Broken nose jokes

“What happens to an Asian man when he runs into a brick wall with an erection?”

“A broken nose.”

I went up to the deaf kid and said, "I’m going to punch you in 3, 2, 1." And he ended up with a broken nose, and I said, "You should have listened to me!"

I wear a nose on my forehead.

What do you call a man with a Johnny on his nose? Fuck nose.

What happens if an Asian walks into a wall with a boner?

They hit their nose on the wall.

Your nose is so big that Apple had to make a custom iPhone that unlocks using Nose ID.

My dad tells me and my sister to stop arguing, so she elbowed me in my damn nose.

"What happens when an Asian man runs into a brick wall?"

"A broken nose."