Joke jokes
What do you call an Italian with a rubber toe?
Roberto.
What’s the definition of “perfect pitch?”
Throwing a viola into the dumpster without hitting the rim.
Why did the orphan go to church?
So they had someone to call Father.
Why are half the orphans missing? Because I took them, of course! :]
Russia—the real joke.
God sent a kid to the principal's office for giving a blind kid sunglasses and said, "Don't let the sun damage your eyes!"
What is speedrunner's favorite type of food? FAST FOOD!
Knock knock.
"Who's there?"
Boo.
"Boo who?"
It's just a joke, no need to cry!
Why are astronauts forgetful?
They're always spacing out.
What do you get when you cross a shark and a computer? Computer bytes!
I saw a kid on the curb while I was on a walk, and he was in baggy clothes, and I said, "Are you an orphan?" He said, "Yeah." And the orphan said, "What gave me away?" I said, "Ur parents."
My ceiling fan isn't the only thing that's going to be hanging tonight.
Hey, did you hear about the kidnapping?
"No."
Yeah, but then he woke up.
Why can't emos stand in chairs?
Because they never get down.
What's Moby Dick's dad's name? Papa Boner.
Me: Knock knock.
Orphan: Who's there?
Me: Not your family.
A kid went and got a haircut. The day after, he went to school, and a friend says, "I like your cut." He replies, "Which one?"
Why did one emo say to the other?
"I like your cuts, G."
What's an orphan's favorite game?
"Who's your daddy?"
(Go look up the game)
What is the difference between 9/11 and rickrolling?
The Twin Towers gave up and let down.