Joke jokes
What did the toilet say to the other toilet? "You look a bit flushed."
What do you get when you cross Bill Cosby and Jeffrey Epstein?
Predator 2.
When you can’t see your adopted joke pop up, it’s the same as asking your adopted friend where their parents are and never finding it.
You marry a single mother with an adult daughter. Now, your father marries the daughter. So, your father is your son now, because he is married to your daughter-in-law. But as your father's son and your father's father, you're your own grandpa!
What's the difference between Nemo and my dad?
Nemo was eventually found.
I wish that people would stop mailing jokes about Kobe Bryant. Guys, all they do is crash and burn!
What is the difference between a dwarf and a midget?
Very little.
As siblings, we always joke about being adopted. It stops being funny when you're playing in your parents' room and find both of your adoption papers. : )
If an orphan takes a selfie, isn't it basically a family portrait?
"Doctor, I'm shrinking!"
"Well, you'll just have to be a little patient."
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?
A headbanger.
When someone saw your hairline, they thought it was a Dorito logo.
I wanted to make a joke about homework, but sadly, I'm an orphan.
What do you call a kid in a wheelchair that you push in a fire? Hot Wheels.
Why do orphans have water with their cereal?
Because their dad never came home with the milk.
I asked, "Where are your parents?" and oh god, I love working at an orphanage.
A depressed kid wanted to give me a high five.
I just left him hanging.
What did one orphan say to the other orphan?
"Robin! Jump in the Batmobile."
What did the person say to the orphan?
"Where are your parents?"
Why did the cat cross the road?
To make a catastrophy on the road.