Joke

Joke jokes

Suicide

My mom tells me to stop with the suicide jokes, and I replied with, "It's not that deep."

Friend

A friend called me a while back saying, "I have COVID.... I can't breathe, I really have a hard time breathing."

I reply saying, "Dude, you need to work on your George Floyd jokes."

Kid

Why did the emo kid not cross the road?

He was waiting for a car.

Comedian

I was a sit-down comedian, then I tried to stand up. I fell.

I wished I stayed in the wheelchair.

Time

I can make 9/11 jokes, but every time I do, they crash and burn.

Orphan

What’s the only advantage of being an orphan?

Nobody makes jokes about yo mamma.

Hairline

Your hairline is so far gone that it looks like someone dropped a nuclear bomb on it.

Baby

They told me throwing babies was bad, but guess what I did yesterday? I threw my baby cousin down the escalator.

Orphan

What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?

The apple gets picked.

Grandpa

Grandpa: "Sonny, let me tell you something. There's only one damn thing in this whole world worse than Alzheimer's."

Boy: "What's that?"

Grandpa: "What's what?"