Joke jokes
Hey, did you hear about the kidnapping?
"No."
Yeah, but then he woke up.
Why can't emos stand in chairs?
Because they never get down.
They call me an elevator because I let people down.
Knock knock.
"Who's there?"
Boo.
"Boo who?"
It's just a joke, no need to cry!
What's Moby Dick's dad's name? Papa Boner.
Me: Knock knock.
Orphan: Who's there?
Me: Not your family.
A kid went and got a haircut. The day after, he went to school, and a friend says, "I like your cut." He replies, "Which one?"
Q: What was the last thing Kurt Cobain said to Courtney Love before he died?
A: “Holes gonna be big.”
God sent a kid to the principal's office for giving a blind kid sunglasses and said, "Don't let the sun damage your eyes!"
What is speedrunner's favorite type of food? FAST FOOD!
What do you get when you cross a shark and a computer? Computer bytes!
I saw a kid on the curb while I was on a walk, and he was in baggy clothes, and I said, "Are you an orphan?" He said, "Yeah." And the orphan said, "What gave me away?" I said, "Ur parents."
What did the emo kid say to the cashier? ... "Scan my wrists."
The terrorists said over the intercom, "We're coming up to our destination, so we can't go over it, we can't go under, we have to go through it."
What's big, bounces, and makes little kids cry?
My donation to the orphanage :)
What do you call a kid named Caitlyn?
My best friend.
The real dead hooker joke is on all of us from the Fraser Valley in BC. You know damn well each and everyone of us ate that Pickton hooker pork. Considering it stretching from the 80's-2000's, pretty sure he got 4 generations of Valley folk with that Pickton pork.
What do you call an Italian with a rubber toe?
Roberto.
What’s the definition of “perfect pitch?”
Throwing a viola into the dumpster without hitting the rim.
Why did the orphan go to church?
So they had someone to call Father.