Joke jokes
How do you get a nun pregnant? Dress her up like an altar boy.
What do Michael Jackson and Pinocchio have in common?
They both lie over little boys 😂
What do you call a lamp that molests young boys? A Jacko Lantern!
What do you call Stephen Hawking on a bungy jump?
Spasticelastic.
Q: What do you do when an epileptic has a seizure in the bathtub?
A: Throw in some laundry.
What do you call a Sikh man standing on a rope? Balan Singh.
What do orphans call a family pic?
A selfie.
Me: Can I get your mom's number?
Friend: Here you go:
Me: Ohh, strange, I already had it.
What does a cigarette and a hamster have in common?
Both are completely harmless until you put it in your mouth and light it on fire.
What did the priest say to the skunk?
Let us spray.
What do you call a vagina with teeth?
A vicious cunt.
Why is it ok to smack an orphan?
What are they going to do? Tell their parents!
What do a priest and a McDonalds have in common?
They both slide their meat in 10 year old buns.
What do you call a letter using the bathroom?
The P.
If a midget says your hair smells nice, is that sexual assault?
Your birth certificate is a complaint to the condom factory.
Why does no one look up at Steven Hawking?
You have to look down to see him.
Me: I know why you don't have friends.
Kid: Why?
Me: Because you can't even figure that out.
I don't say funny stuff because I'm afraid they will take the German passport from me.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed? Tell them to clap til' their parents get home.