Joke jokes
If you’ve got depression, then your life is a joke. Everyone laughs at both.
What do an angler fish and a pedophile have in common?
They both like to hide in dark places, look creepy, and like to lure small creatures.
What is black, smells bad, and long? Line to social services.
Did you hear about the terrorist comedian?
He was actually quite funny...
He just blew the delivery.
(I'll show myself out).
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
How hard can you throw them!
What is red and cries and spins around and around?
- A baby in a microwave.
Say "crack my finger" backwards.
Papyrus: Sans, I have a joke. What do you call someone lazy and incompetent?
Sans: What do you call them?
Papyrus: YOU! NOW GET UP AND CLEAN YOUR ROOM, YOU LAZY BONES!
What time is it when you get home and you can walk walk?
Why can’t an orphan make a joke?
Dad jokes.
I realized that a really bad joke and my life are the exact same thing.
"Ur mum is big."
She was only a potato chip manufacturer's daughter--but she was Frito-Lay!
If you drink hand sanitizer, does it only kill 99.9% of you?...........💀
What do emo kids like to do in their spare time?
Hanging out.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't. 61.
Eggs
You crack me up!
What is the useless skin around the vagina called?
The woman.
What do you call a female Michael Jackson? She she.
What’s a priest's favorite sport?
Golf, because most of the holes are less than 18.