Joke jokes
Student: A plane is carrying 204 bricks, one falls out, how many are left?
Teacher: 203
Student: How do you put an elephant in the fridge?
Teacher: You can't.
Student: Yes, you can. Open the fridge door, put the elephant in.
How do you put a giraffe in the fridge?
Teacher: Open the door, put in the giraffe?
Student: No, take out the elephant, put in the giraffe.
The Lion King is having a party, who isn't there?
Teacher: Let me guess, the lion.
Student: No, the giraffe, he's stuck in a fridge.
Sally has to cross a river full of vicious alligators to get to safety, she gets across safely how?
Teacher: She stepped on the alligators?
Student: No, the alligators are at the party.
Sally dies anyway, how?
Teacher: She frowned?
Student: No, she was hit in the head by a falling brick.
A guy walks into the house carrying a sheep and says out loud, "This is the pig I screw when you're on the rag."
His wife replies, "That's not a pig, it's a sheep."
He says, "I was talking to the sheep."
So you know there's like dog mixes, right? Like a Snoodle and that stuff, right? So why can't a bulldog and a shih tzu be mixed? 'Cause if they did, it would be called bullshit.
Yo mama so old, she was a waitress at the last supper.
Your hairline is so back when the police saw it, they had to arrest you.
I'm thinking of getting a job as a gardener--pushing up the daisies!
I heard a joke about chocolate.
It wasn’t that funny.
I just Snicker-ed.
You're so fat that you only know 3 letters: KFC.
The morbid jokes on this site.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Wakanda? Wakanda who? WAKANDA ENDING IS THIS?
"Don't forget you are what you eat," said one person. "Then I should eat a skinny person!" said the other.
I don’t like the term "rape," I prefer: "struggle snuggle."
What is a fat boy's favorite karate move?
A pork chop.
What do you call a suspicious dog?
A sussy bark-er.
Knock knock. Who's there? Dees. Dees who? Dees nuts!
(Or dees nuts in yo mouth!)
What do orphans, parents, and trees have in common? They leafed.
What did the chef say to the skeleton?
"Bone appetit!"
For orphans, every bag of chips is family sized.
I would make a joke about your mom, but cows are sacred in my country.
Why do I go around making orphan jokes? Because they can't go crying to their parents. 😅