Joke

Joke jokes

Gun

Hi, I gave a blind kid a gun. I told him it was a hairdryer.

Chin

I was going to talk about your chin, but I wasn't sure which one to write about.

Orphan

Why do orphans always have water with their cereal?

Their dad never came back with the milk!

Orphan

What do a blind person and an orphan have in common?

They both cannot see their family.

Priest

What's the difference between Woody from Toy Story and a Catholic priest?

One goes limp when a child walks in the room.

Orphan

Why did the orphan get kicked off the baseball team?

He would never make it home base.

Girl

What do rocks and girls have in common?

The flat ones get skipped.

Friend

What do you call it when everyone of your friends makes too many dumb Covid jokes? A pundemic.

Calendar

Guy: "Can I tell you a joke?"

Spiderman: "Yes."

Guy: "You only have 11 months on your calendar."

Spiderman: "Why?"

Guy: *holds up knife* "Because I murdered May."

Kid

Why did the emo kid not cross the road?

He was waiting for a car.

Time

I was going to tell a time traveling joke, but you guys didn't like it.

Milk

Man: Cow milk is drinkable.

Other man: How do you know that?

Man: *smiles with milk all over mouth*

Other man: John...h-how do you know that!

Suicide

My mom tells me to stop with the suicide jokes, and I replied with, "It's not that deep."