Joke jokes
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Heaven.
Heaven who?
Heaven fun over there?
My dad told me I'm a failure.
I failed a math test.
Good thing there's a pole outside my house.
What did the science textbook say to the math textbook?
You've got a lot of problems!
Here’s another joke my friend told me.
What did the school shooter do when the librarian told him to be quiet? Pulled out a silencer.
You're so fat, when people see you running, they can't help but yell out, "Keep running!"
Kid: Wanna hear a joke?
Me: Sure.
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"When your mom is pregnant and your best friend learns dad jokes."
Me:.....
What did the headless horseman say to the woman?
"Give me head."
What's long and black?
The line at Popeyes.
What's the difference between a nuclear reactor and your step sis? You need to use protection for the nuclear reactor.
Q. Why was the orphan unable to use the phone?
A. He was trying to phone home.
What is one good thing about pedophiles?
They drive slow in the school zone.
Wow, my own joke. Category: I problem won’t remember this.
What is black, white, and red all over?
A sunburnt zebra.
Why was the kid's report card all wet?
Because it was below "sea" level.
What's the difference between a coat hanger and an emo?
Nothing, they both hang.
What do you call a deer who is funny?
Diraleous.
How do you get a depressed person out of a tree?
You cut the rope.
Why did the Dad cross the road?
To get the milk.
There's a blind hooker in town.
She never sees anyone coming.