Joke jokes
"Have you ever heard of the snail that never gives charity?"
"Yeah, he is so shellfish!"
The other day a man with some cheese and milk attacked me... how dairy!
What's the difference between an orphan and a criminal?
The criminal is wanted.
What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman?
Frostbite.
The Gold Coast Titans winning the NRL. Best joke ever.
Here’s another joke my friend told me.
What did the school shooter do when the librarian told him to be quiet? Pulled out a silencer.
Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate nine!
Friend: Wanna hear a joke?
Orphan Friend: Sure.
Friend: Parents.
Other: I don't get it.
Friend: And you never will.
Wanna hear a joke?
Rape.
Don't bully. Lol.
My grandpa said my generation relies too much on technology.
Then I unplugged his life support. :)
What does Santa Claus and Bill Cosby have in common?
They both come while you’re asleep.
What takes 10 seconds to go SLPAT! on the ground?
9/11 victim!
My cousin called me ugly.
Well, I'm pretty sure 90% of her looks could be wiped away with a Kleenex.
Why do orphans have dry cereal?
Because they're still waiting on the milk.
What does the cow say when it's going on holiday? - MOOOOOYORK.
Time for double joke Tuesday.
What is a bird's favorite letter?
A C gull.
So I won a round of CSGO with my team, then on VC, some kid trash talked me.
Kid: You're a dick, you know!
Me: And you're a pussy, you know?
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
Because she was in a wheelchair! 🤣🤣
What’s the difference between a pornstar covered in slime and The White Stripes?
One has "Icky Thump," and the other does "icky hump."
The reason Stephen sounds like a computer is because he ate his USB.