Joke jokes
Knock, knock.
"Who's there?"
Not your dad.
An orphan? We no jokes.
Jokeless orphan since they were always stacked on jokes.
Dude,
if you stab a cereal box, will that make you a cereal killer?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Di.
Di who?
See, easily forgotten.
What does a cigar and a hamster have in common?
Both are completely harmless until you put it in your mouth and light it on fire.
Why does Michael Jackson like 44-year-olds? There's 4 of them.
Suicide isn't a joke. It's called "parkour gone wrong."
Was invited to the inauguration of an I-pad.
We were all ready to begin the event. I was supposed to cut the ribbons, but before I could do that, Penaldo jumped outta nowhere and shouted, "I DON'T WANT I-PAD, I ONLY WANT TO STATPAD!"
Shame on Penaldo for ruining the event! 😡
Why was the tower of Pisa leaning?
They had better reflexes than the trading center.
All these suicide jokes are f***ing killing me.
What's the difference between a bridge and a burrito?
I can't jump off a burrito.
I like my girlfriend's new secondary school uniform, I guess, but doesn’t beat her old primary school one. 😀
Walk up to the quiet kid and tell him to hang in there. Trust me, you won’t regret it.
Mom: I'm getting you a dog!
Me: OMG REALLY?!
Mom: Yeah, what gender do you want?
Me:...
Me: Bitch, please.
Even people who are good for nothing have the capacity to bring a smile to your face, like when you push them down the stairs.
Why does Sans say "I got a bone to pick with you?"
Because he needs to pick your balls.
Do you know Imagine Dragons? Imagine dragon these nuts across your face!
What do the Twin Towers and my ad's condom both have in common?
They both broke and everybody cried.
Well, you know what they say about cliffhangers...
I hope Stephen Hawking's an organ donor because I need new parts for my go-cart.