Joke jokes
What is a blind person's favorite color?
Black.
Dark humor is like sex. Not everyone gets it.
What do you call a black comedian?
Dark Humor.
Me: Tells a racist joke on the internet and no one bats an eye.
Also me: Tells the same joke at KFC and everybody loses their mind.
What do you call a sick eagle?
Ill-eagle! đ
How do angels đ make holy water đ§?
They boil the hell out of it.
My friend asks for a turkey burger on 4th of July. I say, "That's Thanksgiving, man!"
Why does Aaron always look depressed? Because his grandma's dead.
People say, "I like your cut G." Which is when you get a fresh cut. But I guess when you go bald, we can say, "Like your forehead, G."
I know it's really, really, really, really bad.
What's the difference between a potted plant and your wife?
The first is easier to bury.
Whatâs the difference between an alligator and a child?
You canât abuse an alligator.
What do you say to a ugly girl who claims to have been raped?
âAre you sure you didnât rape him?â
What do you call a rich Chinese person?!? Kaching!
What do you call a cool octopus?
Tenta-cool (tentacle)
What is another name for a serial rapist? Short dress enthusiast.
Ha! It asked me to submit a joke, but then I realized I'm the joke.
You wanna hear a joke about my penis?
Never mind, itâs too long.
Two guys are on the playground. One guy says to the other, "Did you know that Hellen Keller had a playground in her backyard?" The other guy said, "No." The first guy says, "Neither did she."
A woman walks into a library and asks if they have any books about paranoia. The librarian says, "They're right behind you!"
Q: What do you do with a sick chemist?
A: If you cannot helium, you have to curium. If you cannot curium, you have to barium!