What's an orphan's favorite game?
"Who's your daddy?"
(Go look up the game)
Joke Jokes
Hey, did you hear about the kidnapping?
"No."
Yeah, but then he woke up.
What do you call a Mexican who's lost his car?
Carlos.
My friend said they were going to make a comeback. I told them to do it at the back of the throat.
What do you call a kid named Caitlyn?
My best friend.
What's Moby Dick's dad's name? Papa Boner.
A kid went and got a haircut. The day after, he went to school, and a friend says, "I like your cut." He replies, "Which one?"
Why did one emo say to the other?
"I like your cuts, G."
Why can't emos stand in chairs?
Because they never get down.
The real dead hooker joke is on all of us from the Fraser Valley in BC. You know damn well each and everyone of us ate that Pickton hooker pork. Considering it stretching from the 80's-2000's, pretty sure he got 4 generations of Valley folk with that Pickton pork.
Why do fathers take an extra pair of socks when they go golfing?
In case they get a hole in one!
What do you call an Italian with a rubber toe?
Roberto.
What do you call a gay man with a thicc ass?
Fruit cake.
What’s the definition of “perfect pitch?”
Throwing a viola into the dumpster without hitting the rim.
What do you call a picture of an orphan?
A family portrait.
I still remember the last thing Gaster said before he kicked the bucket, it was, "Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?" (Sans)
Why was the kinetic sand always happy?
Because it was kinetic with its friends!
What is Hitler's favorite letter?
Not-Z.
Q: Why can you be rude to an orphan?
A: Because who are they gonna tell their parents?
They call me an elevator because I let people down.
