Joke jokes
A photon is checking into a hotel.
The bellhop asks him, "Do you have any luggage?"
The photon replies, "Nope, I'm traveling light."
Why do people hate abortion jokes?
It leaves you with an empty feeling inside.
Your ma is so slow, it took her 9 months to make a joke.
Miscarriage jokes aren't funny, just cut it out.
What’s the difference between your sister and a bowling ball?
I can only get 3 fingers in a bowling ball!
I want to write some jokes about unemployed people, but none of them works.
Man: Cow milk is drinkable.
Other man: How do you know that?
Man: *smiles with milk all over mouth*
Other man: John...h-how do you know that!
What do you call a boy Panera Bread?
Panera Balls.
My mom tells me to stop with the suicide jokes, and I replied with, "It's not that deep."
What’s the only advantage of being an orphan?
Nobody makes jokes about yo mamma.
They told me throwing babies was bad, but guess what I did yesterday? I threw my baby cousin down the escalator.
Why did Michael Jackson dangle a baby over a balcony?
He wanted to clean out the blanket.
What do you call a murderer with two butts? An assassin.
Why do orphans use water for cereal? Cause their dad never came back with the milk.
Hi, I gave a blind kid a gun. I told him it was a hairdryer.
What do rocks and girls have in common?
The flat ones get skipped.
Why do orphans always have water with their cereal?
Their dad never came back with the milk!
What do you call a virgin lying on a waterbed?
A cherry float.
Know what a 6.9 is?
Another good thing screwed up by a period.
Your hairline is so far gone that it looks like someone dropped a nuclear bomb on it.