Joke jokes
What side of the sidewalk do crazy people walk on? The psych-o-path.
What's the difference between a blonde and the Panama Canal?
One's a busy ditch.
POV: I made a blind joke.
"That isn't funny. What if Helen Keller saw that?"
What's the difference between an apple tree and an orphan? The apples get picked.
How are you and an orphan similar?
Both of your fathers are invisible.
Yo mama so fat, when she made a joke, only one person laughed at it: the pavement. It was absolutely cracking up!
Why can't you tell an Indian a secret? Because the red dot means they're recording!
Instead of the line, "This girl's on fire," my friend can relate to, "The baby in the oven's on fire, and I need to take it the f*ck out!"
Yo momma is so fat, when she tried to hang herself, the noose broke.
These jokes are so dark that they picked the cotton!
I went to a library and I started to make fun of a disabled guy. He started crying, and I said, "Stand up for yourself!"
It's horrible to make jokes about 9/11, but it's not funny when I found out my mate's mum jumped from the 21st floor.
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
Because their dad left and never came back home with the milk.
Are you mixed? Cuz you're half fine, half mine 😏
What's a lesbian's favorite weapon?
A finger gun.
Where's the best place to hide a body? In the second page of Google search results.
What’s the worst joke ever? Your parents’ relationship.
What's a terrorist's favorite car? A Porsche 9/11.
I have a joke about paper. It's tearable.
I love telling dad jokes. He always laughs.