Joke jokes
What's black, white, and red all over?
A bi-racial car wreck.
Why did they call off the leper hockey game?
There was a face-off in the corner.
He's not dead, his batteries have run out.
A very rich and famous comedian walked into a Russian bar and asked for a vodka, but the bar man (a big fan of his) answered to him: - "This vodka isn't good enough for you." - "If it is good enough for you it is good enough for me!"
In 2021, we won't need an April Fool's prank. Just think of Joe Biden and call it a day.
What do you call a Native American with a boner?
A redwood.
Q: Why did the father throw butter out the window?
A: He wanted to see a butterfly.
Stop complaining. Pedophile jokes are pretty funny, but to say there are over 100 of them only to have repeats of the same joke told by different people is very disappointing.
What's funny about dead baby jokes? - They never get old.
I gave an orphan an iPhone X for a reason.
It doesn’t have a home button.
I saw this girl with blue hair and slapped her wrist and said, “NICE CUT G!”
Some guy farts and says, "That was some asshole behind me."
What's better than throwing dead babes?
Catching them after with a pitchfork.
What did one tree say to the tree that was a bully? "LEAF me alone."
How many animals can jump higher than a skyscraper? -- All of them, skyscrapers can't jump.
What did the butcher say to the pig?
Nice to meat you.
I love fire. My friends love it too. When I set them on fire, they run around and scream. They sometimes get so tired they immediately fall asleep forever. Also, they need a shower.
How many babies does it take to light up a basement?
I don't know, my basement is still dark.
It says enter a joke, but I can't enter my life.
What's a homeless person's favorite cookie?
Pooreos.