Joke jokes
A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are all in the 9th grade. Which one is the sexiest?
The blonde, because she’s the only one who’s 18.
Alabama's saying: It's not cheating if we’re all siblings.
A conman, a mentally handicapped person, and a Russian spy walk into a bar.
And the bartender asks, "What will it be, Mr. President?"
How do you tell whether you’ve satisfied a redhead?
She unlocks the handcuffs.
How does Osama feed his child? "Here comes the airplane, here comes another one."
I have a joke about paper. It's tearable.
I love telling dad jokes. He always laughs.
Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear carpet in his room. It's not dead, just afraid to move.
My friend Josh made a joke about Liam's hairline, even though his ears are so big and his face looks like a monkey... if they were white.
What's the difference between an apple tree and an orphan? The apples get picked.
What's the difference between the milkman and my dad?
Nothing, they are both one thing except he never returns with milk.
(I've been eating cereal with water COMBINATION!)
I asked my friend what the best gay joke is, and she said "You."
Q. What do they call an ISIS terrorist who owns both a camel and a goat?
A. Bisexual.
Q: What do you call a Chinese billionaire?
A: Cha-Ching!
Why did the Emo Chicken cross the road?
To get hit by a car.
The only thing drier than these jokes is your mom.
Yo momma is so fat, when she tried to hang herself, the noose broke.
Are you mixed? Cuz you're half fine, half mine 😏
What’s the worst joke ever? Your parents’ relationship.
What's a terrorist's favorite car? A Porsche 9/11.