Joke jokes

Top tip; if your wife asks, "What would you like to do to my body?" 'Identify it' is the wrong answer.

Helen Keller is the kind of person to ask you what the time is.

Why can't orphans play GTA? Because they're not wanted.

For this orphan, his dad didn't only go and get the milk. His mom did too.

Muslim child to his mother: "Mom, why is my backpack so heavy?"

Mom: "Allahu Akbar, my son, Allahu Akbar!"

Are your hairline and forehead old friends, because they go way back?

If it’s called the “living room,” why did my grandma die there?

Why did the emo cross the road?

To not get to the other side.

I went up to the blind kid and said, "Can you get that for me?" and he said, "I can't, I'm blind." And so I said, "I see."

Are you George Floyd?

Cause you take my breath away! 😮‍💨

Your forehead is so big that your face touches your chin.

That joke didn't land well, did it?

My friend said my life was a joke.

No jokes have meaning.

My cousin is in a wheelchair and wanted to battle.

So I went up a step and said, "It's over Anakin, I have the high ground!"

Why do Swedish warships have barcodes on them?

So that when they return to port, they can Scandinavian.

Why did the Titanic sink? Because your mom was on it.

I will never forget my grandpa's last words: "You still holding the ladder, son?"

Teacher: "Ok class, what animal jumps the highest?"

Kid: "A leopard."

Quiet kid: "No, it's emo kids. Some of them are still in the air."

Kid: "Broooooooooooo."

What do you call it when you rickroll someone in the LGBTQ?

You just got fruit-rolled.

What does lmao mean?

Launch Missiles at orphanage.