How did Helen Keller burn the side of her head? She answered the iron.
How'd she burn the other side? They called back.
How did Helen Keller burn the side of her head? She answered the iron.
How'd she burn the other side? They called back.
What did PETA say when a cheetah won 5 million dollars?
You can't beat a cheetah!
Jesus and his friend went fishing. They both cast their lines out, and both of them get a bite, but Jesus's friend misses and says, "Damn, I missed." Jesus said, "That's a bad sentence to say; if you say it 3 times, something bad will happen to you." They cast it out again, and both get a bite, and Jesus's friend misses again and says, "Damn, I missed." Jesus replied, "If you say that one more time, something bad will happen." They cast out again, and Jesus's friend's line snaps, and he says, "Damn, I missed." Jesus said, "That's the last time something bad will happen." The biggest thunderstorm ever seen appeared, and a lightning bolt struck Jesus, and a voice came from the clouds, "Damn, I missed."
What is the most difficult day in the ghetto?
Father's Day.
I called a suicide hotline in Iraq. They got excited and asked if I could drive a truck.
Me: My girlfriend broke up with me yesterday, and I had her wheelchair.
Me: Guess who came crawling right back?
Why did the rape victim think it was Christmas?
Because her clothes were torn off like wrapping paper.