Joke jokes
What did the comedian say when he walked into a bank?
"This is a stand-up."
How many people does it take to screw in a light bulb? It takes two, but don't ask me how they get inside.
Americans when they think they have the best offensive British jokes: "we threw your tea in the ocean." 💀
British people making offensive jokes about America: "our towers didn’t explode."😎
I tried to tell an orphan a knock-knock joke, but sadly, there was no door to knock on.
I usually don’t make school shooting jokes.
Because they’re aimed at a younger audience.
I'm so excited for Christmas Pudding... Pudding these nuts in your mouth.
How many Trump supporters does it take to fix a lightbulb?
None, Trump says it is all done and they cheer in the dark.
What is a gay person’s favorite book?
The dictionary.
What do emo kids and Hitler have in common?
There's gonna be more brains on the wall when they lose something.
What's black and white and red all over? The prisoner I just hit with my car.
Flat Earther pickup line: "The Earth may be flat, but Uranus is round."
A joke becomes a dad joke when it leaves for milk and never comes back.
My best friend got ligma. (Ah, did he? Sorry bro.) LIGMA BALLS!
What's the difference between an iPhone and an orphan?
One has a home.
What is Hitler's favorite food? A hindenburger.
Dark humor is like cancer, it's even funnier when children get it.
What do you get when you put 50 lawyers in a room with 50 lesbians? One hundred people who don't do dick.
Chuck Norris doesn't zoom out; everything moves backwards.
Everyone has cracks in them, mine's just in my heart and not my ass.
Why doesn't a skeleton dance? Because he had no body to dance with. Lol, Sans.