Joke jokes
What did the kangaroo say to the elephant? Hi up there!
Why was the calf afraid?
Because she was a cow-herd.
Why did the one-armed man cross the road?
To get to the second-hand shop.
"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Dishes."
"Dishes who?"
"Dishes a bad joke."
Why did the Dad cross the road?
To get the milk.
Why are astronauts forgetful?
They're always spacing out.
You're so fat, when people see you running, they can't help but yell out, "Keep running!"
Why was the kid's report card all wet?
Because it was below "sea" level.
I told an orphan to never stop talking until their parents come home.
Now I can’t get it to shut up.
Russia—the real joke.
What do you get when you cross a shark and a computer? Computer bytes!
I saw a kid on the curb while I was on a walk, and he was in baggy clothes, and I said, "Are you an orphan?" He said, "Yeah." And the orphan said, "What gave me away?" I said, "Ur parents."
God sent a kid to the principal's office for giving a blind kid sunglasses and said, "Don't let the sun damage your eyes!"
What is speedrunner's favorite type of food? FAST FOOD!
Knock knock.
"Who's there?"
Boo.
"Boo who?"
It's just a joke, no need to cry!
Popular guy in class: I am so funny.
Me: Your parents are funny as they made a joke and people are still laughing at it.
What's the difference between a coat hanger and an emo?
Nothing, they both hang.
Why did the chicken cross the road to KFC?
He wanted to see a chicken strip.
What did the science textbook say to the math textbook?
You've got a lot of problems!
Here’s another joke my friend told me.
What did the school shooter do when the librarian told him to be quiet? Pulled out a silencer.