Joke jokes
Me: Tells a racist joke on the internet and no one bats an eye.
Also me: Tells the same joke at KFC and everybody loses their mind.
I asked what LGBTQ stands for, and I couldn’t get a straight answer.
Dark humor is like sex. Not everyone gets it.
What is a blind person's favorite color?
Black.
What’s the best part about banging twenty-eight year olds? There are twenty of them.
How do angels 😇 make holy water 💧?
They boil the hell out of it.
What do you call a sick eagle?
Ill-eagle! 😂
Why does Aaron always look depressed? Because his grandma's dead.
People say, "I like your cut G." Which is when you get a fresh cut. But I guess when you go bald, we can say, "Like your forehead, G."
I know it's really, really, really, really bad.
What's the difference between a potted plant and your wife?
The first is easier to bury.
What do you say to a ugly girl who claims to have been raped?
“Are you sure you didn’t rape him?”
What’s the difference between an alligator and a child?
You can’t abuse an alligator.
What did the penis say to the condom?
"Cover me, I'm going in!"
What do you call a cool octopus?
Tenta-cool (tentacle)
What do you call a rich Chinese person?!? Kaching!
What is another name for a serial rapist? Short dress enthusiast.
Ha! It asked me to submit a joke, but then I realized I'm the joke.
You wanna hear a joke about my penis?
Never mind, it’s too long.
What’s another term for a lesbian?
A vagetarian.
A wife asked her husband, "What do you like most in me, my pretty face or my sexy body?"
He looked at her from head to toe and replied, "I like your sense of humor!"