Joke jokes
My name is Ethan, and I don't find this funny.
I know what you did with your mom last night, the orphan. Nah, jit trippin', you thought I had one?
What’s the difference between an orphan and cotton? One gets picked.
What do you call a person with no arms?
Armless.
No, it's harmless.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home, LOL.
What's the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms?
One's a good year, and one's a great year.
I brought a new pen that can write underwater. It can also write other words.
What does the policeman say to the jumper?
"Hey! Pullover!"
I asked my lab partner for sodium hypobromate, but he said, "Na Br O."
What did Gandalf say to Mario? "You shall not pass!"
How does the zebra cross the road?
The zebra crossing.
What was Helen Keller's favorite color?
Velcro.
What do you call a pineapple in a pun?
A Puneapple.
I say hi to Sans. Sans shows his hand and says, "It's hand to meet you," and we both laugh.
What did the blind kid get for Christmas? He hasn’t seen it yet...
What did the kids with no arms get? He doesn’t know, he’s still trying to figure out how to open it. :))))
What’s the speed limit in bed?
It’s 68. Once you hit 69, you have to turn back around.
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?
Philipe Philope.
I have a pun, but I will nut tell you!
What do you say to a depressed special kid?
“Why so down?”
Wanna hear a joke about the Flash?
"Never mind, it's too fast."