Joke jokes
Wanna know why I don’t make suicidal jokes?
Because I am one.
Even people who are good for nothing have the capacity to bring a smile to your face, like when you push them down the stairs.
Dude,
if you stab a cereal box, will that make you a cereal killer?
All these jokes really hijacking my mind.
Why was the tower of Pisa leaning?
They had better reflexes than the trading center.
All these suicide jokes are f***ing killing me.
I like my girlfriend's new secondary school uniform, I guess, but doesn’t beat her old primary school one. 😀
People have been telling me that you can get things for free now.
The other day I saw a sign saying "FREE PALESTINE."
What do you call a digital hamburger? Processed meat.
I couldn’t understand why the baseball was getting bigger and bigger.
Then it hit me.
Why did the doorbell have a good sense of humor?
Because it got everybody's pokes!
A man walked into a bar... He got seven stitches.
What does the policeman say to the jumper?
"Hey! Pullover!"
I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger, then it hit me :3
What do you say to a depressed special kid?
“Why so down?”
I have a pun, but I will nut tell you!
Why make a joke when I wake up and look at myself?
What did the two crewmates say when they were hanging on a rope? Polus up!
What was the name of the Mexican that lost his car?
Carlos.
What is smegma name?