Joke jokes
What do you call a shoe made by George Floyd?
The Breath Takers.
Q: What do you call a Chinese billionaire?
A: Cha-Ching!
Why did the math book kill itself?
It had too many problems.
What’s the difference between your dad and your hairline?
Nothing, they both ran off.
Your mum is so slow, it took her nine months to make a joke.
I had a JFK joke, but it went right through my head.
Why did the Emo Chicken cross the road?
To get hit by a car.
The worst comedians take 9 months to make a joke. Then they spend the rest of their lives trying to forget it.
I tell dad jokes all the time even though I’m not actually a dad.
I’m a faux pa.
Did you know Paul Walker had dandruff?
Neither did I until I found his Head and Shoulders in the glove compartment.
If two blind people meet, one of them says: "Long time, no see!"
A man walks into a bar "Why am I so bad at Limbo?"
Jokes about communism aren't funny unless everyone gets them.
Chuck Norris can drown a fish.
What is the difference between a cow and 9/11?
You can’t milk a cow for 15 years.
How do you trick a homophobic heterosexual male that is a Roman Catholic priest into using the glory hole inside the men's restroom at a gay bar?
Tell him that it is a confessional booth.
My sister said to roast her, but my mom said I'm not allowed to burn trash.
How do you tell whether you’ve satisfied a redhead?
She unlocks the handcuffs.
My mother-in-law would have been on one of the planes that crashed on 9/11.
Had I known in advance, I would have bought her the ticket.
My 19-year-old girl killed a butterfly. I said no butter for you.
She then she killed a cockroach. I told her nice try.