Joke jokes
What did Michael Jackson say before he died, as far as his childhood? "This is it."
Why did Michael Jackson allow little boys to sleep in his house? Because he's bad.
Why was the tower of Pisa leaning?
They had better reflexes than the trading center.
An orphan? We no jokes.
Jokeless orphan since they were always stacked on jokes.
What's the difference between a bridge and a burrito?
I can't jump off a burrito.
Why make a joke when I wake up and look at myself?
What was the name of the Mexican that lost his car?
Carlos.
What is smegma name?
What did the two crewmates say when they were hanging on a rope? Polus up!
I told a joke to a guy who had jumped off a bridge... He was in bits! 🤣🤦♂️
How was the slice of cheese 🧀 doing in the kitchen?
Cheddar!
What's the difference between a dad and the Twin Towers? The Twin Towers went black and never came back, and the dad was black and just didn't come back.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to go to KFC.
What did one orphan say to another orphan?
"Get in the batmobile, Robin!"
I once told a chemistry joke... sadly, it got no reaction.
One day my mom told me to take out the trash, and I did. The next day, mom asked me, "Where is your sister?" and I said, "A garbage truck took her." Mom started running to try and get the truck before it left.
Why did the orphan fall out of the tree?
They thought their parents would catch them.
The terrorists said over the intercom, "We're coming up to our destination, so we can't go over it, we can't go under, we have to go through it."
What's the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms?
One's a good year, and one's a great year.
Why can't orphans go to the hospital? Because it is a family hospital. Sorry for the long break in between my jokes. I just had some family stuff, but I am back.