What's similar between a pregnant 14 year old and the fetus inside of her? They are both thinking, "Oh shit, my mom's gonna kill me."
Joke Jokes
A Mexican boy said, "I can't do this." Then a guy says, "You can do it, we are Mexican, not Mexicant."
What do you say to an upset Down syndrome person? "What's bringing you down?"
A boy and his friend were walking down the street.
Boy 1: "Bro, you still got my Nikes?"
Boy 2: "Yeah, sorry. I got them dirty."
Boy 1: "Please clean them, we have school tomorrow."
Boy 2 got back to his house and decided to clean his friend's shoes. After he finished drying them, he got stuck in his painfully small dryer. Then he remembered his brother needed something from the dryer. So he tried to get out, when his brother came in.
He came in twice.
(like if u understand)
Not totally a joke but... What do all these rape joke naysayers have in common with rapists? They are also forcing themselves on others.
What did the white kid pull out of his bookbag?
A 9mm.
What did the fat man say as he entered Nagasaki?
Nothing, he just exploded.
I would roast you but you're already so hot.
Is it okay to call a special ed kid late to class a little tardy?
What do you call a gay drive-by? A fruit roll-up.
I saw my wife at the dam yesterday. Drat. I was hoping she might float a bit more downstream.
What's worse than ten babies nailed to one tree?
One baby nailed to ten trees.
Broke my toenail yesterday. I'm now presenting you puns/jokes:
1. "Yeah, I broke my toenail, wanna see phoTOES?" 2. "I'm tired of bandaging my toe! Oh. My. GAUZE."
Chuck Norris doesn't zoom out; everything moves backwards.
I was once friends with a schizophrenic emo. He tried high-fiving a tree, but it only left him hanging.
I would say a good joke, but all the good ones Argon.
Why was the blunt pencil bad at making speeches? It never had a point.
What's the difference between an in-law and an outlaw?
An outlaw is wanted.
What's black and screams?
Stevie Wonder answering the iron.
Q: How many ADHD kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Wanna go ride a bike?