Joke jokes
What do you call a rich Chinese man?
Cha-ching!
What did Mario say when he broke up with Princess Peach?
It's not you, it's a-me, Mario!
A Mexican magician said he would disappear on the count of three. He said, "Uno, dos," and disappeared without a tres!
Stop saying negative shit about dark humor jokes! If it bugs you that bad, then go away! That'll solve everything but world hunger and failed abortion.
What do you call a masturbating cow?
Beef stroganoff.
You want to hear a rape joke? Yeah. Damn you ruined it.
What do you call a guy from India calling you?
A scammer.
What do you call a lamp that molests young boys? A Jacko Lantern!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Queen.
Queen who?
You don't know the queen? You're crazy!
A collection of 911 jokes.
What kinda pizza did they order at 911?
Plane.
What was the color of 911?
Plane.
What is the fastest way to see 911?
Plane.
God, I love telling children their parents love them, but only on April Fools'. They're orphans, after all.
What do orphans call a family pic?
A selfie.
What does a cigarette and a hamster have in common?
Both are completely harmless until you put it in your mouth and light it on fire.
What do you call a vagina with teeth?
A vicious cunt.
Do you know how to make 4 Albanians stand on a shoebox?
Just tell them that it floats.
What did the priest say to the skunk?
Let us spray.
What do you call a letter using the bathroom?
The P.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire?
Hot wheels.
Friend: Wanna hear a joke?
Other Friend: Sure.
Friend: Pussy.
Other Friend: I don't get it.
Friend: And you never will.
What do Michael Jackson and Pinocchio have in common?
They both lie over little boys 😂