Broken nose jokes

“What happens to an Asian man when he runs into a brick wall with an erection?”

“A broken nose.”

"What happens when an Asian man runs into a brick wall?"

"A broken nose."

I went up to the deaf kid and said, "I’m going to punch you in 3, 2, 1." And he ended up with a broken nose, and I said, "You should have listened to me!"

I wear a nose on my forehead.

What do you call a man with a Johnny on his nose? Fuck nose.

What happens if an Asian walks into a wall with a boner?

They hit their nose on the wall.

Your nose is so big that Apple had to make a custom iPhone that unlocks using Nose ID.

Dammit, I hanged off their nose off.