Joke jokes
Person A: What do you call the dangly bit of an octopus?
Person B: Tentacles?
Person A: Ok *tickles person B ten times*
A blonde drops off her dress to the dry cleaners.
The lady says, "Come again!"
The blonde says, "No, it's toothpaste this time."
What is the similarity between orphans and apples?
They both get thrown out.
Grandpa: "Sonny, let me tell you something. There's only one damn thing in this whole world worse than Alzheimer's."
Boy: "What's that?"
Grandpa: "What's what?"
What's an orphan's favorite song?
"Gimme Shelter."
What's the difference between a rubber and Michael Jackson? Nothing, kids touch them both.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
I would tell a dad joke, but it already left me.
Wanna hear a joke about the Flash?
"Never mind, it's too fast."
Do you like pudding? Pudding deez nuts in your mouth!
I once told a chemistry joke... sadly, it got no reaction.
Why can't orphans go to the hospital? Because it is a family hospital. Sorry for the long break in between my jokes. I just had some family stuff, but I am back.
I told a joke to a guy who had jumped off a bridge... He was in bits! 🤣🤦♂️
What's the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms?
One's a good year, and one's a great year.
The terrorists said over the intercom, "We're coming up to our destination, so we can't go over it, we can't go under, we have to go through it."
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to go to KFC.
I know what you did with your mom last night, the orphan. Nah, jit trippin', you thought I had one?
How was the slice of cheese 🧀 doing in the kitchen?
Cheddar!
What's the difference between a dad and the Twin Towers? The Twin Towers went black and never came back, and the dad was black and just didn't come back.
Why did the orphan fall out of the tree?
They thought their parents would catch them.