A father bought his depressed son a new house, and then pointing at it, he said, "Hang in there, son!"
Joke Jokes
Why did the doctor turn down the orphan?
He was a family physician.
Me: Dark humor jokes are like a mother's love.
Orphan: How come?
Me: You wouldn't get it.
Orphan: . . . .
Why do teenage girls travel in odd-numbered groups?
Because they can't even.
Did you hear they made an Emo-Hipster pizza?
It cuts itself, and you're supposed to eat it before it's cool.
Don't say your life is a joke, because jokes got meaning.
What do you call an emo that cuts too deep? Gushers.
I don't like making Kobe jokes... they always crash and burn.
What's the same about a newborn and a football?
You can kick them both very easily.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One gets picked.
Your hairline is so bent, the McDonald's logo hairline made fun of it.
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Did you hear about the cemetery? I heard that people are dying to be there.
What do you call a different spaghetti? An impasta!
PAPYRUS: WHAT DO YOU CALL A DIFFERENT SPAGHETTI SANS?
SANS: What?
PAPYRUS: AN IMPASTA!
SANS: Good one.
What is the difference between Putin and an onion?
Nobody cries because of a cut Putin.
If an emo kid jumps off a building, who would win?
Society.
Why are orphans so good at GTA?
Because they're not wanted.
What did the suicidal guy say to his audience?
What did the suicidal guy say to his audience?
What’s a pedophile’s favorite band? Kids Bop.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
What's an Asian's favorite food place?
Answer: Petco
