Joke jokes
What's the best part of having sex on a golf course?
The hole experience.
What does a blind man say when he passes the fish market?...."Hello ladies!"
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A lick-a-lot-of-puss.
What's the difference between a dead baby and a sandwich?
I don't put my dick in a sandwich before I eat it.
What did the leper say to the prostitute?
You can keep the tip.
Want to hear a joke about milk? No, it's too cheesy.
I told a blind man to read more, so he grabbed my arm and read the whole dictionary.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To finally get his milk.
How do you get an emo out of a tree?
Just cut the rope.
Why was 10 scared of 9?
Because 9 8 7.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You make them clap until they go home.
Why do orphans always have water in their cereal? Because the dad never came back with the milk.
You know Bofa? Bofa deez nuts.
Yesterday, I saw a "woman's rights" book in the library, so I put it in the fiction section and got kicked out.
When you're a terrorist and you have a stutter.
A a a a a a a a ala ala ala ala ala alaog alaogbar.
What's a furry's favorite news network?
Fox!
Kid 1: "Hey, I bet you're still a virgin."
Kid 2: "Yeah, I was a virgin until last night."
Kid 1: "As if."
Kid 2: "Yeah, just ask your sister."
Kid 1: "I don't have a sister."
Kid 2: "You will in about nine months."
Which sexual position produces the ugliest children?
A. Ask your mother.
Why the actual fuck is there drama on this website? Anyone can fake to be someone they're not, and no one will know the goddamn difference. I’m just trying to look at/make jokes, and I’m getting shit from people saying, "It’s too offensive" or something like that. Goddamn just take that shit somewhere else.
What’s the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?
You can unscrew a light bulb.