Joke jokes
I told an orphan to never stop talking until their parents come home.
Now I can’t get it to shut up.
Why are astronauts forgetful?
They're always spacing out.
God sent a kid to the principal's office for giving a blind kid sunglasses and said, "Don't let the sun damage your eyes!"
I saw a kid on the curb while I was on a walk, and he was in baggy clothes, and I said, "Are you an orphan?" He said, "Yeah." And the orphan said, "What gave me away?" I said, "Ur parents."
What is speedrunner's favorite type of food? FAST FOOD!
What do you get when you cross a shark and a computer? Computer bytes!
Russia—the real joke.
Knock knock.
"Who's there?"
Boo.
"Boo who?"
It's just a joke, no need to cry!
Me: Knock knock.
Orphan: Who's there?
Me: Not your family.
My ceiling fan isn't the only thing that's going to be hanging tonight.
What's an orphan's favorite game?
"Who's your daddy?"
(Go look up the game)
Hey, did you hear about the kidnapping?
"No."
Yeah, but then he woke up.
What do you call a Mexican who's lost his car?
Carlos.
My friend said they were going to make a comeback. I told them to do it at the back of the throat.
What do you call a kid named Caitlyn?
My best friend.
What's Moby Dick's dad's name? Papa Boner.
A kid went and got a haircut. The day after, he went to school, and a friend says, "I like your cut." He replies, "Which one?"
Why did one emo say to the other?
"I like your cuts, G."
Why can't emos stand in chairs?
Because they never get down.
The real dead hooker joke is on all of us from the Fraser Valley in BC. You know damn well each and everyone of us ate that Pickton hooker pork. Considering it stretching from the 80's-2000's, pretty sure he got 4 generations of Valley folk with that Pickton pork.