Joke jokes
dont make jokes about the accident my dad died in it he was the best pilot in all of Saudi Arabia :(
What do you call a letter using the bathroom?
The P.
If a midget says your hair smells nice, is that sexual assault?
Your birth certificate is a complaint to the condom factory.
Why does no one look up at Steven Hawking?
You have to look down to see him.
Me: I know why you don't have friends.
Kid: Why?
Me: Because you can't even figure that out.
I don't say funny stuff because I'm afraid they will take the German passport from me.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed? Tell them to clap til' their parents get home.
What do you call a heterosexual man performing fellatio on another heterosexual man?
Bisexual.
Wait, isn't this Sans' job to make a joke?
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire?
Hot wheels.
Kobe Bryant and 9/11 are two things I don't joke about because when I do, they tend to crash and burn.
Why doesn't Helen Keller's kid have ears? She gave it its first haircut!
Q: Why did the Koala fall off the tree? A: Because it was dead.
Q: Why did the second Koala fall off the tree? A: Because it was hit by the first Koala.
Q: Why did the third Koala fall off the tree? A: Because it thought it was a game and joined in.
There's two types of emo people:
1. People that cut side to side.
2. And people that cut up and down.
The most efficient is up and down.
What’s the difference between a prostitute and a hockey player?
A hockey player gets to shower after three periods.
Q: Why can orphans swim?
A: They have or-fins.
What do you call a Mexican that smokes weed? A baked bean.
What's the best thing about fucking 21 year olds?
There's 20 of them.
These are all really nice jokes, but here is one.
Boy: Spell ME.
Girl: M-E.
Boy: You forgot the D.
Girl: There is no D in ME.
Boy: Not yet.