What do you call a cup with a handle?
A mug! HAHA ha... My parents just got a divorce :(
Joke Jokes
What's blue and doesn't weigh much?
Light blue.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite planet? Uranus.
The only time rape jokes are okay; is when they aren't forced.
What do you call a bear without an ear?
B.
Why did the vegetable cross the road? He didn't, he just sat there.
Hi person reading this.
How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? 10, 1 to change the lightbulb, 9 to talk about how inspired they are?
What do you call an autistic person with a driver's license?
A LETHAL WEAPON!
What's the difference between Paul Walker and a computer?
I give a fuck if my computer crashes.
Don't tell a Titanic joke, or you'll sink to a whole new low.
What animal is best at hitting a baseball? -- A bat.
Me: Now I know why Michael Jackson turned white.
The police: You finally figured it out.
What do you call an old black person? Farming antique.
My wife called me a pedo. That's a big word for a 6 year old.
I was crying when my dad was cutting onions.
Onions was such a good dog.
You're so skinny that you use Chapstick as deodorant.
Yo hairline was used as the blueprint for the Great Wall of China.
Why can you slap an orphan?
Are they going to tell mommy?
What part do people slit the most?
Everyone.
