Joke jokes
So Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.
I’m just kidding.
I see you guys have SANS-ational jokes!
Person A: What do you call the dangly bit of an octopus?
Person B: Tentacles?
Person A: Ok *tickles person B ten times*
Q: How can you tell if a vampire is sick?
A: By how much he's coffin.
What do you call an act of “funny” discipline? A PUN-ishment!
What do you call a Mexican that lost his car?
Carlos.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Chicken.
If someone calls you dirty minded just say:
"You are dirty minded as well if you understand what I'm saying."
What do you get when I get mixed with coffee?
De-presso.
What did the bee say after the execution? "The criminal has been beeheaded!"
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was running from you, hehe.
How did Aby get away from Mr. Ryan in Iran? He ran!
What did the blind kid get for Christmas? He hasn’t seen it yet...
What did the kids with no arms get? He doesn’t know, he’s still trying to figure out how to open it. :))))
What was Helen Keller's favorite color?
Velcro.
What does the policeman say to the jumper?
"Hey! Pullover!"
What did Gandalf say to Mario? "You shall not pass!"
How does the zebra cross the road?
The zebra crossing.
I asked my lab partner for sodium hypobromate, but he said, "Na Br O."
I brought a new pen that can write underwater. It can also write other words.
What do you call a Chinese man in the summer heat? Boi Ling.