Joke jokes
Why don't parents get school shooting jokes? They're aimed at a younger audience.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Queen.
Queen who?
You don't know the queen? You're crazy!
What did the Chinese girl say when she had a white baby?
"Sum Ting Wong."
Aren't paraplegics just plegics that can fly?
Friend: Wanna hear a joke?
Other Friend: Sure.
Friend: Pussy.
Other Friend: I don't get it.
Friend: And you never will.
Where did Sally go when the bomb went off?
Everywhere.
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
She had no arms.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not Sally.
What's the difference between 100 dead babies and a Lamborghini?
I don't have a Lamborghini.
How do you get a nun pregnant? Dress her up like an altar boy.
What do Michael Jackson and Pinocchio have in common?
They both lie over little boys 😂
What do you call a lamp that molests young boys? A Jacko Lantern!
What do you call Stephen Hawking on a bungy jump?
Spasticelastic.
Q: What do you do when an epileptic has a seizure in the bathtub?
A: Throw in some laundry.
What do you call a Sikh man standing on a rope? Balan Singh.
What do orphans call a family pic?
A selfie.
Me: Can I get your mom's number?
Friend: Here you go:
Me: Ohh, strange, I already had it.
What does a cigarette and a hamster have in common?
Both are completely harmless until you put it in your mouth and light it on fire.
What did the priest say to the skunk?
Let us spray.
What do you call a vagina with teeth?
A vicious cunt.
Why is it ok to smack an orphan?
What are they going to do? Tell their parents!
What do a priest and a McDonalds have in common?
They both slide their meat in 10 year old buns.