Joke jokes
What is a joke that will never end even though you want it to?
For me, life.
What's white and black and red all over? A nun that fell down stairs.
Dark humor is like cancer, it's even funnier when kids get it.
What do you call a feminist? A Karen.
What's the difference between an orphan and a watermelon?
One's fun to hang to with a sledge hammer, the other is just a watermelon.
Why did Sally cross the road?
She didn’t wear her seatbelt.
"I really hate cats," my friend replied with, "You gotta be kitten me!"
Knock knock. Who's there? Abajo. Abajo who? I have abajo of water with me.
Kid says to genie,
"I want to be like Batman!"
Kid goes home, both of them are dead.
What’s Steven Hawkins' favorite song?
"Highway to Hell" because it’s a staircase to heaven.
what do you call a cow that fell?
Ground beef.
How did the orphan go to school?
Not by his parents.
Spell "I cup."
I C U P
What do you call an orphan with no legs in an adoption center?
Answer: Who cares?
What goes up but never comes down?
Water in Australia.
My sister said to roast her, but my mom said I'm not allowed to burn trash.
Ok, now I'm not good at telling jokes, but this one is not too bad. One cunt said to another cunt, "Do you get cold at night?"
"Fuck no, cunt," the first cunt said, "Why?"
"I have a built-in set of vertical curtains to keep the cold out, cunt!" xx
Q. What does a Russian girl do when she gets unexpectedly pregnant?
A. Has an abortion.
Why did the elephant cross the road? It didn't see the cars.
Did you hear about the red and blue ships that collided? All the sailors were marooned.