Joke jokes
What’s the difference between an alligator and a child?
You can’t abuse an alligator.
What do you say to a ugly girl who claims to have been raped?
“Are you sure you didn’t rape him?”
What do you call a rich Chinese person?!? Kaching!
What do you call a cool octopus?
Tenta-cool (tentacle)
What is another name for a serial rapist? Short dress enthusiast.
Ha! It asked me to submit a joke, but then I realized I'm the joke.
You wanna hear a joke about my penis?
Never mind, it’s too long.
Two guys are on the playground. One guy says to the other, "Did you know that Hellen Keller had a playground in her backyard?" The other guy said, "No." The first guy says, "Neither did she."
A woman walks into a library and asks if they have any books about paranoia. The librarian says, "They're right behind you!"
Q: What do you do with a sick chemist?
A: If you cannot helium, you have to curium. If you cannot curium, you have to barium!
People are making apocalypse jokes like there's no tomorrow.
What's the worst thing about having a Congolese friend?
He always needs a hand.
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office: I will find you... You have my Word.
What do you call a clever clock?
Clockwise.
What do you call a tall terrorist? Labomb James.
I pushed a dog into a fire and said, "Hot dog!"
What does one orphan say to another orphan on Opposite Day? "Do you want to go home?"
I saw this kid who looked depressed, so I threw a torch at him. I thought I would brighten up his day.
Did you know that the F in orphan means family?
There's no F in orphan?
Exactly.
What do you call a terrorist in water?
A bath bomb 😁