Joke jokes
A boy and his friend were walking down the street.
Boy 1: "Bro, you still got my Nikes?"
Boy 2: "Yeah, sorry. I got them dirty."
Boy 1: "Please clean them, we have school tomorrow."
Boy 2 got back to his house and decided to clean his friend's shoes. After he finished drying them, he got stuck in his painfully small dryer. Then he remembered his brother needed something from the dryer. So he tried to get out, when his brother came in.
He came in twice.
(like if u understand)
What do you call a cute boy with Down syndrome?
Awwtistic.
Yo hairline be lookin' like Elmo's toe fungus.
What did the white kid pull out of his bookbag?
A 9mm.
Not totally a joke but... What do all these rape joke naysayers have in common with rapists? They are also forcing themselves on others.
Imagine if on April first the government says, "Hahhaha, you all fell for it. Covid-19 is fake; we actually killed all those people, lol."
Chuck Norris doesn't zoom out; everything moves backwards.
Chuck Norris once took down a fence. Maybe you heard of it, the Berlin Wall.
What's the opposite of Christopher Reeves?
Christopher Walken.
I was once friends with a schizophrenic emo. He tried high-fiving a tree, but it only left him hanging.
Is it okay to call a special ed kid late to class a little tardy?
I hate the term feminazi. It is offensive to real Nazis.
I would roast you but you're already so hot.
What does Michael Jackson ask little boys before going to bed? Are you sleeping?
Why did Michael Jackson dangle his baby out the window?
He was airing his blanket.
Broke my toenail yesterday. I'm now presenting you puns/jokes:
1. "Yeah, I broke my toenail, wanna see phoTOES?" 2. "I'm tired of bandaging my toe! Oh. My. GAUZE."
The next sentence is telling the truth. The previous sentence is telling a lie.
What's black and screams?
Stevie Wonder answering the iron.
Why was the blunt pencil bad at making speeches? It never had a point.
What's the difference between an in-law and an outlaw?
An outlaw is wanted.