Joke jokes
Play dead, they said.
Wasn't too hard.
I've been dead inside for years.
Q. What sound does a sleeping T-Rex make? A. A dino-snore.
Do you know 6+3?
Other person: Nine.
Nein is no in German.
Stephen Hawking's last words were the Windows closing sound.
Yo man, stand up.
*short person stands*
No, seriously man, stand up!
Why did the man say, "I'm stuck?" Because he was...
Where did Sally go during the bombings? Everywhere!
Why didn’t the parents bother looking for her? Because she was in the front and back yard in small chunks! 😂
A retired George W. Bush is eating a donut at 7/11 and looks at it. "I'm so happy I did that." A guy overhears the conversation and says, "You're happy you bought that donut? Oh haha, I would be too. I love donuts!" George W. Bush then says, "Oh hahaha, you caught me," and then says, "Oh hahaha, you must have heard me wrong. I said, I'm so happy I did 9/11."
What do you call a girl with no legs? Sarah.
What do you call an Olympic gold medalist skiing? Not Sarah.
I was watching a "don't laugh" video, and an erection joke almost made me laugh.
It really gave me a hard time indeed.
I once did an exam on rainbows. I passed with flying colors.
What's green and sings?
Elvis Parsley!
What did the south tower say to the north tower? It said: nothing.
9/11 joke.
Lmao Trump and Putin dislike my jokes! 🤣😂
Why did the ass start a gardening service?
It was great at dropping SEEDS.
What’s another name for nutting in a woman?
Loading the dishwasher.
Why did Technoblade die?
He couldn't respawn in real life!
I once asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite... He said, "NaBrO."
POV: Someone stole Michael Jackson's baby: "He he stole my bab(y), he he."
I don't even know why to joke about America, it's a joke itself TO THE FUCKING EARTH!