Joke jokes

Trying to make jokes in 2020-2021 be like:

Comedian: "When she went in front of the TV, it took an hour till you could see the screen again."

Audience: "Why you gotta be so offensive?"

Comedian: "I'm not tr-"

Audience: "Oh, so now you're trying to debate?"

Comedian: "I-"

Audience: "Now you're acting racist?!"

Why did they call off the leper hockey game?

There was a face-off in the corner.

What's black, white, and red all over?

A bi-racial car wreck.

He's not dead, his batteries have run out.

In 2021, we won't need an April Fool's prank. Just think of Joe Biden and call it a day.

A very rich and famous comedian walked into a Russian bar and asked for a vodka, but the bar man (a big fan of his) answered to him: - "This vodka isn't good enough for you." - "If it is good enough for you it is good enough for me!"

Q: Why did the father throw butter out the window?

A: He wanted to see a butterfly.

What do you call a Native American with a boner?

A redwood.

Stop complaining. Pedophile jokes are pretty funny, but to say there are over 100 of them only to have repeats of the same joke told by different people is very disappointing.

What's funny about dead baby jokes? - They never get old.

What did one tree say to the tree that was a bully? "LEAF me alone."

What's better than throwing dead babes?

Catching them after with a pitchfork.

I gave an orphan an iPhone X for a reason.

It doesn’t have a home button.

I saw this girl with blue hair and slapped her wrist and said, “NICE CUT G!”

How many animals can jump higher than a skyscraper? -- All of them, skyscrapers can't jump.

What did the butcher say to the pig?

Nice to meat you.

I love fire. My friends love it too. When I set them on fire, they run around and scream. They sometimes get so tired they immediately fall asleep forever. Also, they need a shower.

It says enter a joke, but I can't enter my life.

I asked my girlfriend what she wanted to eat, she said nothing. So I brought her to Africa.

How many babies does it take to light up a basement?

I don't know, my basement is still dark.