Joke jokes

How was the slice of cheese 🧀 doing in the kitchen?

Cheddar!

What did one orphan say to another orphan?

"Get in the batmobile, Robin!"

What's the difference between a dad and the Twin Towers? The Twin Towers went black and never came back, and the dad was black and just didn't come back.

What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?

A headbanger.

Why did the orphan fall out of the tree?

They thought their parents would catch them.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to go to KFC.

I told a joke to a guy who had jumped off a bridge... He was in bits! 🤣🤦‍♂️

What did the two crewmates say when they were hanging on a rope? Polus up!

Why make a joke when I wake up and look at myself?

What was the name of the Mexican that lost his car?

Carlos.

What is smegma name?

Why can't orphans go to the hospital? Because it is a family hospital. Sorry for the long break in between my jokes. I just had some family stuff, but I am back.

One day my mom told me to take out the trash, and I did. The next day, mom asked me, "Where is your sister?" and I said, "A garbage truck took her." Mom started running to try and get the truck before it left.

I would tell you a recycling joke.

But I’m afraid it’d just be reused over and over.

I once told a chemistry joke... sadly, it got no reaction.

What do you call 2 lesbians in a canoe?

Fur Traders.

Your hairline goes back to when your dad left you.

Guy: "Can I tell you a joke?"

Spiderman: "Yes."

Guy: "You only have 11 months on your calendar."

Spiderman: "Why?"

Guy: *holds up knife* "Because I murdered May."

Treat me like a joke, and I will leave you like it's funny.

Your hairline is so far back it was friends with the dinosaurs!