Joke jokes
People ask me if my friend jumps off a bridge, will I go as well? Of course not. I am a leader; I will go first, my friend will jump after me!
If Asriel were Sans, would his theme be "Jokes and Memes"?
How to fall down the stairs:
Step 1, 2, 3, 6, 10, floor.
Walk up to an emo and say, "I like your cuts G."
Q: What's really long and black?
A: The line at KFC.
Why is it okay to hit an orphan?
It's not like it can tell its parents.
Don't ever tell somebody depressed to try again.
Friend: Hey, wanna race home?
Orphan: What home?
How do you get a depressed kid out of a tree? You cut the rope.
Your hairline went back faster than your adoption papers!
Why is September 11th the best birthday?
Everyone remembers it! :)
What do u call a lesbian dinosaur?
I like alottopuss.
Ok guys, I have one last joke (for now).
What do you call it when Panera is over?
Panera end.
If you're bored, just go hit an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
I have an orphan joke.
But it needs parental guidance.
What comedy skill can’t any cripple master?
Stand up.
I threw a lamp at a depressed kid and tried to brighten up his day.
My friend said an apple a day keeps the orphan away. I said only if you throw it hard enough.
What did I say to the bridge?
Bye, bridge.
Hey, people don't fly with suicide jokes.
In fact, they hang with them!