Joke jokes
Are you a mental hospital? Cause I need to be in you.
Why should you never make height jokes about dwarfs?
It goes right over their head.
A conman, a mentally handicapped person, and a Russian spy walk into a bar.
And the bartender asks, "What will it be, Mr. President?"
Jokes are like Indians.
They never die, they just get reincarnated.
My sister said to roast her, but my mom said I'm not allowed to burn trash.
What's the difference between a gay man and a freezer?
A freezer doesn't scream when you put meat inside it.
Did you hear about the woman who put her husband’s ashes in a burrito?
He gets to tear that ass up one more time.
My dad told me a joke one time. When I realized the joke, the second tower was hit.
What’s the difference between my ex and a unicycle?
A unicycle can only take one person at a time.
What did the cow say to the leather chair?
“Hi Mom!”
I went to a library and I started to make fun of a disabled guy. He started crying, and I said, "Stand up for yourself!"
Chuck Norris heard that nothing in the world could kill him.
So he tracked down nothing in the world and killed it.
Why can't you tell an Indian a secret? Because the red dot means they're recording!
Why did the orphan cross the road? (Not to see his mom or dad.)
What did Joe Biden say when he got pulled over?
I'm just a-Biden the law, officer.
Don't ever tell somebody depressed to try again.
Really gotta love all the morons who, instead of sharing irreverent dark jokes, say the stupidest shit pertaining to Christianism.
What's the difference between apples and orphans? Apples get picked.
What do you call a sped kid in a wheelchair that caught on fire?
Hot Wheels.
Why did the orphan jump off of bridge?
So they can reunite with their dead family.