Joke

Joke jokes

Car

What was the name of the Mexican that lost his car?

Carlos.

Sister

One day my mom told me to take out the trash, and I did. The next day, mom asked me, "Where is your sister?" and I said, "A garbage truck took her." Mom started running to try and get the truck before it left.

Orphan

Why did the orphan fall out of the tree?

They thought their parents would catch them.

Orphan

Why can't orphans go to the hospital? Because it is a family hospital. Sorry for the long break in between my jokes. I just had some family stuff, but I am back.

Rope

What did the two crewmates say when they were hanging on a rope? Polus up!

Recycling

I would tell you a recycling joke.

But I’m afraid it’d just be reused over and over.

Tire

What's the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms?

One's a good year, and one's a great year.

Orphan

I know what you did with your mom last night, the orphan. Nah, jit trippin', you thought I had one?

Suicide

I told a joke to a guy who had jumped off a bridge... He was in bits! 🤣🤦‍♂️

Orphan

What’s the difference between an orphan and cotton? One gets picked.

Orphan

What did one orphan say to another orphan?

"Get in the batmobile, Robin!"

Difference

What's the difference between a dad and the Twin Towers? The Twin Towers went black and never came back, and the dad was black and just didn't come back.