Joke jokes
What did Gandalf say to Mario? "You shall not pass!"
I asked my lab partner for sodium hypobromate, but he said, "Na Br O."
I hope Stephen Hawking's an organ donor because I need new parts for my go-cart.
The other day, I walked up to someone who looked lost and he had all scraggy clothes on. I said, "Are you an orphan?"
He said, "Yeah, what gave me away?"
I said, "Your parents, buddy."
What does the handicapped man say to the cops when he’s mistaken for a criminal: "Don't shoot, I'm unarmed!"
What is the difference between a condom and an orphan?
One of them is used.
Yo, hairline been missing so badly that the police had to put up a wanted poster for it!
Welcome to Arby's, where your babies become our gravy!
Do you know Imagine Dragons? Imagine dragon these nuts across your face!
What do the Twin Towers and my ad's condom both have in common?
They both broke and everybody cried.
Well, you know what they say about cliffhangers...
Suicide isn't a joke. It's called "parkour gone wrong."
Knock, knock.
"Who's there?"
Not your dad.
What's the difference between a bridge and a burrito?
I can't jump off a burrito.
What’s the difference between an orphan and cotton? One gets picked.
Was invited to the inauguration of an I-pad.
We were all ready to begin the event. I was supposed to cut the ribbons, but before I could do that, Penaldo jumped outta nowhere and shouted, "I DON'T WANT I-PAD, I ONLY WANT TO STATPAD!"
Shame on Penaldo for ruining the event! 😡
What do you call a disabled person who gets high?
Baked potato.
What do you call a person with no arms?
Armless.
No, it's harmless.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home, LOL.
My name is Ethan, and I don't find this funny.