Me: "What's the difference between an apple and an emo?"
Friend: "I don't know."
Me: An apple actually falls from the tree.
Joke Jokes
What do you say to a guy with Down syndrome who’s on top of a sky scraper? "Jump!"
I put someone in a wheelchair into the fire and called him "hot wheels."
Dark jokes are like home. A lot of people don't get it.
So, my girlfriend left me. I took her wheelchair, and she came back crawling.
When I was in middle school, I was on my bus and people were doin' hairline jokes, and I heard this guy say, "Your hairline goes back to... uhhhhhh... 2042?"
The good thing about being gay in school is that you can be the best student and still get all the D's.
My cousin asked me, "What do you think was going through Hitler's mind right before he died?"
I told him, "Probably a bullet."
If you’ve got depression, then your life is a joke. Everyone laughs at both.
What were the Fortnite kid's last words? "I didn't know pumps are back in the game!"
If you’re having a bad day, just punch an orphan.
Who are they going to tell? Their parents?
What time is it when it turns 13 o'clock?
Time to get a new watch.
I told a kid in a wheelchair, "Use your nitro boosts!"
Why did the pen stop writing?
'Cause the pen wasn't very dependable.
How many men does it take to open a bottle of beer?
A: None, it should be opened by the time she brings it.
What's a penguin's favorite relative?
Aunt Arctic.
Why's it so hard to come out of the closet? Just open the door!
Give a man fire, and he'll be warm for a day.
Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
A guy walks to his friend's house. His friend asks, "Where is your girlfriend?"
The guy replies, "Meet me at the cemetery in a week, and you'll find out!"
I hate when my brother dates other people.
Just kidding! 😵😵😵😵
