Joke jokes
What do emo kids and Hitler have in common?
There's gonna be more brains on the wall when they lose something.
What's black and white and red all over? The prisoner I just hit with my car.
Flat Earther pickup line: "The Earth may be flat, but Uranus is round."
A joke becomes a dad joke when it leaves for milk and never comes back.
My best friend got ligma. (Ah, did he? Sorry bro.) LIGMA BALLS!
What's the difference between an iPhone and an orphan?
One has a home.
What is Hitler's favorite food? A hindenburger.
Papa John's pizzeria and abortion clinic. You make 'em, we bake 'em.
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
She had no arms. "Knock knock." Who's there? Not Sally.
What did Trump rename the Presidential plane?
Answer: Hair Force One!
Americans when they think they have the best offensive British jokes: "we threw your tea in the ocean." 💀
British people making offensive jokes about America: "our towers didn’t explode."😎
How many Trump supporters does it take to fix a lightbulb?
None, Trump says it is all done and they cheer in the dark.
How many people does it take to screw in a light bulb? It takes two, but don't ask me how they get inside.
What did the comedian say when he walked into a bank?
"This is a stand-up."
What did the rope and the tree say to the kid?
Do you want to hang later?
Two chinamen walk into a bar. The landlord says, "Why the same face?"
An emo kid walked to me holding a rope, and asked: "Do you want to join my family tree?"
Why do orphans love drinking water? Because they have no milk to drink!
I bet for Halloween you were a Goblin. How about you gobble deez nuts?
I would roast you but you're already so hot.