Joke jokes
What is the difference between a condom and an orphan?
One of them is used.
The other day, I walked up to someone who looked lost and he had all scraggy clothes on. I said, "Are you an orphan?"
He said, "Yeah, what gave me away?"
I said, "Your parents, buddy."
If someone calls you dirty minded just say:
"You are dirty minded as well if you understand what I'm saying."
One day my mom told me to take out the trash, and I did. The next day, mom asked me, "Where is your sister?" and I said, "A garbage truck took her." Mom started running to try and get the truck before it left.
Why did the orphan fall out of the tree?
They thought their parents would catch them.
How was the slice of cheese 🧀 doing in the kitchen?
Cheddar!
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to go to KFC.
I told a joke to a guy who had jumped off a bridge... He was in bits! 🤣🤦♂️
What did one orphan say to another orphan?
"Get in the batmobile, Robin!"
What's the difference between a dad and the Twin Towers? The Twin Towers went black and never came back, and the dad was black and just didn't come back.
I once told a chemistry joke... sadly, it got no reaction.
Why can't orphans go to the hospital? Because it is a family hospital. Sorry for the long break in between my jokes. I just had some family stuff, but I am back.
Why make a joke when I wake up and look at myself?
What was the name of the Mexican that lost his car?
Carlos.
What is smegma name?
What did the two crewmates say when they were hanging on a rope? Polus up!
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Chicken.
What’s the difference between an orphan and cotton? One gets picked.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home, LOL.
What's the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms?
One's a good year, and one's a great year.