Joke jokes
Q: What did the cannibal say to the leper?
A: You gonna eat that?
what was sally's role in a football game?
the football ;-;
Yo hairline be lookin' like Elmo's toe fungus.
What's black on top and white on the bottom?
rape.
A Mexican boy said, "I can't do this." Then a guy says, "You can do it, we are Mexican, not Mexicant."
What's similar between a pregnant 14 year old and the fetus inside of her? They are both thinking, "Oh shit, my mom's gonna kill me."
A boy and his friend were walking down the street.
Boy 1: "Bro, you still got my Nikes?"
Boy 2: "Yeah, sorry. I got them dirty."
Boy 1: "Please clean them, we have school tomorrow."
Boy 2 got back to his house and decided to clean his friend's shoes. After he finished drying them, he got stuck in his painfully small dryer. Then he remembered his brother needed something from the dryer. So he tried to get out, when his brother came in.
He came in twice.
(like if u understand)
What did the skeleton say while riding his Harley Davidson motorcycle?
I’m bone to be wild!
Not totally a joke but... What do all these rape joke naysayers have in common with rapists? They are also forcing themselves on others.
Imagine if on April first the government says, "Hahhaha, you all fell for it. Covid-19 is fake; we actually killed all those people, lol."
What did the white kid pull out of his bookbag?
A 9mm.
I was once friends with a schizophrenic emo. He tried high-fiving a tree, but it only left him hanging.
What's the difference between an in-law and an outlaw?
An outlaw is wanted.
What's the opposite of Christopher Reeves?
Christopher Walken.
Chuck Norris once took down a fence. Maybe you heard of it, the Berlin Wall.
What's the smartest crime?
3rd degree murder.
Two chinamen walk into a bar. The landlord says, "Why the same face?"
What does Michael Jackson ask little boys before going to bed? Are you sleeping?
Why did Michael Jackson dangle his baby out the window?
He was airing his blanket.
Hey, did you know that 9/11 won a Grammy?
Yes, best comedy award.