Joke jokes

What do you call a digital hamburger? Processed meat.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was running from you, hehe.

How did Aby get away from Mr. Ryan in Iran? He ran!

What do you call a Mexican that lost his car?

Carlos.

A man walked into a bar... He got seven stitches.

A man walks into the taxidermist with two monkeys. The taxidermist asked if he wanted them mounted. The man said, "No. Shaking hands will be fine."

I couldn’t understand why the baseball was getting bigger and bigger.

Then it hit me.

What happens when you cross a rhetorical question with a joke?

What did Gandalf say to Mario? "You shall not pass!"

How does the zebra cross the road?

The zebra crossing.

I asked my lab partner for sodium hypobromate, but he said, "Na Br O."

I say hi to Sans. Sans shows his hand and says, "It's hand to meet you," and we both laugh.

What unit of measurement is used on farms? Barn yards.

Wanna hear a joke about corn?

Never mind, it's too corny.

Why did the doorbell have a good sense of humor?

Because it got everybody's pokes!

Whenever I see a dog video, I just take a second to press paws.

What was Helen Keller's favorite color?

Velcro.

What does the policeman say to the jumper?

"Hey! Pullover!"

What did the blind kid get for Christmas? He hasn’t seen it yet...

What did the kids with no arms get? He doesn’t know, he’s still trying to figure out how to open it. :))))

I brought a new pen that can write underwater. It can also write other words.