Joke jokes
What's brown and sticky?
A stick.
What's the similarity between pedophiles and school shooters?
They both shoot when they see kids.
What do you call an animal that knows karate? Moose Lee 😊😁
I don't like making 9/11 jokes because every joke about 9/11 I make has a tendency to crash and burn.
My friends hate when I make skeleton jokes. I guess I need to put more backbone into it.
Why did the sperm cross the road? ———— because I put on the wrong sock today.
The only difference between my grandma and the Twin Towers is that they collapsed faster than my grandma.
When is a rapist safe around children?
When his plans are oven ready.
An emo girl and a squirrel both fall out of a tree. Who hits the ground first? The squirrel. The rope stops the emo girl.
Why did Susie fall off the swing?
She had no arms.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not Susie.
What do you call a feminist? A Karen.
I hate writing dwarf jokes, but I normally keep them short.
Your mum sat on a phone, and she turned it into a pancake.
What's the difference between a yellow line and a baby?
You can't run over a yellow line.
Don't make fun of fat people. They already have a lot on their plate.
Q. What makes music on your hair?
A. A headband!
All of the people disliking this category are probably emo.
What’s the difference between Michael Jackson and a pimple? You never see a pimple come on a little boy’s face.
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite pasta?
Spaghett-hehe.
Why don’t we just call blue balls a cummy ache?