Joke jokes
I did a knock knock joke to an orphan. I said, "Knock knock." He said, "Who is there?" And I said, "Not your parents."
Here is a funny little prank I did on my sister. So she was in her room when she reached to get her shampoo, cause you know girls and hair, when she went to squeeze it out, it came out oil, toothpaste, chicken breast, barf, and onions! SHE PUT IT IN HER HAIR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GROSS BUT FUNNY!
When she got to school she heard kids laughing at her cause the prankster did it again!
Later!
What do you call a dog turd in China?
Waste of food.
Your hair and your hairline must be best friends, 'cause they go waaaaay back!
Q: Why did the orphan cross the road?
A: To get to the other side to find his parents.
There was no other side of the road.
/setblock minecraft_morbid_joke
/playsound pained_laugh
There's nothing else that can beat up dog.
What's up, dog?
Just my depression!
We should not stop orphan jokes. They're funny as fuck.
Man, I love telling jokes about orphans. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
How did you get into the tampon 100?
Pull some strings!
Where does a French cat live?
- In Purr-is
OR
- In the Catacombs
OR
- In a chat-eau.
9/11
This is so sad, can we hit 50 likes?!
Q: What happens when an Asian with an erection walks into a wall?
A: He breaks his nose.
One day, Little Johnny went to his grandma's house, and she asks, "Do you like nuts?"
Little Johnny says, "Yes, I like nuts."
His grandma says, "Okay then, grab them out of the cabinet." So Little Johnny went and grabbed them, and he was sad after he grabbed them. His grandma then says, "What's wrong?"
Little Johnny says, "I thought they were real nuts," and his grandma fainted.
Why did the orphan stop playing baseball?
He could never get a home run.
What did the rapper say to his shoes?
"You better lace up!"
My parents are like the Twin Towers, only one came back.
Yo papa's wife is so dumb and fat that we had to use yo papa.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To find his family. Sorry!
I told my husband he should embrace his mistakes.
He hugged me!