Broken nose jokes

“What happens to an Asian man when he runs into a brick wall with an erection?”

“A broken nose.”

"What happens when an Asian man runs into a brick wall?"

"A broken nose."

I went up to the deaf kid and said, "I’m going to punch you in 3, 2, 1." And he ended up with a broken nose, and I said, "You should have listened to me!"

My ex got into a bad accident recently. I told the doctors the wrong blood type. Now she will really know what rejection feels like.

A Blonde walks into a hospital claiming that everywhere she touches hurts. So she goes into the examination room and the doctor says, "Okay, I'd like you to point to wherever it hurts." So the Blonde pokes her cheek and says, "Here. Ow." She then pokes her arm and says, "Here. Ow." She then repeats this with different parts of her body until the doctor finally says that she should stop.

The doctor says, "I know what's happened to you." "What's happened to me?" The Blonde says, concerned. The doctor simply replies, "You have a broken finger."

What do you call a nose without a body? -- Nobody knows.

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but a crowbar could do it so much quicker.

Never break someone’s heart, they only have one.

Break their bones instead, they have 206 of them.