball player knows where home base is.

Suicide

An emo man asked a librarian for a suicide book. She said no because you won't bring it back.

Emo kid

What in the world jumps the highest? Emo kids, some of them are still in the air.

Fly

What's the difference between Paul Walker and a fly? It's the sound they make when they hit the windshield.

Apple

If you drop an apple and an emo girl, who falls first?

The apple, because the emo girl hung herself.

Teacher

If you have a teacher who is a Karen, comment what the worst thing that they did to you or your entire class. I know this isn’t a joke, but why not?

Pokémon

What does an electric-type Pokémon say when they get gassy while drinking milk?

I’m Zaptos intolerant!

Chicken

Ok, so my brother made this, here it is:

Knock knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? Chicken garbage!

Ok I know it makes no sense, but he made it when he was like 3.

Day

Hey guys, how was your day?

If you ask me the same question, here's the answer: depressing.

I still haven't made any friends on this app. All I do is read and comment on old jokes or opinions.