Joke jokes
How are you and an orphan similar?
Both of your fathers are invisible.
Q: What do you get when you cross Viagra and Donald Trump?
A: Erection fraud. (Just a joke.)
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Suicide.
Suicide who?
Suicide you.
Why was 10 scared?
Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
Horrible Jokes, Part One- A friend of mine got into photographing salmon in different clothing. He said he liked shooting fish in apparel.
Yo mama so fat, when she made a joke, only one person laughed at it: the pavement. It was absolutely cracking up!
What do you call a non-binary person that is lactose intolerant?
Non-buy dairy.
What's a benefit of being an orphan?
No one makes yo mama jokes to you.
What's a lesbian's favorite weapon?
A finger gun.
Where's the best place to hide a body? In the second page of Google search results.
What’s the worst joke ever? Your parents’ relationship.
What's a terrorist's favorite car? A Porsche 9/11.
These jokes are so dark that they picked the cotton!
It's horrible to make jokes about 9/11, but it's not funny when I found out my mate's mum jumped from the 21st floor.
I got in trouble at school today because I told the teacher at school with COVID to stay positive.
My friend said an apple a day keeps the orphan away. I said only if you throw it hard enough.
What did I say to the bridge?
Bye, bridge.
Me: Hey, are you an orphan?
Orphan: Yeah, what gave me away?
Me: Your parents.
Hey, people don't fly with suicide jokes.
In fact, they hang with them!
Q: Why did the orphan cross the road?
A: To get to the other side to find his parents.
There was no other side of the road.