Joke jokes
What's the difference between a blonde and the Panama Canal?
One's a busy ditch.
I once made a belt out of clocks.
It was a waist of time.
What do you call a midget that waves? A microwave.
What time are most dentist appointments? Tooth hurty.
Why is Death the world's biggest slut?
Death gets to f*** everyone.
My friend wasn't open to the idea of me becoming a nudist.
I told him to stop being so clothes-minded.
Jokes about communism aren't funny unless everyone gets them.
What do you call a shoe made by George Floyd?
The Breath Takers.
What did the blind kid say after touching the emo kid’s hand?
“I ain’t reading all that.”
A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are all in the 9th grade. Which one is the sexiest?
The blonde, because she’s the only one who’s 18.
Why do teenage girls travel in odd-numbered groups?
Because they can't even.
The emo kid went to give a tree a high five.
The tree left him hanging.
My grandfather said my generation relies too much on technology. So I unplugged his life support. (ref)
Did you hear they made an Emo-Hipster pizza?
It cuts itself, and you're supposed to eat it before it's cool.
None of these are jokes... they're all facts!
Knock knock. "Who's there?" Not your grandpa, he crashed the plane.
Why does Michael Jackson like twenty-eight year olds?
'Cause there are twenty of them.
What do you call a group of depressed people? The Suicide Squad.
What's the same about a newborn and a football?
You can kick them both very easily.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One gets picked.