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Toucan Play

Anonymous
7 years ago
  • A friend of mine tried to annoy me with bird puns, but I soon realized that toucan play at that game.

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    Listen up, you chucklehead. Your joke is bad and you should feel bad. You clearly think you are clever, but it's not. The joke plays on the words 'toucan' and 'two can'. It's a pun that uses a bird's name to sound like a common phrase. You really didn't think this through, huh?

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