Joke jokes
It was 7:00 a.m. when Billy ran downstairs after a long night of sleep. He got to the kitchen where his mother and father sat. "What would you like for breakfast?" Billy's mom asked politely. Billy replied with, "Whatever Dad gave you last night in your bedroom would be great! You seemed to like it very much!"
What did the man say to his wife, wanna play?
What do you call a bunny with a bent dick?
Fucks funny.
What do you call an emo with no breasts? A cutting board.
What's the difference between 63 cents and Princess Diana?
It's easier to scrape up 63 cents.
Why are handicap signs blue? Because they're all Crips. (sorry)
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce out of school early!
Actor 1: "I'm Michael with a b and I hate insects."
Actor 2: "Where's the b?"
Actor 1: "THERE'S A BEE???????????!!!!!!!!!!!????????!!!!!"
A cheetah and a lion are racing.
The cheetah wins.
The lion says, "You a cheetah!"
The cheetah replies, "Nah, you a lion!"
WTF is wrong with you guys? This is bullying. Stop it, please, but Shaenaya sounds like a good name.
What is the difference between runners and my car?
My car is still running.
What starts with "M" and ends in "arrige" and is a man's favorite thing?
Miscarriage, this joke never gets old, just like the baby.
Why did the Chicken cross the road?
It didn’t, it ran because it was running from KFC.
Why do people hate abortion jokes?
It leaves you with an empty feeling inside.
What did Hitler tell the eye doctor?
“I can na-zi.”
Part 1: Two men were walking down the way when the third one came.
Part 2: Two men were walking down the way when the third one came.
Part 3: Two men were walking down the way when the third one came.
Part 4: Guess what... two men were walking down the way when the second one fell in the sewers and died... The first one was lonely.
"Stop telling these orphan jokes!! Maybe some people that read these are orphans!"
I'll stop telling orphan jokes when their parents come back.
What do you get when you cross a belt and a watch?
A waist of time.
A man sees a crying woman by a pond. She is in a wheelchair and has no arms or legs.
He asks her why she is crying, and she answers that she has never been hugged. Feeling pity, he hugs her, then jogs away.
The next day, he finds her crying again, and she says she has never been kissed. The man kisses her and jogs away again.
On the third day, the man sees her crying and asks her thrice. She tells him she has never been fucked. The man picks her up and throws her in the pond, telling her, "You're fucked now!"
Sans: Pap, your spaghetti is bonearific.
PaprUs: Sans, no. Aw, your funny bone is not working; come on, that one was a rib tickler.