Joke jokes
Are you a building because I rate you a 9/11?
Why were the Twin Towers mad when they ordered pizza?
One arrived plain, one came in late, one went to the wrong address, and the other one never came.
What sexual position produces the ugliest kids? Ask your mum!
What in the world jumps the highest? Emo kids, some of them are still in the air.
What's the difference between Paul Walker and a fly? It's the sound they make when they hit the windshield.
What does Joe Biden call a room full of kids? A toy room.
What's the difference between your dad and a boomerang?
The boomerang comes back.
Q: How do you fit 4 gay men on a bar stool?
A: Flip the chair upside down.
Why did he quit the internet?
People kept on (rick) rolling him.
Really gotta love all the morons who, instead of sharing irreverent dark jokes, say the stupidest shit pertaining to Christianism.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had diarrhea.
What is the difference between a dead body and a Lamborghini?
I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.
Why did the orphan jump off of bridge?
So they can reunite with their dead family.
I don't need a punchline. Karens are the only joke I need.
Walk up to an emo and say, "I like your cuts G."
What are two plus sides to being an orphan?
1. All your snacks are family sized.
2. No one can make jokes about your mama.
What's the difference between apples and orphans? Apples get picked.
I was making love to this girl, and she started crying. I said, “Are you going to hate yourself in the morning?” She said, “No, I hate myself now.”
– Rodney Dangerfield
I don't see why people these days choose their gender. There's only two, it's Nerf or nothing! (I'm just joking, I honestly don't care.)
What's the difference between an orphan and a baseball player?
The baseball player knows where home base is.
The emo tried to high five the tree, but the tree just left him hanging.