Joke jokes
What's the difference between a porn star and a mosquito?
One stops sucking when you smack it.
I fear my last words will be "hold my beer and watch this."
What do you call a homeless bounty hunter?
Hobo Fett!
A pun enters the room and kills ten people.
Pun in, ten dead.
What do you call a disabled person in a sauna?
Steamed veggies!
Tj's hairline is so far back, Blue's Clues can't find it.
What do you call suicidal Hitler?
Slitler.
Two blondes walk into a bar. I thought one of them would have seen it.
What did Homer Simpson say when he ran over a deer? "DOE!"
So, Helen Keller walks into a bar... And then a table.
What makes a depressed kid happy? ..... A bridge.
By the law, you are not allowed to have a sick bird. That's ill-eagle.
What do you get when you put 2 nuns and a blond on a football field? 2 tight ends and a wide receiver.
Why can't an orphan have sex?
Because they can't scream "daddy!"
what is the difference between a basement full of dead prostitutes and a bowling ball in the basement?
I don't bowl.
What do you call a bear without teeth? A gummy bear hahaha.
Q: What do you call a pigeon that is full of poop that flies in front of a car?
A: A suicide bomber.
It's only okay to beat up a dwarf when they walk up to your wife and say, "Your hair smells nice."
What do you call a heterosexual man giving a brojob to another heterosexual man?
gay now, heterosexual later.
I respect anyone who devotes their life to charity work.
But I think Paul Walker went a step too far.