Why did Michael Jackson dangle a baby over a balcony?
He wanted to clean out the blanket.
Joke Jokes
Israel and Palestine jokes are hard at these times.
It’s all about execution.
Why did Michael Jackson allow little boys to sleep in his house? Because he's bad.
What did Michael Jackson say before he died, as far as his childhood? "This is it."
Why didn't Michael Jackson date 25 year olds?
Because there were only 20 of them.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite drink? Tea-hee-hee!
Why does Michael Jackson like 44-year-olds? There's 4 of them.
What do you say to a girl with two black eyes?
Nothing, you told her twice.
Why are orphans good at being a criminal?
Because they're not wanted.
Why do people come on here just to say that we should not be making these jokes? They literally look this shit up just to complain.
When does a joke become a dad joke? When it leaves you and never comes back.
Why doesn’t Joe Biden visit children with cancer in hospitals?
Because he can’t sniff their hair.
How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
None, that's a hardware problem.
Boobs are like batteries...
AA will get the job done...
C is bigger than AA...
D is bigger that C...
...and if they're square, you don't want to put your tongue on them!
Are you a walnut, because I'm about to nut all over your walls!
What's the best thing about a dead hooker? Refunds.
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Yo mum." "Yo mum who?" "Yo mum is watching you wank right now."
What's the difference between an emo and my clothes?
My clothes don't hang themselves.
What did the kid say to the emo?
"Don't leave me hanging!"
What does an orphan call a family picture?
A selfie.
