Joke jokes
Guess how I got away from my mom saying I can't play Fortnite? I took my stuff and I ran to Iran.
I like my coffee the way I like jokes about my coffee, I don't.
Imagine the Russians showing up late to the 1917 revolution with a Tsarbucks in hand. They were late, so I guess they weren't Russian. They were probably Stalin.
Him: What's the difference between Incestry.com and Ancestry.com?
Her: What?
Him: Nothing, either way you will be dating your cousin.
What did Homer Simpson say when he ran over a deer? "DOE!"
What do you call a disabled person in a sauna?
Steamed veggies!
I'm gonna stop telling rape jokes...
They just seem so forced.
By the law, you are not allowed to have a sick bird. That's ill-eagle.
What makes a depressed kid happy? ..... A bridge.
What do you call suicidal Hitler?
Slitler.
Tj's hairline is so far back, Blue's Clues can't find it.
So, Helen Keller walks into a bar... And then a table.
I asked my friend if they will show me something retarded. He said, "Go look in a mirror." I said, "Thank you."
Your legs are just like Oreos! I wanna split the ends and eat what's in between.
What do you get when you put 2 nuns and a blond on a football field? 2 tight ends and a wide receiver.
Q: What do you call a pigeon that is full of poop that flies in front of a car?
A: A suicide bomber.
It's only okay to beat up a dwarf when they walk up to your wife and say, "Your hair smells nice."
Why can't an orphan have sex?
Because they can't scream "daddy!"
When the school shooter is gonna clap the football team but his AK jams: “Take it easy guys, I was just joking!”
I respect anyone who devotes their life to charity work.
But I think Paul Walker went a step too far.