Joke jokes
Why did the orphan get kicked off the baseball team?
He would never make it home base.
Who did the cow want to hang with?
The udders.
Q: What do you get when you cross Viagra and Donald Trump?
A: Erection fraud. (Just a joke.)
Q: What did the porn actress say when she opened the door?
A: Make sure to come upstairs!
What is the difference between an orphan and cotton candy?
Answer: The cotton candy gets picked.
Horrible Jokes, Part One- A friend of mine got into photographing salmon in different clothing. He said he liked shooting fish in apparel.
I rate you 9 out of 10, because I'm the 1 you need.
Guy: "Can I tell you a joke?"
Spiderman: "Yes."
Guy: "You only have 11 months on your calendar."
Spiderman: "Why?"
Guy: *holds up knife* "Because I murdered May."
Me: Mom, the weight scale wants your weight, not your phone number!
They say they'll stay, but I left first.
Your hairline goes back to when your dad left you.
What do you call a murderer with two butts? An assassin.
Why do orphans use water for cereal? Cause their dad never came back with the milk.
Hi, I gave a blind kid a gun. I told him it was a hairdryer.
What do rocks and girls have in common?
The flat ones get skipped.
Why do orphans always have water with their cereal?
Their dad never came back with the milk!
What do you call a virgin lying on a waterbed?
A cherry float.
What do you call it when everyone of your friends makes too many dumb Covid jokes? A pundemic.
What do you call a flat emo?
A chopping block🖤
What did the bee say after the execution? "The criminal has been beeheaded!"