I’d tell a joke about my abusive dad, but I only remember the punch line.
Joke Jokes
What does a perverted frog say?
"Rubbit."
What's a rapist's fav position?
Missionary in a dark corner.
What's long and not very hairy?
The conga line at the cancer department.
I would make a joke about your mom, but cows are sacred in my country.
What did one fish say to the other?
Keep your mouth shut and you'll never get caught.
What's the difference between my wife and a battery? I can't use a battery when it dies.
What's a paedophile's favorite footwear?
White Vans.
Dark humor is like water.
Not everybody gets it.
Sans: Zzzzzzzz.
Papyrus: SANS, WAKE UP!!
Sans: What is it, dude?
Papyrus: A human has fallen from the surface world!
Sans: And you gotta BONE to pick with 'em??
What did the String Theorist say when his wife caught him in bed with another woman?
"Wait, I can explain everything!"
Want to hear something that’ll make you smile? Your face muscles.
I talked to a future suicide bomber. I told him, "ISIS ain't got sh** on me because I planted a bomb and lived."
What did the skeleton say to the other skeleton? "You're dead to me."
What happened when the cheetah took too many baths?
He became spotless!!!
Q: What's black, white and red all over?
A: A blushing zebra? No, Michael Jackson after a Pepsi advert.
What's the difference between a Catholic priest and acne?
Acne waits until you're 13 to come on your face.
Why is flour retarded?
Because it's in-bread.
What did the dentist say when he looks into a patient's mouth?
"I C D K"
You know what I see?
DICK
Why is Mars red? Because it saw Uranus! 😂
