Joke jokes
What sexual position produces the ugliest kids? Ask your mum!
What's the difference between apples and orphans? Apples get picked.
I was making love to this girl, and she started crying. I said, “Are you going to hate yourself in the morning?” She said, “No, I hate myself now.”
– Rodney Dangerfield
I don't see why people these days choose their gender. There's only two, it's Nerf or nothing! (I'm just joking, I honestly don't care.)
What's the difference between an orphan and a baseball player?
The baseball player knows where home base is.
An emo man asked a librarian for a suicide book. She said no because you won't bring it back.
What in the world jumps the highest? Emo kids, some of them are still in the air.
What's the difference between Paul Walker and a fly? It's the sound they make when they hit the windshield.
What does Joe Biden call a room full of kids? A toy room.
What's the difference between your dad and a boomerang?
The boomerang comes back.
If you drop an apple and an emo girl, who falls first?
The apple, because the emo girl hung herself.
Why did he quit the internet?
People kept on (rick) rolling him.
There's a blind hooker in town.
She never sees anyone coming.
If you have a teacher who is a Karen, comment what the worst thing that they did to you or your entire class. I know this isn’t a joke, but why not?
What do u call an orphan that takes a photo?
A family photo!
Pokemon: Why did the Miltank cross the road?
To get to the udder side.
What does an electric-type Pokémon say when they get gassy while drinking milk?
I’m Zaptos intolerant!
Ok, so my brother made this, here it is:
Knock knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? Chicken garbage!
Ok I know it makes no sense, but he made it when he was like 3.
What did the helicopter say to the mountain?
Kobe.
Hey guys, how was your day?
If you ask me the same question, here's the answer: depressing.
I still haven't made any friends on this app. All I do is read and comment on old jokes or opinions.