Joke jokes
in can re;ate to this its always going through my mind
Your hairline is so far gone that it looks like someone dropped a nuclear bomb on it.
They told me throwing babies was bad, but guess what I did yesterday? I threw my baby cousin down the escalator.
What’s the speed limit in bed?
It’s 68. Once you hit 69, you have to turn back around.
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?
Philipe Philope.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
I would tell a dad joke, but it already left me.
Grandpa: "Sonny, let me tell you something. There's only one damn thing in this whole world worse than Alzheimer's."
Boy: "What's that?"
Grandpa: "What's what?"
Do you like pudding? Pudding deez nuts in your mouth!
What does an apple and suicidal person have in common?
They're both hanging from a tree.
Wanna hear a joke about the Flash?
"Never mind, it's too fast."
What do you call a cow in the snow?
Chilli Beef.
Q. What's the most musical bone?
A. The trom-bone!
What's got 5 arms, 3 legs, and 2 feet? The finish line at the Boston Marathon.
What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas? Gloves! Nah, just kidding... He still hasn't unwrapped his present.
One depressed kid goes to high-five a tree, but the tree just left him hanging.
What do you say to a depressed special kid?
“Why so down?”
Knock, knock.
"Who's there?"
Not your dad.
Why was the tower of Pisa leaning?
They had better reflexes than the trading center.
What did the kamikaze instructor say to the students?
"Okay guys, watch very carefully because I can only show you this demonstration once."
An orphan? We no jokes.
Jokeless orphan since they were always stacked on jokes.