Joke jokes

What did the bee say after the execution? "The criminal has been beeheaded!"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was running from you, hehe.

How did Aby get away from Mr. Ryan in Iran? He ran!

What did the blind kid get for Christmas? He hasn’t seen it yet...

What did the kids with no arms get? He doesn’t know, he’s still trying to figure out how to open it. :))))

What was Helen Keller's favorite color?

Velcro.

What does the policeman say to the jumper?

"Hey! Pullover!"

What did Gandalf say to Mario? "You shall not pass!"

How does the zebra cross the road?

The zebra crossing.

I asked my lab partner for sodium hypobromate, but he said, "Na Br O."

I brought a new pen that can write underwater. It can also write other words.

What do you call a Chinese man in the summer heat? Boi Ling.

You're so scary that even your hairline ran away.

There are too many suicidal people in this world. I’m going to make sure there is at least one less.

If having sex for money makes you a wh*re, then what does having sex for free make you?

Non-profit wh*reganisation.

What do you call 4 black guys and 2 white guys?

The Oreo Gang!

There was a solar eclipse at school and we missed it, but it was alright. Your mum went to NASA and recreated it herself.

Why don't women parachute naked?

That annoying whistling sound on the way down.

Two priests walk into a store, and cops come up to them and say they’re looking for a child molester, and the priests both say, "I’ll do it!"

Everyone: You gotta pay the cost to be the boss.

Germans: You gotta be the caust to be the boss.

My son came up to me and said, "Dad, I'm depressed."

I pointed to the spare room and said, "Hang in there, son."