Joke jokes
What do you call a feminist? A Karen.
I hate writing dwarf jokes, but I normally keep them short.
Your mum sat on a phone, and she turned it into a pancake.
What's the difference between a yellow line and a baby?
You can't run over a yellow line.
Don't make fun of fat people. They already have a lot on their plate.
Q. What makes music on your hair?
A. A headband!
All of the people disliking this category are probably emo.
Whatâs the difference between Michael Jackson and a pimple? You never see a pimple come on a little boyâs face.
Whatâs Michael Jacksonâs favorite pasta?
Spaghett-hehe.
Why donât we just call blue balls a cummy ache?
A collection of 911 jokes.
What kinda pizza did they order at 911?
Plane.
What was the color of 911?
Plane.
What is the fastest way to see 911?
Plane.
Why did an orphan have s**? To have someone to call daddy.
My dad has the heart of a lion, and a lifetime ban from the zoo.
God, I love telling children their parents love them, but only on April Fools'. They're orphans, after all.
Whatâs the difference between a priest and target?
Nothing, they both have childrenâs pants half off.
What day is international terrorist day?
September 11th, 2001.
Do you know what's the difference between a knife and a girl's argument?
A knife has a point.
What do you call a mouse with sneakers?
Squeakers!
If you don't like orphan jokes, WHY THE HELL ARE YOU ON HERE??!!! WE DON'T ACCEPT YOU HERE!
If you saw an orphan, could you say where your parents at? And if they cry, just say, "hey here are your parents" then grab nothing. Perfect example.
Why can't orphans go big? When you go big, it's considered family size.