Joke jokes
Why did the emo kid not cross the road?
He was waiting for a car.
They say they'll stay, but I left first.
in can re;ate to this its always going through my mind
Your hairline is so far gone that it looks like someone dropped a nuclear bomb on it.
Why does an orphan use water for his cereal?
He is waiting for his dad with the milk.
Dark humor is like food, some just don't get it.
Man: Cow milk is drinkable.
Other man: How do you know that?
Man: *smiles with milk all over mouth*
Other man: John...h-how do you know that!
What do you call a boy Panera Bread?
Panera Balls.
My mom tells me to stop with the suicide jokes, and I replied with, "It's not that deep."
What instrument do skeletons use? A trombone! Haha!
Why did Michael Jackson dangle a baby over a balcony?
He wanted to clean out the blanket.
I was a sit-down comedian, then I tried to stand up. I fell.
I wished I stayed in the wheelchair.
What did the Chinese girl say when she had a baby?
"Sum ting wong."
What did Michael Jackson say before he died, as far as his childhood? "This is it."
Why did Michael Jackson allow little boys to sleep in his house? Because he's bad.
I can make 9/11 jokes, but every time I do, they crash and burn.
What’s the only advantage of being an orphan?
Nobody makes jokes about yo mamma.
They told me throwing babies was bad, but guess what I did yesterday? I threw my baby cousin down the escalator.
Welcome to Arby's, where your babies become our gravy!
What does the handicapped man say to the cops when he’s mistaken for a criminal: "Don't shoot, I'm unarmed!"