Joke jokes
Your hairline is so far back it took a trip to America.
She saw me butt-naked, now she thinks I'm half Black.
Why don't women parachute naked?
That annoying whistling sound on the way down.
"Hitler and Goring are standing atop the Berlin radio tower. Hitler says he wants to do something to put a smile on Berliners' faces.
So Goring says: 'Why don't you jump?'"
What is the difference between me and Paul Walker?
I’ve watched Fast and Furious Seven.
That's why your grandma 6 ft deep, feet!
If you’re ever bored, then go outside and punch an orphan. Who are they going to tell, their parents?
Give a man a plane ticket and he flies for the day.
Push him out of the plane at 3,000 feet and he'll fly for the rest of his life.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Chicken.
Qwen is a liar (sent with a dance).
Used to laugh at Michael Jackson for wearing gloves and a mask...
Yet here I am, stuck at home in this COVID-19 "Thriller," beating it...
What do you call a rapper who took a dump?
Lil' Crappie.
What’s the difference between Pikachu and an orphan?
Pikachu, I choose you!
I took the trash to the recycling bin, and two days later, my mom asked me, "Where's your sister?" I said, "In the recycling line to be turned into a bottle."
Not a joke.
Any girls looking for a steamy hot man?
This is nothing to do with 9/11, but this is my best joke.
What do you call a Paki in a microwave?
Pting pting pting.
What's the difference between a cop car and a hedgehog?
With a cop car, all the pricks are on the inside.
When you see someone with a double chin that’s sad:
Hey come on, man, keep your chin up. Wait, which one?
What do cannibals call an orphanage? All you can eat buffet.
I broke my arm in two places. You know what the doctor told me? Stay out of those places!