Joke jokes
My grandfather said my generation relies too much on technology. So I unplugged his life support. (ref)
Joke start.
Punchline!
Yo forehead so big, an airplane can use that as a runway!
What do you call a suicide bomber under the water?
A bath bomb.
"Dees nutz, got 'em!"
None of these are jokes... they're all facts!
Knock knock. "Who's there?" Not your grandpa, he crashed the plane.
What do you call a group of depressed people? The Suicide Squad.
You look good now, but you’d look better hanging from my ceiling. ;)
What do you call a person on fire in a wheelchair?
Hot wheels!
A father bought his depressed son a new house, and then pointing at it, he said, "Hang in there, son!"
Why did the doctor turn down the orphan?
He was a family physician.
Me: Dark humor jokes are like a mother's love.
Orphan: How come?
Me: You wouldn't get it.
Orphan: . . . .
Why do teenage girls travel in odd-numbered groups?
Because they can't even.
Did you hear they made an Emo-Hipster pizza?
It cuts itself, and you're supposed to eat it before it's cool.
Don't say your life is a joke, because jokes got meaning.
What do you call an emo that cuts too deep? Gushers.
I don't like making Kobe jokes... they always crash and burn.
What's the same about a newborn and a football?
You can kick them both very easily.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One gets picked.