Joke jokes
What's the difference between Paul Walker and a fly? It's the sound they make when they hit the windshield.
What does Joe Biden call a room full of kids? A toy room.
What's the difference between your dad and a boomerang?
The boomerang comes back.
I don't see why people these days choose their gender. There's only two, it's Nerf or nothing! (I'm just joking, I honestly don't care.)
The emo tried to high five the tree, but the tree just left him hanging.
Why did the orphan cross the road? (Not to see his mom or dad.)
What do you call a sped kid in a wheelchair that caught on fire?
Hot Wheels.
There was one kid that came home from school and asked his mom what dark humor was.
She said, "Well son, do you see that guy over there across the road? Go give him a high-five."
Son said, "But I can't see."
Mom said, "That's the point."
Are you a building because I rate you a 9/11?
Why were the Twin Towers mad when they ordered pizza?
One arrived plain, one came in late, one went to the wrong address, and the other one never came.
What sexual position produces the ugliest kids? Ask your mum!
What in the world jumps the highest? Emo kids, some of them are still in the air.
Why did he quit the internet?
People kept on (rick) rolling him.
What falls first from a tree, an apple or an emo?
The apple... the emo just hangs there.
I am never wrong. One time I thought I was wrong, but I was mistaken.
You know, the earth was flat till they buried your mama.
A girl came to my house. She said, "Where are your parents?" I started crying.
Don’t make jokes about 9/11. My dad was the best Middle Eastern pilot.
What falls down the building and doesn't get up again?
An emo.
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Punchline!
What is speedrunner's favorite type of food? FAST FOOD!