Joke jokes
What was the name of the Mexican that lost his car?
Carlos.
What is smegma name?
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?
A headbanger.
I once told a chemistry joke... sadly, it got no reaction.
One day my mom told me to take out the trash, and I did. The next day, mom asked me, "Where is your sister?" and I said, "A garbage truck took her." Mom started running to try and get the truck before it left.
Why did the orphan fall out of the tree?
They thought their parents would catch them.
What do you call 2 lesbians in a canoe?
Fur Traders.
Why can't orphans go to the hospital? Because it is a family hospital. Sorry for the long break in between my jokes. I just had some family stuff, but I am back.
What did the two crewmates say when they were hanging on a rope? Polus up!
I would tell you a recycling joke.
But I’m afraid it’d just be reused over and over.
What's the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms?
One's a good year, and one's a great year.
I know what you did with your mom last night, the orphan. Nah, jit trippin', you thought I had one?
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to go to KFC.
I told a joke to a guy who had jumped off a bridge... He was in bits! 🤣🤦♂️
How was the slice of cheese 🧀 doing in the kitchen?
Cheddar!
What’s the difference between an orphan and cotton? One gets picked.
What did one orphan say to another orphan?
"Get in the batmobile, Robin!"
What's the difference between a dad and the Twin Towers? The Twin Towers went black and never came back, and the dad was black and just didn't come back.
My name is Ethan, and I don't find this funny.
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