What happens when you cross a rhetorical question with a joke?
Joke Jokes
What did Gandalf say to Mario? "You shall not pass!"
How does the zebra cross the road?
The zebra crossing.
I asked my lab partner for sodium hypobromate, but he said, "Na Br O."
I say hi to Sans. Sans shows his hand and says, "It's hand to meet you," and we both laugh.
What unit of measurement is used on farms? Barn yards.
Wanna hear a joke about corn?
Never mind, it's too corny.
Why did the doorbell have a good sense of humor?
Because it got everybody's pokes!
Whenever I see a dog video, I just take a second to press paws.
What was Helen Keller's favorite color?
Velcro.
What does the policeman say to the jumper?
"Hey! Pullover!"
What did the blind kid get for Christmas? He hasn’t seen it yet...
What did the kids with no arms get? He doesn’t know, he’s still trying to figure out how to open it. :))))
I brought a new pen that can write underwater. It can also write other words.
A dad tells his son, "Stop masturbating! If you do it too long, you will go blind."
The son replied, "Dad, I'm over here!"
What's the difference between 911 and a Mexican gardener?
One of them is an outside job.
I would say life's a joke, but I can't, because jokes have a meaning.
What do you say to a depressed special kid?
“Why so down?”
Used to laugh at Michael Jackson for wearing gloves and a mask...
Yet here I am, stuck at home in this COVID-19 "Thriller," beating it...
What do you call a cow in the snow?
Chilli Beef.
What Costco food is associated with Michael Joseph Jackson?
The Jackson dog. It's 49-year-old sausage between 6-year-old buns.
