I tell dad jokes all the time even though I’m not actually a dad.
I’m a faux pa.
Joke Jokes
Did you know Paul Walker had dandruff?
Neither did I until I found his Head and Shoulders in the glove compartment.
If two blind people meet, one of them says: "Long time, no see!"
A man walks into a bar "Why am I so bad at Limbo?"
Jokes about communism aren't funny unless everyone gets them.
Chuck Norris can drown a fish.
What concert only costs 45 cents?
50 Cent featuring Nickelback.
What is the difference between a cow and 9/11?
You can’t milk a cow for 15 years.
How do you trick a homophobic heterosexual male that is a Roman Catholic priest into using the glory hole inside the men's restroom at a gay bar?
Tell him that it is a confessional booth.
My sister said to roast her, but my mom said I'm not allowed to burn trash.
How do you tell whether you’ve satisfied a redhead?
She unlocks the handcuffs.
My mother-in-law would have been on one of the planes that crashed on 9/11.
Had I known in advance, I would have bought her the ticket.
What is the difference between the Twin Towers and Elton John?
Elton John is still standing.
My 19-year-old girl killed a butterfly. I said no butter for you.
She then she killed a cockroach. I told her nice try.
Jokes are like Indians.
They never die, they just get reincarnated.
I would never slap a woman, then I’d be destroying property.
What do you call a group of black men hanging from a tree?
Alabama wind chimes.
Why did Ten need a therapist? He was in between 9/11.
What do you call a U.S. border hopper?
A Mexican jumping bean.
Scientists say a banana a day is great for the colon.
But you gotta eat it!
