My friend said my life was a joke.
No jokes have meaning.
Joke Jokes
My cousin is in a wheelchair and wanted to battle.
So I went up a step and said, "It's over Anakin, I have the high ground!"
Why do Swedish warships have barcodes on them?
So that when they return to port, they can Scandinavian.
Why did the Titanic sink? Because your mom was on it.
I will never forget my grandpa's last words: "You still holding the ladder, son?"
Teacher: "Ok class, what animal jumps the highest?"
Kid: "A leopard."
Quiet kid: "No, it's emo kids. Some of them are still in the air."
Kid: "Broooooooooooo."
What do you call it when you rickroll someone in the LGBTQ?
You just got fruit-rolled.
What does lmao mean?
Launch Missiles at orphanage.
What do Olympic sprinters eat before a race?
Nothing. They fast!
Why are most dark jokes about orphans?
They can't complain to their parents.
My friend said, "Why do you have depression? There is so much happiness in the world." And I said, "Why do you have asthma? There is so much air in the world."
What does an orphan and a banana have in common? They both get split up.
Uranus is larger than Neptune, but Neptune is more massive/heavier. (Fact not joke, also Neptune, don't kill me!)
Dark humor is like food, not everyone gets it.
What did one butthole say to the other?
"I don't know WHAT got into me last night!"
Me: I'm home, ma! Here's her with a new dad. Her: Go hang with someone. Me: Gets the noose, goes to fav tree. I love you, ma. 🙂
I did a knock knock joke to an orphan. I said, "Knock knock." He said, "Who is there?" And I said, "Not your parents."
What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a dead body? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.
Why did the depressed kid jump off the bike? It was free depressed day.
What did the swordfish say to the marlin? You're looking sharp.
