Joke jokes
Give a man a match, he'll be warm for hours.
Light the man on fire, he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite shampoo?
Head N Shoulders.
What’s an orphan's favorite drink?
Fosters.
What’s the difference between an orphan and a tomato?
The tomato gets picked.
Two men ran into a bar. You would have thought after the first one hit it, the second one would have seen it.
Why did all the numbers mourn 10? Because he was in the middle of 9, 11.
Yah, hurtful towards you. Bro took it personally, literally.
What do you say to a depressed person on the ceiling?
Hang in there!
What was one phrase Michael Jackson said to a boy in his bed? Baby, be mine.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?... one gets picked.
What is an orphan's favorite period? Homeroom.
Why was the orphan so successful?
They told him, "Go big or go home," he only had one option.
Your friend walks up to you and shows you a picture of an overweight woman.
What would you rate this woman?
A 7.
Why?
Because 7 ate 9!
POV you are drunk and telling jokes and no one is listening 😭😭😭
Just hire some people to be fake parents and print off an adoption paper. On April Fools', just leave them there at the orphanage! APRIL FOOLS!
Why did Helen Keller's cat run away? I would run away if my name was jufhvfhvurhkso.
My fucking life, cya.
What do you call a decapitated politician?
A severed head of state.
Teacher: "You know you can't sleep in my class."
Boy: "I know. Maybe if you were a little quieter, I could."
What is worse than a baby getting hanged in a tree?
That same baby getting hanged in multiple trees.