Joke jokes

Q: What did the cannibal say to the leper?

A: You gonna eat that?

I'd make 9/11 jokes, but they'd just crash and burn.

What’s pink, black and has 17 nipples?

A trash can behind the cancer ward.

What's black on top and white on the bottom?

rape.

What do you call a cute boy with Down syndrome?

Awwtistic.

What's similar between a pregnant 14 year old and the fetus inside of her? They are both thinking, "Oh shit, my mom's gonna kill me."

A Mexican boy said, "I can't do this." Then a guy says, "You can do it, we are Mexican, not Mexicant."

What do you say to an upset Down syndrome person? "What's bringing you down?"

A boy and his friend were walking down the street.

Boy 1: "Bro, you still got my Nikes?"

Boy 2: "Yeah, sorry. I got them dirty."

Boy 1: "Please clean them, we have school tomorrow."

Boy 2 got back to his house and decided to clean his friend's shoes. After he finished drying them, he got stuck in his painfully small dryer. Then he remembered his brother needed something from the dryer. So he tried to get out, when his brother came in.

He came in twice.

(like if u understand)

Yo hairline be lookin' like Elmo's toe fungus.

Not totally a joke but... What do all these rape joke naysayers have in common with rapists? They are also forcing themselves on others.

What did the white kid pull out of his bookbag?

A 9mm.

What did the fat man say as he entered Nagasaki?

Nothing, he just exploded.

I would roast you but you're already so hot.

Is it okay to call a special ed kid late to class a little tardy?

Broke my toenail yesterday. I'm now presenting you puns/jokes:

1. "Yeah, I broke my toenail, wanna see phoTOES?" 2. "I'm tired of bandaging my toe! Oh. My. GAUZE."

Chuck Norris doesn't zoom out; everything moves backwards.

I was once friends with a schizophrenic emo. He tried high-fiving a tree, but it only left him hanging.

I would say a good joke, but all the good ones Argon.

Why was the blunt pencil bad at making speeches? It never had a point.