Joke jokes
I know what you did with your mom last night, the orphan. Nah, jit trippin', you thought I had one?
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to go to KFC.
I told a joke to a guy who had jumped off a bridge... He was in bits! 🤣🤦♂️
How was the slice of cheese 🧀 doing in the kitchen?
Cheddar!
What’s the difference between an orphan and cotton? One gets picked.
What did one orphan say to another orphan?
"Get in the batmobile, Robin!"
What's the difference between a dad and the Twin Towers? The Twin Towers went black and never came back, and the dad was black and just didn't come back.
My name is Ethan, and I don't find this funny.
Welcome to Arby's, where your babies become our gravy!
What does the handicapped man say to the cops when he’s mistaken for a criminal: "Don't shoot, I'm unarmed!"
What do you call a FAT Man under 5'9"?
A JUMBO shrimp.
What do you call a person with no arms?
Armless.
No, it's harmless.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home, LOL.
I hope Stephen Hawking's an organ donor because I need new parts for my go-cart.
What do you call a disabled person who gets high?
Baked potato.
What is the difference between a condom and an orphan?
One of them is used.
The other day, I walked up to someone who looked lost and he had all scraggy clothes on. I said, "Are you an orphan?"
He said, "Yeah, what gave me away?"
I said, "Your parents, buddy."
Yo, hairline been missing so badly that the police had to put up a wanted poster for it!
I say hi to Sans. Sans shows his hand and says, "It's hand to meet you," and we both laugh.
What did one copper say to the other? C U.