What's a mentally retarded person's favorite color? Clear.
Joke Jokes
What do you call a dwarf suicide bomber?
A party popper.
I would make a dad joke, but I don't have a dad to joke about.
How do you get a fat kid to lose weight?
You pay the ice cream man to keep on driving. IDK.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
No one.
No one who?
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If I told you, you had a nice body, would you hold it against me?
What do you call a kid in a wheelchair on fire?
Hot wheels.
Give a man a match, and he's warm for a few minutes. Set him on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
Top tip; if your wife asks, "What would you like to do to my body?" 'Identify it' is the wrong answer.
Helen Keller is the kind of person to ask you what the time is.
Why can't orphans play GTA? Because they're not wanted.
For this orphan, his dad didn't only go and get the milk. His mom did too.
Muslim child to his mother: "Mom, why is my backpack so heavy?"
Mom: "Allahu Akbar, my son, Allahu Akbar!"
Are your hairline and forehead old friends, because they go way back?
If it’s called the “living room,” why did my grandma die there?
Why did the emo cross the road?
To not get to the other side.
I went up to the blind kid and said, "Can you get that for me?" and he said, "I can't, I'm blind." And so I said, "I see."
Are you George Floyd?
Cause you take my breath away! 😮💨
Your forehead is so big that your face touches your chin.
That joke didn't land well, did it?
