Joke jokes
Why did the math book kill itself?
It had too many problems.
What’s the difference between your dad and your hairline?
Nothing, they both ran off.
How does Osama feed his child? "Here comes the airplane, here comes another one."
There are a lot of upsides to being an orphan.
For one, you never have to worry about your jokes being family friendly.
Did you see that Chinese man with no legs?
No, I'm blind.
Stop ruining my jokes.
Isn't that the Chinese man with no legs' fault?
It's not like He Go Ann Hi Weh.
What do you call a male prostitute in a bar...
Handy Andy.
It's like your hairline and your forehead had a disagreement.
I don't need a punchline. Karens are the only joke I need.
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
Because their dad left and never came back home with the milk.
Are you mixed? Cuz you're half fine, half mine 😏
What's the difference between an apple tree and an orphan? The apples get picked.
What's a benefit of being an orphan?
No one makes yo mama jokes to you.
What's a lesbian's favorite weapon?
A finger gun.
Why did the orphan jump off of bridge?
So they can reunite with their dead family.
What do u call a lesbian dinosaur?
I like alottopuss.
Walk up to an emo and say, "I like your cuts G."
Where's the best place to hide a body? In the second page of Google search results.
It's horrible to make jokes about 9/11, but it's not funny when I found out my mate's mum jumped from the 21st floor.
My friend Josh made a joke about Liam's hairline, even though his ears are so big and his face looks like a monkey... if they were white.
POV: I made a blind joke.
"That isn't funny. What if Helen Keller saw that?"