Joke jokes
If you drop an apple and an emo girl, who falls first?
The apple, because the emo girl hung herself.
Why did he quit the internet?
People kept on (rick) rolling him.
There's a blind hooker in town.
She never sees anyone coming.
If you have a teacher who is a Karen, comment what the worst thing that they did to you or your entire class. I know this isn’t a joke, but why not?
What do u call an orphan that takes a photo?
A family photo!
Pokemon: Why did the Miltank cross the road?
To get to the udder side.
What does an electric-type Pokémon say when they get gassy while drinking milk?
I’m Zaptos intolerant!
Ok, so my brother made this, here it is:
Knock knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? Chicken garbage!
Ok I know it makes no sense, but he made it when he was like 3.
What did the helicopter say to the mountain?
Kobe.
Hey guys, how was your day?
If you ask me the same question, here's the answer: depressing.
I still haven't made any friends on this app. All I do is read and comment on old jokes or opinions.
Went to see a psychic the other day.
I knocked on the door, and she said, "Who is it?"
So I turned around and left.
The quiet kid's dad dies. You go, "Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Not your dad."
Then he says, "What comes after 47?"
The quiet kid says, "AK."
Why do orphans pray to God?
So they have someone to call father.
What's a cat's favorite color? Purrrple!
Why did the kid cry?
His dad didn't get the milk.
What is it called when an orphan is having a family reunion?
Me time.
Where does a French cat live?
- In Purr-is
OR
- In the Catacombs
OR
- In a chat-eau.
There's an upside to being an orphan; every snack they get is family size.
A blonde drops off her dress to the dry cleaners.
The lady says, "Come again!"
The blonde says, "No, it's toothpaste this time."
What do you call a deer who is funny?
Diraleous.