Joke jokes
Teacher: Alright kids. 50, 49, 48, 47. What comes before 47?
Kid: AK!
Everyone else: 🚪 🏃🏾♀️🏃🏽🏃🏿🏃🏾♀️🏃🏽🏃🏿🏃🏿🏃🏿♀️ 🎒 🏃🏻
(Non-edgy joke.)
Do you know how to make 4 Albanians stand on a shoebox?
Just tell them that it floats.
Sometimes when I think I'm ugly, I just think of my sister and it makes me feel better.
Cancer kids be like: "When I grow up... lol nevermind."
This joke never gets old. Just like the child.
Why did only blonds show up at Saturday's party during the Corona crisis?
Because their computers flashed, "Virus blocked!"
Why did Susie fall off the swing?
She had no arms.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not Susie.
3 men go to hell. Satan says if you can question me and I can't answer, you go to heaven.
The first man asks if Satan knew how to make computers. He goes to hell. The next man asks if he knew how to make furniture. He goes too. The third man pokes a ton of holes in a bottle cap and farts in the bottle, asks Satan where the fart came from. Satan said every possible answer and the man pointed to his butthole and said "nope this one"😂
Why did the cheetah kill the lion? Because he farted.
I know my jokes suck.
I would never slap a woman, then I’d be destroying property.
What would you call a person who hides in a house for 24 hours and then kills them?
Morgz.
Sans, you lazybones, get up and do something.
Sans: I am doing something.
Papyrus: Oh yeah, what?
Sans: Thinking up a skele-ton of jokes.
Papyrus: SANSSSsSsSsSssSsSSsSsSsSSsSSsSsSsS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I will end you.
Sans: What, does someone not have a funny bone? Oh wait, do you have a bone to pick with me? I have 206.
A man was walking down the street with a swivel chair under one arm, a computer under the other, and a desk strapped to his back.
A policeman ran over to him and handcuffed him, saying, "I'm arresting you for impersonating an office, sir!"
Why did the human eat cereal in the bathroom?
So he could querk.
What do you call a lamp that molests young boys? A Jacko Lantern!
There once was a commie called Ed. Usually known as Ned. He went to bed, Got shot in the head, Unfortunately now he was dead.
Why did the orphan go to church? So he gets to call someone father.
If you read this, your life is a joke.
I bullied a kid in a wheelchair. I told him to stand up for himself.
By the law, you are not allowed to have a sick bird. That's ill-eagle.