Joke jokes
Chuck Norris can drown a fish.
Why do black people only have nightmares?
Because the last one to have a dream got shot. (Martin Luther King joke)
What’s the difference between a feminist and a school shooter?
A school shooter actually makes an impact on its targets.
Used to laugh at Michael Jackson for wearing gloves and a mask...
Yet here I am, stuck at home in this COVID-19 "Thriller," beating it...
A policeman walks up to a van with two priests and says, "We're looking for two child molesters."
The priests both look at each other for a moment and then say, "Okay, we'll do it."
What's the difference between a priest and a pimple?
A pimple will wait until you're 12 years old to come on your face.
How many dyslexics does it take to change a lightbulb?
Steven.
What does my arm have in common with paper?
They both can be cut.
What’s the best part about sex with twenty eight year olds?
There are twenty of them.
Why don't women parachute naked?
That annoying whistling sound on the way down.
What separates bad jokes from dad jokes?
Condoms.
What do you do when an epileptic has a seizure in a bathtub?
Throw them some laundry.
What’s the difference between black matter and Black Lives Matter?
Black matter leaves an impact.
Yo momma is so ugly, she made my Happy Meal cry.
Some guy called me a tool. So I got hammered and nailed his girlfriend. Guess he was right.
What do you call a gay drive-by?
A fruit roll up.
A dyslexic man walks into a bra.
Why can't an orphan play baseball or softball?
They can't find home. 🤣
I was going to make a pun about math, but my answers never add up.
The last joke about the dad was a joke. Don't take it seriously. Can't believe that people actually think that was true.