They say they'll stay, but I left first.
Joke Jokes
Guy: "Can I tell you a joke?"
Spiderman: "Yes."
Guy: "You only have 11 months on your calendar."
Spiderman: "Why?"
Guy: *holds up knife* "Because I murdered May."
Why did the emo kid not cross the road?
He was waiting for a car.
I was going to tell a time traveling joke, but you guys didn't like it.
Dark humor is like food, some just don't get it.
Man: Cow milk is drinkable.
Other man: How do you know that?
Man: *smiles with milk all over mouth*
Other man: John...h-how do you know that!
My mom tells me to stop with the suicide jokes, and I replied with, "It's not that deep."
in can re;ate to this its always going through my mind
Your hairline is so far gone that it looks like someone dropped a nuclear bomb on it.
Why does an orphan use water for his cereal?
He is waiting for his dad with the milk.
I have a pun, but I will nut tell you!
What does an apple and suicidal person have in common?
They're both hanging from a tree.
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?
A headbanger.
What did the two crewmates say when they were hanging on a rope? Polus up!
What was the name of the Mexican that lost his car?
Carlos.
Why make a joke when I wake up and look at myself?
What is smegma name?
I once told a chemistry joke... sadly, it got no reaction.
What's the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms?
One's a good year, and one's a great year.
I would tell you a recycling joke.
But I’m afraid it’d just be reused over and over.
