Joke jokes
I'd love it if you killed yourself, but Hitler killed himself and people still hate him...
What's the best part of being a pedophile? You will never have a wife.
Why couldn't the chicken cross the road?
Because it was disabled.
What is Donald Trump’s favorite nation? – Discrimination.
What's red, small, wet, and crawls up your leg?
A homesick abortion.
What did Mario say when he broke up with Princess Peach?
It's not you, it's a-me, Mario!
A Mexican magician said he would disappear on the count of three. He said, "Uno, dos," and disappeared without a tres!
What do you call a rich Chinese man?
Cha-ching!
Stop saying negative shit about dark humor jokes! If it bugs you that bad, then go away! That'll solve everything but world hunger and failed abortion.
What do you call a masturbating cow?
Beef stroganoff.
What do you call a snail without a shell?
Dead.
What do you call an Indian with pink hair?
Ghandi floss.
I'm gonna stop telling rape jokes...
They just seem so forced.
Why don't parents get school shooting jokes? They're aimed at a younger audience.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Queen.
Queen who?
You don't know the queen? You're crazy!
What did the Chinese girl say when she had a white baby?
"Sum Ting Wong."
Aren't paraplegics just plegics that can fly?
Friend: Wanna hear a joke?
Other Friend: Sure.
Friend: Pussy.
Other Friend: I don't get it.
Friend: And you never will.
Where did Sally go when the bomb went off?
Everywhere.
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
She had no arms.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not Sally.
What's the difference between 100 dead babies and a Lamborghini?
I don't have a Lamborghini.