Joke jokes
What's the difference between a Lamborghini and an erection? I don't have a Lamborghini.
What did one fish say to the other?
Keep your mouth shut and you'll never get caught.
These jokes are so dark that their life matters.
What does a perverted frog say?
"Rubbit."
What is the difference between a boomerang and an orphan's dad?
The boomerang comes back.
Kid. What is an orphan's favorite breakfast?
Teacher. What?
Kid. Fruity pebbles with water.
Teacher. Why water?
Kid. Cause his dad never came back with the milk.
What do you call a Russian man with three balls?
'Whodya nikabollokov'
Friend: How dark IS your humor?
Me: It started an organization against cops.
What’s the difference between dark humor and morbid humor?
Dark humor is ten kids in one container; morbid humor is one kid in ten containers.
What's a paedophile's favorite footwear?
White Vans.
What’s red and very rare?
A baby in a blender.
A girl named Sally has no arms.
"KNOCK KNOCK"
She never answered...
Wanna hear a funny joke? Well, that was why you were here... Here's the joke: Your life :)
A lady walks into a dentist's office, sits on the counter, and spreads her legs. The dentist says, "I think you have the wrong idea." The lady replies, "Last week you gave my husband his false teeth; now you can get them out."
These two cannibals are sitting by the campfire having dinner. One says, "I can't stand my mother-in-law." The other says, "So, just eat the potatoes."
I will always remember my dad's last words....
"15 dollars and I'll jump."
Sans: Zzzzzzzz
Papyus: SANS WAKE UP!!
Sans: What is it dude?
Papyus: A human has fallen from the surface world!
Sans: And you gotta BONE to pick with 'em??
Papyus: Grrrrr....
Sans: Oh come on that was a real RIBTICKLER.
What do you call a frozen communist?
Hammer and popsicle.
My father left me at a young age.
He was only five.
A friend of mine tried to annoy me with bird puns, but I soon realized that toucan play at that game.